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Whiskey A Go Go! posted:Also someone who is isn't getting sex. Patton Oswalt?
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nucleicmaxid posted:Patton Oswalt? Married people don't have sex Actually, I just looked up Patton Oswalt's wife and she looks so much like him that she could be his sister. That always freaks me out when married people look that much alike.
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canyoneer posted:Non sex-havers have more time to think up silly names for it I'm pretty sure this phenomenon has happened in quite a few E/N threads. I think it's even happened in the Anime Boyfriends thread. I don't really get it. "Stop pointing out inconsistencies that make this story hard to believe! It's fun to read it! If you don't like it, don't read it!" Not realizing that the only reason most of these stories ARE entertaining is because they are believable enough to be possible. If it's clear it's just something somebody totally made up, it's about as fun as listening to someone else talk about the wacky dream they had.
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sweeperbravo posted:This is so low effort I'm pretty sure a 13 year old wrote it I dunno, I could see myself being that dad. Cranberry sauce is really goddamn important.
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Inspector_666 posted:I dunno, I could see myself being that dad. Cranberry sauce is really goddamn important. But shouldn't stepgrandma have a full attack of the vapors instead of simply saying 'did you hear what she said'?
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Khazar-khum posted:But shouldn't stepgrandma have a full attack of the vapors instead of simply saying 'did you hear what she said'? No, Grandma should have stood up and clapped, and Dad should get married to the Cranberry sauce.
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Judge Tesla posted:No, Grandma should have stood up and clapped, and Dad should get married to the Cranberry sauce. Because it was actually Albert Einstein?
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EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 16:23 on Jan 17, 2015 |
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Update 1: Family drama is still happening. Dad just yelled at someone.
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Without another word, apart from this stilted paragraph of monologue that she just finished making GBS threads out, she turned and walked away.
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Sure, I totally believe a barista would chase after someone because they have purple hair and a scowl, yet managed to tip a lot. Saw this last night about a girl supposedly marrying her dad. At the time I read it the comments were all calling it out for being fake. I sure hope it is. http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/01/what-its-like-to-date-your-dad.html "is he your type" "Oh yah he's got tattoos and piercings" edit: I love this comment someone posted quote:Not Stranger Danger - Daddy Danger!! Come on folks, the writer here had too much dope to smoke and woke up behind deadline lying in a pile of moldy old Penthouse FORUM journals. Do I believe relatives get is on without recrimination? Sure. But this goes beyond the pale. Editors - Check his sources right away!!! Either way, my wife and I had a hoot laughing our butts off at this outrageous story - it ought to be a TV sitcom on the CW right after 'Jane the Virgin'. epopt has a new favorite as of 21:12 on Jan 17, 2015 |
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Total bullshit. No one in Rochester is rich.
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http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/01/what-its-like-to-date-your-dad.html Creepy fetishistic nonsense. I hope...
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ZenMaster posted:http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/01/what-its-like-to-date-your-dad.html Are you kidding me that's literally two posts up, dude.
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Astro Panda posted:Are you kidding me that's literally two posts up, dude. reading the thread is the poo poo that didn't happen
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ZenMaster posted:http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/01/what-its-like-to-date-your-dad.html I've seen it being posted as fact on news.com.au, Australia's premier Newscorp website and renowned purveyor of STDH.txt (they were big on the three-boobs-lady back when). I really really hope it's not true because
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quote:Hi everyone, I work at a big box retail store that charges people a membership fee in order to shop at our store. Due to this fee some customers act very entitled which is to be expected I guess. Here is an interaction I had last week with an entitled bi**h aka EB.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 04:02 |
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Found it! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3496293 It started off as an angry letter to her ex, including the bit about the stand mixer he wouldn't buy her. When people called her out on some of the things in the letter, it spiraled from there. Highlights: Ms Happy Wednesday posted:My one lung is from a punctured lung I suffered in a motorcycle accident. It is not gone but it is not fully functional. House at 14 was purchased with part of the sale of a wholesale business I couldn't run anymore. I still have the house! quote:I just bought it and the title was put under my name. That was it. It cost me $20,000 or so which was about half of what the business' client list was sold for. quote:Augh more business questions. Er, employees were 2 in stocks, 1 in shipping, and a secretary to take in orders and keep a proper record. Annual revenue? It varied from anywhere between $20,000 to a maximum of $350,000 which I only achieved one year. I sold silver jewelry. I sold it so I could keep traveling! quote:It did support 5 people, and could've supported at least 10 more. That was the selling point, with my ample client list, and my stock providers, it was just up to someone with more time and money to expand the business. quote:I had 5 employees, their salaries were not that big. How does my business fit into all this? What can you do if I'm lying or if I am telling the truth? Unless you have experience with a wholesale business, I doubt you can be a good judge of where the money goes, what type of salary to expect, and what is the appropriate revenue for that type of business. quote:Pfft, you might want to read more carefully. I don't support my travel with that business, I sold it off. I so something similar, but for a bigger company that I do not own, of course. quote:How did I support myself? Silver, my friend. It knows how to sing in all languages. Once I went to Delhi, and I had about $500 worth of silver jewelry, which I traded for $500 worth of faceted gemstones. Then I sold them to jewelers in Buenos Aires for $2000. Sorry I don't do everything through Walmart and the mighty American government like you. And the best response. Numerical Anxiety posted:This is old now, but it's been bothering me. How is that trade remotely profitable? Sure you made $1500 there, most if not more than that would be eaten up by your expenses, assuming you went to Buenos Aires, which you've implied that you would have. Throw in paying employees and everything else, and while silver might be able to sing, I have to consider the possibility that it can't do math. She also had a previous thread about being a bounty hunter in Mexico.
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hyperhazard posted:Found it! Oh holy poo poo you're the best, thank you!
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Silver, my friend. It knows how to sing in all languages.
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hyperhazard posted:She also had a previous thread about being a bounty hunter in Mexico. I want to read this
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ZenMaster posted:http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/01/what-its-like-to-date-your-dad.html I got this far before I gave up quote:My parents had me when they were 18 — they met in high school and I was conceived on prom night It's the most cliched romantic way to have a baby ever. EDIT: loving hell, I kept reading it quote:Did you date when you were a teenager? What loving shithole of a place do you have to live in where the majority of teenagers are hooked on heroin? Rudager has a new favorite as of 08:56 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Astro Panda posted:Are you kidding me that's literally two posts up, dude. It finally happened... I feel good it was here...
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Rudager posted:What loving shithole of a place do you have to live in where the majority of teenagers are hooked on heroin?
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I feel bad for him because his love for Ryan can never be made public and they'll never be getting married in three months
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hyperhazard posted:Found it! Thanks for digging this up again! It's even dumber/crazier than I remembered. canyoneer posted:Yeah, that was really funny. I think she said she was punished by having to live in a dog kennel for like 4 days or something. And of course, like always, there were a few people calling her out on it but twice as many people saying "QUIT RUINING THE THREAD YOU WET BLANKETS, OF COURSE IT'S REAL!" Ah, you're talking about Callietron, who effortlessly balanced honors and extracurricular activities with being tossed into dog cages for ten-day stretches and stealth assassinating enemies with poisoned syringes! She hijacked someone else's AT thread on Asian gangs (she starts about halfway through the second page). I remember someone eventually found out she was just lifting poo poo wholesale from her crappy Mary Sue gangland fiction.
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ibntumart posted:Thanks for digging this up again! It's even dumber/crazier than I remembered. poo poo, if it weren't for "Asian", I'd swear I went to college with her. Well, the girl I knew didn't talk about dog cages or anything, but she loved to claim that her dad was a big Latin American drug kingpin and that she was hiding with her mom in the States because she'd stolen a kilo of his coke, which she brought with her to the States to sell, and he'll kill her if he ever finds her.
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hyperhazard posted:Found it! Pope Francis has only one lung. You don't think she'll claim to be the Pope now, do you?
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Zaphod42 posted:What the gently caress A little late, but you'd be surprised how often people do the "I'm a top secret trained assassin" thing and how many people honestly believe it without question. I watch a lot of true crime shows and this poo poo comes up all the time.
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Kimmalah posted:A little late, but you'd be surprised how often people do the "I'm a top secret trained assassin" thing and how many people honestly believe it without question. I watch a lot of true crime shows and this poo poo comes up all the time. Maybe so, but I'm more inclined to believe that Kurt Busch is completely batshit insane.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Maybe so, but I'm more inclined to believe that Kurt Busch is completely batshit insane. Well I tend to think that anyone who says "Oh OK sure that makes perfect sense" when their spouse says they're a trained assassin for the CIA or whatever is at least a little batshit.
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Regrettable posted:A week late, but drat, that totally ruins one of the best Simpson's jokes ever. In the episode where Mr Burns has to learn to do things for himself because Smithers went on vacation there's a part where he's in a grocery store looking at bottles of ketchup saying, "ketchup, catsup" a few times looking like a crazy old man. Man, I miss that show, but not enough to watch new episodes. That wasn't from when Smithers went on vacation (season seven's "Homer the Smithers"). That was from "The Old Man and the Lisa" (season eight) when Mr. Burns went broke because his accountants didn't have the courage to tell him that he lost all his money and Mr. Burns pesters Lisa to make him rich again (it had the Lisa slurry made from sea animals and the episode ended with Homer having a heart attack because Lisa turned down the money Mr. Burns offered her).
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Kimmalah posted:Well I tend to think that anyone who says "Oh OK sure that makes perfect sense" when their spouse says they're a trained assassin for the CIA or whatever is at least a little batshit. Did she actually say that? Or was it all his delusion?
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Penny Paper posted:That wasn't from when Smithers went on vacation (season seven's "Homer the Smithers"). That was from "The Old Man and the Lisa" (season eight) when Mr. Burns went broke because his accountants didn't have the courage to tell him that he lost all his money and Mr. Burns pesters Lisa to make him rich again (it had the Lisa slurry made from sea animals and the episode ended with Homer having a heart attack because Lisa turned down the money Mr. Burns offered her).
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AlbieQuirky posted:Did she actually say that? Or was it all his delusion? I was just talking about cases where it was in fact a story they were told by their spouse, I don't know about that guy in particular.
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Wasn't this guy like, an amazingly huge shitbag IRL? I've heard he was a dick, pulling guns on people at gas stations, starting fights in bars and acting like he was God's gift to the US military. Also, that his actual confirmed kill number may be significantly lower than he claims?
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EZipperelli posted:Wasn't this guy like, an amazingly huge shitbag IRL? I've heard he was a dick, pulling guns on people at gas stations, starting fights in bars and acting like he was God's gift to the US military. Also, that his actual confirmed kill number may be significantly lower than he claims? But what about his unconfirmed kills, maaaaaan....
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Is there a definitive article about the issues with that book?
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