Drunk Thread 2015 - "a culturally inappropriate amount of ass"

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

at the date posted:

maybe I don't want half a gallon of one kind of ice cream

maybe i'm not a fatty who needs a half gallon of ice cream

# ? Jan 19, 2015 05:19

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 17:34

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Jo4JQIQro

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# ? Jan 19, 2015 05:28

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i wish i could eat ice cream without my butthole spewing forth like the ganges river

# ? Jan 19, 2015 05:28

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i wish i could eat ice cream without my butthole spewing forth like the ganges river

i worry about the corpse content of your poop

# ? Jan 19, 2015 05:34

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i worry about the corpse content of your poop

certainly smells like death

# ? Jan 19, 2015 05:36

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ded posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Jo4JQIQro

It's... surprisingly catchy :stonklol:

# ? Jan 19, 2015 05:37

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/01/ncoer-facebook-bullet/

# ? Jan 19, 2015 05:39

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

not caring here posted:

I've been getting these pints of some supposedly gelato called... talenti?

poo poo's pretty nice, but I wouldn't call it gelato, just nice ice cream.

Talenti owns

get salted caramel

be fat

# ? Jan 19, 2015 05:45

bengy81: May 8, 2010

Rum Raisin Hagen Daz is pretty dope IMO.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 05:53

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Talenti's pretty good, but if I bought it again it'd probably be for the container I get when I finish it. Hard to compete with ben & jerry's cores these days

# ? Jan 19, 2015 06:28

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Zeris posted:

Talenti owns

get salted caramel

be fat

I was looking at that today, but opted for sicilian pistachio.

Little chunks of pistachio all through that bitch, they ain't stingy.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 06:43

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

remember visiting italy with my gramps when i was 10, got so fuckin fat on pizza pasta and gelato it fuckin owned

# ? Jan 19, 2015 07:13

second best sponge: Jun 13, 2003; I'm from Cleveland

Obama Africanus posted:

Good idea get good and drunk while swimming in sorrow and thoughts of death and loss from losing your bro like that.

Nothing bad can happen with that combo at all.

Hey if your not too busy freewheeling down suicidal ideation lane can you help me clean all my guns and clandestinely choke myself in my neighbors garage while I masturbate?

Let's go full retard here Second Best- I bet there's some power tools and wood working in a cook house we could do while tweaking on bath salts and screaming at open eye visual PTSD hallucinations, if you are really set on doing silly dangerous things right now.

Lemme know!

Sober up and process this while you still can. Rarely do we ever truly wish we had drank more when we are walking the same lovely dead friend filled path you are on right now. Sorry about your bro, but you need to be better than drunk right now, though. It's a long goddamn walk and there are more dead buddies up ahead. You'll just be a permanent fixture on the path if you wander along it drunkenly. Real talk.

first, gently caress you.

second..

yeah, its a loving rough road to walk. being a marine infantry man and fulfilling that job req for 4 years is a loving bitch. watching people you served with off themselves on a regular basis sucks too. berating your fellow service men for having a hard time dealing with that poo poo is a loving bitch move. internet tough guy poo poo time. id hit you in the mouth if you said that to my face. but since that will never happen because who cares im going to refer back to the first point i made.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 07:22

justice4trayvawn: Oct 26, 2014

Its the drunk thread dude this is like the last place I'd real talk in heh

# ? Jan 19, 2015 07:33

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

also getting drunk after some bad poo poo happens to a friend is literally the last thing you want to do

# ? Jan 19, 2015 07:33

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

second best sponge posted:

first, gently caress you.

second..

yeah, its a loving rough road to walk. being a marine infantry man and fulfilling that job req for 4 years is a loving bitch. watching people you served with off themselves on a regular basis sucks too. berating your fellow service men for having a hard time dealing with that poo poo is a loving bitch move. internet tough guy poo poo time. id hit you in the mouth if you said that to my face. but since that will never happen because who cares im going to refer back to the first point i made.

Hey man, he doesn't mean it like that. We all understand where you're at. The point Shim's trying to make there is that, even though it sucks real loving hard to lose a brother, you need to keep a level head. Drinking isn't going to help. Not a day goes by that I don't remember my dead buddies, but the one thing that you and I and everyone else here must never do is try to drown our sorrows with booze. Going down that path only leads to more pain and grief. Drop by the Google hangouts thing, man.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 07:36

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

second best sponge posted:

first, gently caress you.

second..

yeah, its a loving rough road to walk. being a marine infantry man and fulfilling that job req for 4 years is a loving bitch. watching people you served with off themselves on a regular basis sucks too. berating your fellow service men for having a hard time dealing with that poo poo is a loving bitch move. internet tough guy poo poo time. id hit you in the mouth if you said that to my face. but since that will never happen because who cares im going to refer back to the first point i made.

I see you've met shim.

Also join the google hangouts room for serious talk about coping with loss.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 07:38

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

second best sponge posted:

first, gently caress you.

second..

yeah, its a loving rough road to walk. being a marine infantry man and fulfilling that job req for 4 years is a loving bitch. watching people you served with off themselves on a regular basis sucks too. berating your fellow service men for having a hard time dealing with that poo poo is a loving bitch move. internet tough guy poo poo time. id hit you in the mouth if you said that to my face. but since that will never happen because who cares im going to refer back to the first point i made.

shim was giving you whats known as tough love but hes loving right. when thanatos is knocking at your door you dont wanna start pounding the booze mang

# ? Jan 19, 2015 08:09

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

anyone go to the intrepid sea/air/space museum in NYC? They reopened the Enterprise Shuttle exhibit after Sandy hosed it up and I'm thinking about dragging the wife and kids down there so I can live my dreams of being a space human being

also they have a restored Concorde and a Phantom II. and a MiG -17 and 21. I'm just wondering if anyone else has been through it.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 10:02

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I haven't been there in quite a while, but it is pretty rad. You absolutely should do it.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 10:17

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Zeris posted:

Talenti owns

get salted caramel

be fat

salted caramel is the best food fad of the last decade.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 15:05

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Stultus Maximus posted:

salted caramel is the best food fad of the last decade.

Counterargument:talenti salted caramel gelato

# ? Jan 19, 2015 15:09

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

You liked command and conquer generals?

Some guys are making a game with that in their heart.

The factions are the UN, the US, and the military industrial complex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfRqrxGQQg4

poo poo is going to own.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 15:27

nwin: Feb 25, 2002; make's u think

Saw American Sniper-it was pretty loving good. Reading what's hollywood vs real life was interesting, but the movie was still pretty good. I'd say the lamest part was when he's at his wedding and they get the call saying they are deploying, so he reveals the SEAL pin on his vest underneath his jacket like he's loving Superman or something. That part was pretty :laffo:

Tried to get the wife to watch it with me, but the second the preview showed him sighting in on a kid she was all 'NOOOOOPE.'

# ? Jan 19, 2015 16:49

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

Third World Reggin posted:

You liked command and conquer generals?

Some guys are making a game with that in their heart.

The factions are the UN, the US, and the military industrial complex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfRqrxGQQg4

poo poo is going to own.

Made by the Wargame guys so I'm pretty excited

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViWzQOzkxRE

# ? Jan 19, 2015 17:22

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

anyone go to the intrepid sea/air/space museum in NYC? They reopened the Enterprise Shuttle exhibit after Sandy hosed it up and I'm thinking about dragging the wife and kids down there so I can live my dreams of being a space human being

also they have a restored Concorde and a Phantom II. and a MiG -17 and 21. I'm just wondering if anyone else has been through it.

It's pretty cool. I liked it a lot. You should do it. Also, the kids will probably like the Natural History Museum and a lot of the city parks are pretty rad too. Let me know if you want suggestions for grown-ups only places.

Third World Reggin posted:

You liked command and conquer generals?

Some guys are making a game with that in their heart.

The factions are the UN, the US, and the military industrial complex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfRqrxGQQg4

poo poo is going to own.

You've got my attention. I just hope they make demining more intuitive.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:04

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

Dead Reckoning posted:

It's pretty cool. I liked it a lot. You should do it. Also, the kids will probably like the Natural History Museum and a lot of the city parks are pretty rad too. Let me know if you want suggestions for grown-ups only places.
You've got my attention. I just hope they make demining more intuitive.

Marching my Polish conscripts into the minefield was pretty intuitive :shrug:

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:18

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

N4I, goldmine that SS thread.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:52

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Master Bateman posted:

N4I, goldmine that SS thread.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 22:50

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

what's it say about GiP that I went looking for a Waffen-SS thread?

# ? Jan 19, 2015 22:54

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

beanieson posted:

what's it say about GiP that I went looking for a Waffen-SS thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:03

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

beanieson posted:

what's it say about GiP that I went looking for a Waffen-SS thread?

same

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:17

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I'm bad at finding emoticons

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:19

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:20

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Dead Reckoning posted:

It's pretty cool. I liked it a lot. You should do it. Also, the kids will probably like the Natural History Museum and a lot of the city parks are pretty rad too. Let me know if you want suggestions for grown-ups only places.
You've got my attention. I just hope they make demining more intuitive.

Here is what gets my goose

They plan on up to 40 players in a match
Resources: Aluminum, petroleum, electricity, rare earth elements, banks, prisoners of war

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:22

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:32

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Zeris posted:

Tom is the best.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:34

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

second best sponge posted:

first, gently caress you.

second..

yeah, its a loving rough road to walk. being a marine infantry man and fulfilling that job req for 4 years is a loving bitch. watching people you served with off themselves on a regular basis sucks too. berating your fellow service men for having a hard time dealing with that poo poo is a loving bitch move. internet tough guy poo poo time. id hit you in the mouth if you said that to my face. but since that will never happen because who cares im going to refer back to the first point i made.

please dont drink yourself to death

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:35

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Zeris posted:

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:40

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 17:34

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

beanieson posted:

what's it say about GiP that I went looking for a Waffen-SS thread?

It means you're home.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:50

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