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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Oh god i'm full of beer.

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



did he mention brown or garner?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Ibsen posted:

Who is doing the side by side slides?

wh.gov/sotu

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Abortion woah!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


John Boehner has to calibrate his bitchface. He can't not have a bitchface, but he can't have too much of a bitchface. Imagine being John Boehner.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Ibsen posted:

Who is doing the side by side slides?

someone with an advance copy of the speech or very fast fingers.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Sir Tonk posted:



drat Castro looks good.

Orrin Hatch is perpetually is befuddled.

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Please don't threaten to break our justices.

I have really soft hands.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


kelvron posted:

Oh god i'm full of beer.

Use restroom, drink more beer

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

It's beating LoL :shrug:

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
trivial gas? Um, there are entire subforums here that run almost exclusively on solely that, slow ur roll pls thx

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Ibsen posted:

Who is doing the side by side slides?

The most nervous PowerPoint presenter ever.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

kelvron posted:

Oh god i'm full of beer mead.

What kind of latte sipping liberal are you? :colbert:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"Nyeeeh women healthcare..." John Boehner

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Whoa even Boehner clapping for that.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Qwijib0 posted:

Obama: gently caress the base.

See if they vote for him in 2016!!! :argh:

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

abortion

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Teen Pregnancy bad. We all agree right? OK its lower.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



kelvron posted:

Oh god i'm full of beer.

Iron Lung
Jul 24, 2007
Life.Iron Lung. Death.
how can Boehner even keep his face like that for so long? I mean i know botox and tanning but jesus I can't imagine the pain he is in (both physically and metaphysically).

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Nick Soapdish posted:

Use restroom, drink more beer

Can't leave. Can't stop shitposting.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Republican response: "No, *you're* a doody head!"

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
Putting aside my cynicism of President Obama for a second. I am very jealous of the fact that he can say whatever the gently caress he wants for an hour or so because no one can do anything to him.

It's the best part after you give 2-week notice and you can say whatever the gently caress you want.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Vertical Lime posted:

yes we can unleash our inner john cena

You Can't C Obama

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Trabisnikof posted:

It got him elected twice :v:

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

man speech obama wouldve been such a good president

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Please tell me someone screen grabbed Rubio

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


kelvron posted:

Can't leave. Can't stop shitposting.

Awful app, come on son

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

he should have called out roberts by name on the vra there

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Sir Tonk posted:



drat Castro looks good.

You'd think Mitch McConnell would get a better seat for this thing :shrug:

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Tigntink posted:

Teen Pregnancy bad. We all agree right? OK its lower.

wheez the roux finally aged out of high schoolers

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Enigma89 posted:

Putting aside my cynicism of President Obama for a second. I am very jealous of the fact that he can say whatever the gently caress he wants for an hour or so because no one can do anything to him.

It's the best part after you give 2-week notice and you can say whatever the gently caress you want.

I guess that comes with getting the most votes.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Ibsen posted:

Who is doing the side by side slides?

White House YouTube

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
goddamnit we're all joking around here but fuckin a what kind of douchebag doesn't clap for the right to vote, you loving tools :mad:

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


kelvron posted:

Can't leave. Can't stop shitposting.

pee in bottle, yell at someone to bring more

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

evilweasel posted:

he should have called out roberts by name on the vra there

Has a President ever done that

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Argh he didn't talk enough about the blatant gerrymandering in states, and blocking of minority votes. Didn't talk enough about immigration. He needs to hit harder on the police issue.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

evilweasel posted:

he should have called out roberts by name on the vra there

i'd raise a toast if obama called roberts a sheltered white boy

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Crime and incarceration rate down: Meh response

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