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Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner

Jonny 290 posted:

oh my gosh guys, mexican squirt is so fuckin good

you know they found out that stuff is just piss right

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

reading posted:

If you drink soda, kill yourself. The last soda I was even offered was Pakola, Pakistan's national cola, and I turned it down on principle even though it would have been a Good Cultural Experience (tm) which I'm usually on board with.

this attitude is worse than drinking soda

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Virion posted:

his corpse doesn't smoke, it vapes so as to reduce second hand smug

i dont get it

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



theflyingexecutive posted:

the light from the coke machine flickered from atop the cratered hill, intermittently illuminating reading's smoking corpse


Virion posted:

his corpse doesn't smoke, it vapes so as to reduce second hand smug

:drat:


but seriously lol if you drink gallons of soda like a loving childe

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
soda sucks

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


you all hosed this thread up. way to go.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


the tech bubble thread is always hosed up. if its not talking about public transit, its talking about rape or peanut butter

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
i occasionally get a Mexican coke from the place down the street. it feels way less sticky on the teeth than regular

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Citizen Tayne posted:

you all hosed this thread up. way to go.

I only drink microbrewed soda.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




only organic craft pop without any chemicals

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

i've had that, it's nice

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

As a Millennial I posted:

I only drink microbrewed soda.

there's a place by me where u can do this lmao

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

my 9th grade science teacher let a friend and i brew "naturally carbonated" flavored sodas in science class, as in carbonated with yeast so it was basically super sweet vanilla crapbeer. i think that's a microbrewed soda

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
I'd imagine all of the homebrew soda tastes like RC Cola.

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

i once made some homebrew root beer using beer homebrewing equipment. it was so bad that i almost can't drink root beer anymore.

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

PokeJoe posted:

public transit [..] rape or peanut butter

three great tastes that taste great together

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


basically the uber experience

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i only drink OpenCola since all other sodas are freedom-denying products

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

jesus like seriously somebody take away this dude's prime account and vitamix, jesus hahahh people are going to die from this lmfao

reminder that the soylent guy, as part of a "use less water" challenge, took a large dose of antibiotics to kill his gut microbiome so that he wouldn't poop.

so yeah, somebody is going to die and if it's not one of his customers it's going to be him

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i have some of this in my fridge right now

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

duTrieux. posted:

i have some of this in my fridge right now



Lady Jessica: [Stumbling around a corner, blood dripping from her nose] Alia...
Alia: [she falls into her mother's arms, also covered in blood] Mother, it's duTrieux. He has taken the Cola of Life.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


http://www.quora.com/How-do-you-make-programmers-work-60-80-hours-per-week

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

fritz posted:

Lady Jessica: [Stumbling around a corner, blood dripping from her nose] Alia...
Alia: [she falls into her mother's arms, also covered in blood] Mother, it's duTrieux. He has taken the Cola of Life.

i finally read dune last week

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
"we got actual professionals. i heard this field was full of manchildren, how do i turn turn professionals into that???"

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

california labor law is really more of a guideline

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
it's pretty cool that every answer is "don't do that you loving idiot"

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

california labor law is really more of a guideline

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i get overtime and it owns

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i get overtime and it owns

well maybe once you become a professional you'll understand what the rest of us go through

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
is there any reason for that exception to be there other than 'please never leave us silicon valley'

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Virion posted:

his corpse doesn't smoke, it vapes so as to reduce second hand smug

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

qirex posted:

well maybe once you become a professional you'll understand what the rest of us go through

it was offered as an incentive during salary negotiations :smug:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Wulfolme posted:

is there any reason for that exception to be there other than 'please never leave us silicon valley'

nah most white collar work is exempt


Who is licensed or certified by the State of California and is primarily engaged in the practice of one of the following recognized professions: law, medicine, dentistry, optometry, architecture, engineering, teaching, or accounting, or
Who is primarily engaged in an occupation commonly recognized as a learned or artistic profession. "Learned or artistic profession" means an employee who is primarily engaged in the performance of:

blah blah blah you "make decisions"

this is also basically how the federal law is written

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i get overtime and it owns

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

fritz posted:

Lady Jessica: [Stumbling around a corner, blood dripping from her nose] Alia...
Alia: [she falls into her mother's arms, also covered in blood] Mother, it's duTrieux. He has taken the Cola of Life.

Pappyland
Jun 17, 2004

There's no limit to your imagination!
College Slice
@BBCRoryCJ: Breaking - Google ends Google Glass Explorer programme, stops selling Glass in present form, still hopes to produce other versions in future

nooooooooooooooooo now what will I wear to the prom

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


hahahahahahhahHahahahahahaha

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



FMguru posted:

arent most "craft beers" just stuff from miller/coors/bud except put in fancier bottles and sold at a 150% markup?

by liquid volume probably

deffo not by label

there are some microbreweries that don't do their own mash which is sort of like buying the 90whatever% pure alcohol from the distiller and aging/flavoring it into whatever liquor you want

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Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
it's me, i'm the guy who said he'd like something like a solid form of soylent way before it was a thing and still would if it was done competently

*is yospos*

*absolutely cannot shut the gently caress up about food irrespective of the thread*

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