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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Geoj posted:

Sounds like you have a special snowflake situation and this isn't really a case of "nobody accepts Amex." I've had an Amex card for work expenses on and off for the past 10 years and it's fairly rare to find a retailer that doesn't take it. I currently have a corporate card that allows cash withdrawals from ATMs in the event that someone doesn't accept it.

Our joke in the DOD was always "Visa, it's everywhere you want to be, but American Express is where the government sends you."

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Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
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http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Lasagna-in-Your-Dishwasher

who the hell has a dishwasher and not an oven?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Phosphine posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Lasagna-in-Your-Dishwasher

who the hell has a dishwasher and not an oven?

Jesus Christ, that has to be a joke.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
Very convenient for those hording various garbage in their ovens.

Cirrial
Oct 24, 2012

Phosphine posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Lasagna-in-Your-Dishwasher

who the hell has a dishwasher and not an oven?

Cited: http://www.partselect.com/JustForFun/Dishwasher-Lasagna.aspx

In the Facebook comments for that, cited: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/dishwasher-salmon-with-a-piquant-dill-sauce-recipe.html

Dishwasher salmon.

EDIT: Sweet christ, there's so many of these. Just search for "dishwasher recipe" (and share your favourites??).

Here's a Huffington Post article. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-stir/dishwasher-cooking_b_3605859.html

Cirrial has a new favorite as of 00:20 on Jan 13, 2015

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Phosphine posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Lasagna-in-Your-Dishwasher

who the hell has a dishwasher and not an oven?

"Shock your dinner guest with this fun and unique way to prepare everyone's favorite Italian dish." This way it's "fun". Why do you hate "fun"?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Abroad almost nobody took Amex in France when I was there a couple months back. I don't run into a lot of places in the states that don't but it happens on occasion, mostly at small locally owned businesses who don't want to pay the fees for it.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


13Pandora13 posted:

Abroad almost nobody took Amex in France when I was there a couple months back.
Same in Japan and New Zealand. I guess they don't call it American Express for nothing! For a while there even Mastercard wasn't reliably accepted abroad, but that's changing.

When does it stop being a lifehack and start being a recipe (toothpaste mints excluded)?

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Phosphine posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Lasagna-in-Your-Dishwasher

who the hell has a dishwasher and not an oven?

I poached an egg in the dishwasher once (top rack, wrapped in foil, no soap) just to see if it would work. It did, but was pretty wasteful compared to a mall pan of water on the stove. It's stupid as hell and the only reason I can think of to do it is to go "huh, how about that." Maybe if you have a gas stove but somehow an electric water heater and the gas is out?

Cooking things on the intake manifold of your car's engine is slightly more useful -- wedge a potato under the air cleaner of the Jeep, have a snack on the trail -- but still, a Coleman stove or campfire and some beers when you're done for the day is much more satisfying.

Edit: actual useful thing: learn how to fold tinfoil like (is poorly explained) in the lasagna article. That's a useful skill for cooking in a campfire/fireplace, or even with certain things in the oven or on the grill.

Chillbro Baggins has a new favorite as of 01:59 on Jan 13, 2015

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I think it's more of thing where you're going to run the dishwasher anyway but have like, half a rack with nothing in it so you poach some eggs for a snack. Definitely not the stupidest thing to do.

e: tinfoil foldup hobo stew is a fond camping memory indeed

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
I'm not sure I'd trust even my Boy Scout foil-crimping skills with soap, though. If it breaks in the campfire, that's just extra seasoning/you can brush off the ashes, but dishwasher soap is bad poo poo.

Also if you're going to run the dishwasher anyway, just wait until you create enough dirty dishes to fill it. The lasagna or salmon ... maybe. Poaching an egg doesn't even dirty a pan, though! It's just a pan of water!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Phosphine posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Lasagna-in-Your-Dishwasher

who the hell has a dishwasher and not an oven?

Myth Confirmed!

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/dishwasher-lasagna-minimyth/

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


You'd be more likely to successfully waffle iron lasagna so that you can eat it off the floor like a animal with your credit card knife.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Wouldn't eat that, but I would deal with the noise to have a glass front dishwasher.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Len posted:

You'd be more likely to successfully waffle iron lasagna so that you can eat it off the floor like a animal with your credit card knife.

Hang on, I'm still assembling it. Just about got it. You'll be sorry you tried to mug me, motherfucker

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Hang on, I'm still assembling it. Just about got it. You'll be sorry you tried to mug me, motherfucker

Where does the "use the credit card knife to stop muggers" come from? Because it's not advertised for that at all. The ads just talk about using it to cut every day things like packages, food, letters, string. Is that just this thread latching onto something tiny and pointless while bigger lifehacks go unmentioned like the Doritos Consomme from a few pages back?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Len posted:

Where does the "use the credit card knife to stop muggers" come from? Because it's not advertised for that at all. The ads just talk about using it to cut every day things like packages, food, letters, string. Is that just this thread latching onto something tiny and pointless while bigger lifehacks go unmentioned like the Doritos Consomme from a few pages back?

Welcome to the internet!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Lt. Chips posted:

Welcome to the internet!

Well I was hoping there was a funny story/youtube video where someone did just that. This thread just being goony makes it far less interesting.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Len posted:

Where does the "use the credit card knife to stop muggers" come from? Because it's not advertised for that at all. The ads just talk about using it to cut every day things like packages, food, letters, string. Is that just this thread latching onto something tiny and pointless while bigger lifehacks go unmentioned like the Doritos Consomme from a few pages back?

To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make when most "knife/bludgeon/gun/brass knuckles hidden in the shape of X" products are designed to totally thwart muggers that lurk around every corner.

Also it's funny.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


John Murdoch posted:

To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make when most "knife/bludgeon/gun/brass knuckles hidden in the shape of X" products are designed to totally thwart muggers that lurk around every corner.

Also it's funny.

Not as funny as Dorito/Shrimp soup!

Goosed it.
Nov 3, 2011

Cirrial posted:

Cited: http://www.partselect.com/JustForFun/Dishwasher-Lasagna.aspx

In the Facebook comments for that, cited: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/dishwasher-salmon-with-a-piquant-dill-sauce-recipe.html

Dishwasher salmon.

EDIT: Sweet christ, there's so many of these. Just search for "dishwasher recipe" (and share your favourites??).

Here's a Huffington Post article. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-stir/dishwasher-cooking_b_3605859.html

Dishwasher salmon is a really old "hack". My grandfather died in the late 70s and he tried to make dishwasher salmon at least once. Of course, he was incredibly cheap and insisted on washing dishes at the same time. Apparently the salmon came out reasonably well cooked, but very soapy.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Hirayuki posted:

Same in Japan and New Zealand. I guess they don't call it American Express for nothing!

It's similar where I am - a lot of places will take it, but you're better off asking first because a lot of smaller businesses aren't willing to put up with Amex's bullshit.

No one else charges the retailer for the privilege of using their card.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

No one cares what credit card you use.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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TetsuoTW posted:

No one cares what credit card you use.

Actually, through experimentation, I've found that one particular type of credit card is much better at scraping ice off a windshield than all the others combined. But I'm not ready to share this life hack with the world because I haven't come up with the best click bait title for my Buzzfeed article yet.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Picnic Princess posted:

Actually, through experimentation, I've found that one particular type of credit card is much better at scraping ice off a windshield than all the others combined. But I'm not ready to share this life hack with the world because I haven't come up with the best click bait title for my Buzzfeed article yet.

One neat trick the lizardpeople who command the weather don't want you to know! Al Gore hates him!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Karma Monkey posted:

Jesus Christ, that has to be a joke.

Mythbusters did it.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/WbtIeWC.jpg

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I would be shocked if my dinner host announced that the swampy pile of horror on my plate came from his dishwasher. Maybe save that for when you're eating alone, McGyver.

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Hirayuki posted:

Same in Japan and New Zealand. I guess they don't call it American Express for nothing! For a while there even Mastercard wasn't reliably accepted abroad, but that's changing.

When does it stop being a lifehack and start being a recipe (toothpaste mints excluded)?



"Have a great day Anon, for it will be your last after you consume this."

Knew a guy on an IRC that actually did this and got real uppity when I told him it probably wasn't a good idea to interpret "use plenty of oil" to mean literally deep fry the omelet in an inch of oil and then proceed to eat it, oil and all. Told me he didn't usually cook and that it was a fun experience.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
I've spent the better part of the last three months way the gently caress up in Swedish Lapland and I've had all of two places not accept Amex. And back in the States the only places I've run into that don't take it are two-bit restaurants in one-horse towns. They don't charge currency exchange fees (or at least they don't on my corporate card) and also you can print out detailed individual transaction records which makes expense reporting way less of a pain in the rear end. The couple of times I've had to use my Wells Fargo Visa card over here I've had to print out my entire statement and black out all the poo poo I don't want the bean counters peeking at.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Noctone posted:

I've spent the better part of the last three months way the gently caress up in Swedish Lapland and I've had all of two places not accept Amex. And back in the States the only places I've run into that don't take it are two-bit restaurants in one-horse towns. They don't charge currency exchange fees (or at least they don't on my corporate card) and also you can print out detailed individual transaction records which makes expense reporting way less of a pain in the rear end. The couple of times I've had to use my Wells Fargo Visa card over here I've had to print out my entire statement and black out all the poo poo I don't want the bean counters peeking at.
cool

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Hirayuki posted:

Same in Japan and New Zealand. I guess they don't call it American Express for nothing! For a while there even Mastercard wasn't reliably accepted abroad, but that's changing.

When does it stop being a lifehack and start being a recipe (toothpaste mints excluded)?



I like how both the original author and the person revising it couldn't figure out how to flip an omelette without a second pan/plate. Spatulas are the next lifehack.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




pandaK posted:

"Have a great day Anon, for it will be your last after you consume this."

Knew a guy on an IRC that actually did this and got real uppity when I told him it probably wasn't a good idea to interpret "use plenty of oil" to mean literally deep fry the omelet in an inch of oil and then proceed to eat it, oil and all. Told me he didn't usually cook and that it was a fun experience.

I'm all about getting more people into the kitchen and cooking, but sweet jesus what you described makes me feel ill. How does one go so very wrong?!

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Dienes posted:

I like how both the original author and the person revising it couldn't figure out how to flip an omelette without a second pan/plate. Spatulas are the next lifehack.

You don't flip omelettes though, I would say you probably don't nee a lifehack to do something you don't do but thinking again that does go against everything lifehacks stand for. Solving problems no one has.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Mocking Bird posted:

In case you didn't know, people suck at living within their means and it is terrible advice to give to most people to use a cash back credit card for everything. Why? Because they use it for everything, then something happens and they use their ample cash reserve because with that much cash how can they be poor, and shocker - they now have a ton of credit debt.

Don't cashback cards only give you a tiny percent back anyway though? I always heard it was like MAYBE $10, if you were extremely lucky. How are they even worth it?

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Astrofig posted:

Don't cashback cards only give you a tiny percent back anyway though? I always heard it was like MAYBE $10, if you were extremely lucky. How are they even worth it?

It's usually either you get 1-2% on all purchases or 5-6% on certain purchases like groceries and gas, or some cards with higher cash back rates have rewards categories that change every few months.

If you're responsible enough to use your credit card for day to day purchases and pay it off every month it technically is free money, even if you're only getting $1-5 back for every $100 spent .

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
If you're responsible with a credit card, that 1-5% cashback can add up. Not to much, but you can buy yourself a new videogame or unban your SA account with it every couple of months. Of course, the lenders are hoping you'll be irresponsible like most people and end up paying them far more in interest than you make from the cashback. But you're getting money back!

Kinda like how casinos work -- when I went to Vegas, I put a dollar in the first slot machine I saw, and won :10bux:. But then I kept playing, and spent my winnings in addition to my gambling money. But hey, I won on the first pull!

Lifehack: take your gambling cash (even if it's every penny you have) out from the bank and buy your cigarettes before you go. The ATMs and vending machines inside a casino screw you over even more than the games.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Delivery McGee posted:

Lifehack: take your gambling cash (even if it's every penny you have) out from the bank and buy your cigarettes before you go. The ATMs and vending machines inside a casino screw you over even more than the games.

Lifehack: just go to the lovely off-strip casinos, or the Boulder Strip. I was at East Side Cannery Sunday morning, and smokes were like $3/pack. I don't smoke, but but from what I've seen, that's not a bad price, these days. Just don't play guess-a-number.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Centripetal Horse posted:

Just don't play guess-a-number.

I gotta warn ya Clark – they don’t play the same games that they do at them regular casinos

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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Aramoro posted:

You don't flip omelettes though, I would say you probably don't nee a lifehack to do something you don't do but thinking again that does go against everything lifehacks stand for. Solving problems no one has.

It's really more of a Frittata

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