State of the Union 2015, Tuesday January 20, 9PM ET

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MIGF shout out

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

SedanChair posted:

"TRY IT"

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:33

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

And coding nursing robotics pays best of all.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Like I just honestly don't get the mindset behind it - yeah they're not technically working for you that day, but you pay them anyway because you want them to KEEP working for you when they're not sick because you value their contri.... oh nevermind now I get it :sigh:

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:33

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Wait, how are you going to reduce my monthly student loan payments

COME BACK BARRY

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:34

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

IM LISTENING TO STUDENT LOAN RELIEF

OH NO DETAILS

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:34

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

obama wants to make us stay in stupid school two more years

boooooooo

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:34

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

euphronius posted:

Shut up joe he sounds liberal

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:34

ColdPie: Jun 9, 2006

ErIog posted:

"a bold new plan"

free community college and add on a bachelor's degree for just $9.99

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:34

Ibsen: Jun 20, 2006; I am Not.

Is he going to talk about Comcast??

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:34

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

EugeneJ posted:

Wait, how are you going to reduce my monthly student loan payments

COME BACK BARRY

He's passing over Sallie Mae / Navient to whoever did the first ACA website.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Joementum posted:

It's like being back in the Clinton years :swoon:

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:34

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Luigi Thirty posted:

I hope Lame Duck Obama actually does something that he says here

Set up was good, but that punchline was a killer

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:34

Fitzy Fitz: May 14, 2005

Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg asleep or just dead?

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:34

Peztopiary: Mar 16, 2009; by exmarx

Jerusalem posted:

Like I just honestly don't get the mindset behind it - yeah they're not technically working for you that day, but you pay them anyway because you want them to KEEP working for you when they're not sick because you value their contri.... oh nevermind now I get it

The day they can replace every worker with robots is the day upper management starts the ovens.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:35

KIM JONG TRILL: Nov 29, 2006; GIN AND JUCHE

Jiro posted:

More like Congress won't let him.

haha good one

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:35

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg asleep or just dead?

yes

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:35

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

comes along bort posted:

obama wants to make us stay in stupid school two more years

boooooooo

if i could afford to redo undergrad for a couple years to get a degree in forensic anthropology i'd be all loving over that poo poo

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:35

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:35

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg asleep or just dead?

That which is dead cannot die.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:35

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Shim for lead news anchor inshallah

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:35

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

veterans

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:35

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Suck it Europe

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:35

OneTwentySix: Nov 5, 2007; fun
FUN
FUN

If I were God, I'd have the camera switch to three kids in a suit pretending to be a single grown up. Not sure why I thought that, but had to share.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:35

Enigma89: Jan 2, 2007; by CVG

Don't hire the kids that just got out of college, hire the veteran.

e:
Am I just old or did twitter take over the world. #sotu

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36

Recursive: Jul 15, 2006; ... but then again, who does?

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg asleep or just dead?

Yes.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I was talking to the Iranian guy in my lab the other day and he was saying that in Iran, college is just straight up free. We're behind loving Iran on higher education.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg asleep or just dead?

You are referring to an honored member of the highest court in the world's greatest nation.

Probably both.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg asleep or just dead?

Yes.

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Tesla lol

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

wheez the roux posted:

if i could ... redo undergrad ... i'd be ... loving

Checks out.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Recursive posted:

Yes.

nooooooo

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Yeah jobs

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg asleep or just dead?

If Notorious RBG dies tonight, so will I. :toxx:

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I was talking to the Iranian guy in my lab the other day and he was saying that in Iran, college is just straight up free. We're behind loving Iran on higher education.

I think Iran has three weeks vacation time too.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:36