State of the Union 2015, Tuesday January 20, 9PM ET

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ColdPie: Jun 9, 2006

kelvron posted:

nooooo, missed best part.

hahaha you peed

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

FadingChord posted:

You'd think Mitch McConnell would get a better seat for this thing

Only the President of the Senate does.

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Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

"I have no more campaigns to run-"

*smattering of applause from republicans*

"I know, because I won both of them"

NOICE!

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:09

My Rhythmic Crotch: Jan 13, 2011

I will seek to work with you ... unless you want to shut down my precious drone program or reign in the CIA who now basically has more power than all of Congress so, your move bitches

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:09

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

"I have no more campaigns to run"

*Republicans clap*

"I know... 'cuz I won them both "

Line of the goddamn night.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:09

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I like how Obama has just started baiting people in his speeches, that's a pretty pro move.

He even said "Muslim extremism is a minority"

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:09

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Crain posted:

WHAT WAS IT! I MISSED IT!

"I have no more campaigns to run"

republicans clap because hur hur hur

"I know, because I won both of them" with the biggest poo poo eating smirk.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:09

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Washington gettin burned like it's 1812

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Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

ColdPie posted:

hope that guy didn't go pee and miss that

I got some of it. Not all of it.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:09

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

P.S - Remember that photo of Mitt Romney at a gas station shortly after the 2012 Presidential Election? It was like something out of the West Wing when Alan Alda was stuck in a store trying to get service from a disinterested teller :smug:

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:09

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Sir Tonk posted:

MLK what? I'm feelin' a bit light headed, should probably stay seated.

Reminder that Rand Paul is going to quote John Lewis in his response tonight.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:09

Recursive: Jul 15, 2006; ... but then again, who does?

Crain posted:

WHAT WAS IT! I MISSED IT!

The Republicans in the chamber feebly clapped when Obama said he wasn't running for another election again. Then he drops an absolute bomb. "Cause I won both of them"

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:10

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

Dakadakdakdak shots fired!!

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:10

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Lord of Pie posted:

Washington gettin burned like it's 1812

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Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

on the plus side I have more room for beer.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:10

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

I think a goat got in

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:10

Apocalypse: Feb 27, 2004; No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

"I have no more campaigns to run-"

*smattering of applause from republicans*

"I know, because I won both of them"

Don't Get No Better!!!

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

FadingChord posted:

Reminder that Rand Paul is going to quote John Lewis in his response tonight.

He's going to quote Lewis AND MLK.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:10

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Lord of Pie posted:

Washington gettin burned like it's 1812

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Chromatic posted:

"I know because I've won both of them."

elimanningcelebrates.gif

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berserker: Aug 17, 2003; My love for you
is ticking clock

Needed a mic drop at the end

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Winkie01 posted:

aaahahhaha

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Nick Soapdish: Apr 27, 2008

God bless this country!

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

It is really cool how Obama waited to start owning until Congress was fully under Republican control.

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Speech might have clocked in juuuuust under an hour, we need an official time so we can resolve everyone's drinking game.

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Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Winkie01 posted:

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ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

OK response time, and cspan callers!

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:11

Iron Lung: Jul 24, 2007; Life.Iron Lung. Death.

ends with a legit cool guy handshake drat

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:11

AARO: Mar 9, 2005; by Lowtax

They stay high

no lie

you know this

BALLIN

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:11

Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

I'm loving msnbc's live poll. over 90% of republicans agree with Obama!

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:11

Recursive: Jul 15, 2006; ... but then again, who does?

Wow, it can't just be the beer. That was a fantastic SOTU.

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Joementum posted:

He's going to quote Lewis AND MLK.

Ugh god I loving HAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEE that loving man and his Lich of a father.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:12

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

It is really cool how Obama waited to start owning until Congress was fully under Republican control.

-someone who has literally never seen a SOTU before

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:12

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

"I have no more campaigns to run-"

*smattering of applause from republicans*

"I know, because I won both of them"

"What? What's a midterm?"

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:12

Nativity In Black: Oct 24, 2012; If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

Where is the official Repub response streaming?

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:12

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Where do we go for the responses?

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:12

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Tatum Girlparts posted:

"I have no more campaigns to run"

republicans clap because hur hur hur

"I know, because I won both of them" with the biggest poo poo eating smirk.

And a wink

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:12

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

Where do I watch the official republican meltdown speech?

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Nick Soapdish: Apr 27, 2008

Recursive posted:

Wow, it can't just be the beer. That was a fantastic SOTU.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

It is really cool how Obama waited to start owning until Congress was fully under Republican control.

Really wish he would have done this last year but...

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:12

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