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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Wooo, LGBT rights in the SotU

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
hey guys i totally ended torture, ignore my attempts to cover it up


also im not drone crazy, no sir-ee bob

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Rorus Raz posted:

It was a thing that said "Reduce Emissions: Cooler Temps" and vice versa.

Just kinda very obvious stuff.

there is a sarchasm between us

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Oh drat that turn around. "No hating Jews! Ohandalsomuslims"


Oh drat those boos over trans and gay tolerance...

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Callin out gitmo!

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Lesbian, gay, bi, MUSLIM

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Lotta Republicans not clapping for trans people :colbert:

Mr. Pool
Jul 10, 2001
Boehner aint standing up for that

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Muslim line is going to get played the gently caress out by GOP

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Silly Burrito posted:

I wish those were the actual words he used.

In fact, the State of the Union needs more profanity.

And more dickslaps

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

lol at Obama constraining drone use

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

oh NOW it's loving time to close gizmo?? it's 2015 jesus christ man

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
State of the Troonion

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm that single military dude giving a weird smile.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Enigma89 posted:

It's in the OP...

I know who's giving the speeches, I want to know if any networks are airing them. (I'm assuming FOX and maybe CNN do the Republican response, then mayyyyyybe the Tea Party one on FOX?)

Biff Rockgroin
Jun 17, 2005

Go to commercial!


Oh gently caress, Obama just said not all Muslims are savage murderers. Fox News just got their news story for the next six months.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

AndrewP posted:

oh NOW it's loving time to close gizmo?? it's 2015 jesus christ man

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress everyone who didn't clap at that.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
closing gitmo for the sixth year in a row

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
poo poo, closing Gitmo NOW?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
All the military guys staring blankly as he calls for closing GItmo was hilarious.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

time to close gitmo

*tepid applause*

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
Is there gonna be a One More Thing? I kinda want a retina MBP rev.

Mr. Pool
Jul 10, 2001
Remember gitmo guys

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Greenert just spiked the camera when they showed the JCS

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

EugeneJ posted:

State of the Troonion

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

ErIog posted:

Is there gonna be a One More Thing? I kinda want a retina MBP rev.

Drone Program Mini

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Sir Tonk posted:

Lotta Republicans not clapping for trans people :colbert:

lotta republicans not clapping for a lot of stuff

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Obese FYAD Reject posted:

All the military guys staring blankly as he calls for closing GItmo was hilarious.

Well aren't they not allowed to respond in any significant way?

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


fuckin macbook

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

AndrewP posted:

oh NOW it's loving time to close gizmo?? it's 2015 jesus christ man

Seventh eighth time's the charm!

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

EugeneJ posted:

State of the Troonion

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


ErIog posted:

Is there gonna be a One More Thing? I kinda want a retina MBP rev.

"One more thing, I'm doing an exec order to make Weed Schedule V, you can get that poo poo with Tylenol now son

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE

Obese FYAD Reject posted:

All the military guys staring blankly as he calls for closing GItmo was hilarious.

Their in uniform and the Joint Chiefs, they probably aren't going to be doing lots of appluaseing one way or the other.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

AndrewP posted:

oh NOW it's loving time to close gizmo?? it's 2015 jesus christ man

"Close it? I think we need to double Guantanamo!"

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

AndrewP posted:

oh NOW it's loving time to close gizmo?? it's 2015 jesus christ man

Ok YOU find someone to pick up the lease! :mad:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

spoon0042 posted:

closing gitmo for the sixth year in a row

You need me at that wall.

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Use drones to wipe out Gitmo: masterstroke

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
:boehner: just looks so uncomfortable

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