Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Ok where's Rand Paul speaking? In the men's bathroom? To a gaggle of hobos and gun nuts?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Awful Sandwich posted:

She's talking to us like we're all four years old.

Most Republicans are

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

this is all set up so rand can blow it out of the water :getin:

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Joementum posted:

Here are all of the words that appeared for the first time in a State of the Union speech tonight.



bouncy bouncy

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

behold, the second coming of Sarah Palin.

Joni Ernst is the person sarah palin plays on teevee.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Jiro posted:

Ok where's Rand Paul speaking? In the men's bathroom? To a gaggle of hobos and gun nuts?

he'll probably try whitesplaining at a HBC again

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

PBS commentator called that a good speech.

You are wrong, PBS commentator. You are wrong and a bad man.

it wasnt just a pbs commentator

it was david brooks, a strong competitor for stupidest idiot in the cluster of stupidity that is the NYT editorial board

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Shear Modulus posted:

umm excuse me are you a mom?

poo poo no, immediate DQ.


Jiro posted:

Figured as such. Well why the gently caress didn't you run then??

I'm too young right now. I would seriously love to run and/or campaign against her and/or start a website chronicling her terribleness. I'm furious that she represents my state and that I, a loving insurance person, know more about politics than this woman does.

I even have :allears: IOWA VALUES :allears:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
You guys are chumps not listening to C-Span callers.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Unless I misunderstood...

Obama: right now the relationship between hard work and wealth is broken, we need to fix it
her: All you need is hard work, washington just doesn't understand that

I guess that's a fundamental difference of opinion.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Who did you vote for in 2012?"
"It wasn't Obama!"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Augusta just wants a whites-only world.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Shear Modulus posted:

it wasnt just a pbs commentator

it was david brooks, a strong competitor for stupidest idiot in the cluster of stupidity that is the NYT editorial board

him vs tom friedman vs ross douthat

whoever wins, we all lose

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Joementum posted:

Here are all of the words that appeared for the first time in a State of the Union speech tonight.



Internet? Understand?

understand?????

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
"He says he is negotiating this really great deal, he is not"
:lol:

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

CSPAN Caller

Caller: Rar, Obama speech bad. He's out of touch.
Moderator: Who did you vote for in 2012?
Caller: Not Obama.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rand Paul bought a custom domain for his response because HE'S CATCHIN' ON, I TELL YA

http://randresponse.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czsKW6EqypY

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Shear Modulus posted:

it wasnt just a pbs commentator

it was david brooks, a strong competitor for stupidest idiot in the cluster of stupidity that is the NYT editorial board

If Bill Kristol worked for the NYT...

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Sure community college is good, but what about the people already graduated with student debt?

OBAMA YOU rear end in a top hat NOT USING YOUR TIME LORD POWERS :argh:

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.
Anyone else getting crazy echo on Rand?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Internet? Understand?

understand?????

I should have mentioned that the list was case sensitive.

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

Joementum posted:

Rand Paul bought a custom domain for his response because HE'S CATCHIN' ON, I TELL YA

"What would it take for me to put you in this new Cadillac today?"

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

Joementum posted:

Here are all of the words that appeared for the first time in a State of the Union speech tonight.



So what I'm getting from this is "Transgender bisexual lesbian newlyweds."

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Where the tea party at?

Closing out this trainwreck.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
Can someone hook a goon up with some links to Rand Paul's and Kshama Sawant's responses?

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Rubio is on NBC continuing to argue that free trade doesn't create democracy.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I CARE ABOUT TRADE RELATIONS

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

HisMajestyBOB posted:

So what I'm getting from this is "Transgender bisexual lesbian newlyweds."

"Healthcare" is a weird one

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Eat crow Obama !!!!

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

spoon0042 posted:

I CARE ABOUT TRADE RELATIONS

^^^
As a red-blooded American Male

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Jerusalem posted:

Well, she didn't explode or blow up or stumble over her words, so I guess technically speaking that was a triumph for a response.

Literally Paul Rudd's character's election strategy in Season 4 of Parks and Recreation.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



some crazy republican lady giving an impromptu response on pbs

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

him vs tom friedman vs ross douthat

whoever wins, we all lose

how could you forget maureen dowd because she ate an entire loving edible chocolate bar

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
omg the Rand Paul response is my everything. term limits, lightbulbs, etc. :allears:

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
"Everything is free, education is free or very affordable where is this money"


this congressperson PBS found is great

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


spoon0042 posted:

I CARE ABOUT TRADE RELATIONS

LIKE ANY REDBLOODED AMERICAN

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

Can someone hook a goon up with some links to Rand Paul's and Kshama Sawant's responses?

http://www.randpac.com/response/

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

http://seattlechannel.org/event-live

Socialist Response, its bandwidth is dying like the USSR.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

"WHY THIS COON BEING SO UPPITY"

"ARE TROOPS"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

Can someone hook a goon up with some links to Rand Paul's and Kshama Sawant's responses?

:siren::ussr:http://www.seattlechannel.org/event-live:ussr::siren:

:siren::ancap:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czsKW6EqypY:ancap::siren:

  • Locked thread