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Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i feel the same bruh

but also guns

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
NOBAMA TAKEN MAH GUNS

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

i will use the gunshot wounds i inflict on you as new exciting pussy :jackbud:

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i will use the gunshot wounds i inflict on you as new exciting pussy :jackbud:

A .22 sounds about right for your size.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Vriess posted:

A .22 sounds about right for your size.

yea itll bounce around and turn your insides into mush

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

yea itll bounce around and turn your insides into mush
I don't need a gun to bounce around your insides and turn 'em to mush :getin:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840z57sGCyU

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Motherfuckers in the vet lounge arguing about where IFAKs should be. gently caress this place.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
what the hell is an ifak

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Improved first aid kit. Dumb army people arguing about dumb army poo poo.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
It usually involves people from the 101st and 82nd arguing over whose penis is the most dumb.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
if you are a veterinarian and you give one iota of a thought towards ppe or risk assessment or other dumb active duty stuff than those thoughts should have been deleted from your head by a self imposed 9mm

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

JSARSOM posted:

Motherfuckers in the vet lounge arguing about where IFAKs should be. gently caress this place.

Loudly wonder why they weren't paying attention during the annual CBT training.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Just put a little bit of red tape on your IFAK and put it wherever you want. Problem solved.

Meanwhile: butts.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ded posted:

what the hell is an ifak

lmbo

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Watching the Americans and I feel kind of bad rooting for commie scum but it's p cool.

Got an Amazon Fire TV and it is p cool too. Apparently you can put almost any android app on this thing so I'm gonna try that this weekend while my wife is out of town and I'm too drunk to think.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

pft the only thing i ever had was an e-6 corpsman who was getting his 'solo sub duty' checkmark checked for an easy ride to chief while handing out motrin for everything

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
$1.54 per gallon of gas today.

Thanks ObamaSafeway $1 a gallon discount from buying amazon gift cards

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
lol if you're still in the military

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

top gear season teaser!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7YDMt7jOfU

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Helldump Immunity. posted:

lol if you're still in the military

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
isis gunna use that facebook to hunt down your dependopottamus

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Some say he was cast from melted down megablocks

Others say he's a cheap Chinese knock off with a tiny willy

All we know is...HE'S CALLED THE STIG!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



As of 10 minutes ago, the rejection letter count for PA school now stands at 3. As in, all of the ones I've applied to so far. May as well keep chasing this bio degree and see if it'll make a difference :-/

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Helldump Immunity. posted:

lol if you're still in the military

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

ded posted:

$1.54 per gallon of gas today.

Thanks ObamaSafeway $1 a gallon discount from buying amazon gift cards

What? It's $1.65-1.67 here with no discount.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

at the date posted:

What? It's $1.65-1.67 here with no discount.

california, bay area


i don't live in the middle of nowhere like you

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

ded posted:

california, bay area


i don't live in the middle of nowhere like you

DFW is not the middle of nowhere unless you mean culturally, and ah aint no fukkin queer so I don't care about culture.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
the gently caress is DFW sounds like some hick poo poo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Dallas Fort Worth, meaning Ft Worth, because no one in Dallas wants to be associated with Ft. Worth

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Texas is oil country, urban center or not. National avg is above $2 iirc.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

ded posted:

the gently caress is DFW sounds like some hick poo poo

It's one of the largest metros in the country in size and population. Almost half the population of Texas lives there.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Mr. Nice! posted:

It's one of the largest metros in the country in size and population. Almost half the population of Texas lives there.

so i was right, hick poo poo

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Mr. Nice! posted:

It's one of the largest metros in the country in size and population. Almost half the population of Texas lives there.

So where do all the steers live then?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

So where do all the steers live then?

Hereford. Less than 20k people and over 14 million head of cattle.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

Hereford. Less than 20k people and over 14 million head of cattle.

Imagine the smell.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Imagine the smell.

I know, the poor cows.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Imagine the smell.

I was born there. It isn't remotely pleasant. Great mexican food, though.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Holy loving poo poo. I up and move to Hawaii with no plan and no job lined up, now I am in a better place than I was before I moved. Just got offered a full time job with medical, dental, and a loving company car. The Island has accepted me. Come to think of it, I'm in a better position than I have been since I got out of the army.

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Master Bateman posted:

Holy loving poo poo. I up and move to Hawaii with no plan and no job lined up, now I am in a better place than I was before I moved. Just got offered a full time job with medical, dental, and a loving company car. The Island has accepted me. Come to think of it, I'm in a better position than I have been since I got out of the army.

Nice loving work

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