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ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
Awww... the poor fish got some glitter, too. What did they do to piss anybody off?
They'll probably eat it, then their poop will be glittery. That's kind of festive, actually.

Merijn posted:

Have some videos of people breaking (other people's) stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJEn8hQ-1d8
The one with the launch into the net had a great soundtrack. Somebody should sample that and run it in a song.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
"You skied into the wrong neighbourhood, motherfuckers!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OM2dQ8Rvc

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"You skied into the wrong neighbourhood, motherfuckers!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OM2dQ8Rvc

Snow turkey!

Gruffalo Soldier
Feb 23, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If you're ever going to do some concreting around the house for the first time and you're feeling a little blasé about following correct PPE procedures do yourself a favour and do a GIS for 'cement burn'. This is one lesson you do not want to learn from experience, especially if you enjoy keeping your flesh encased inside your skin

NB: Don't do that GIS if you have a weak stomach, it's hosed up.

Seconding this.

aerion111
Nov 29, 2011

Prodigy of Curiosity.
Master of Jacks.
Apprentice of Masks.
And, when fighting the forces of darkness, always remember: "Armor of Darkness, Weapon of Light"

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"You skied into the wrong neighbourhood, motherfuckers!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OM2dQ8Rvc

Given they're like the only animal people seem to hunt around here (assuming it's the right bird. I don't see them a lot, but I remember them being roughly turkey-shaped and have colorful feathers. This bird's not that colorful, but there's a certain 'sheen' to the feathers) I am kinda siding with the bird here.
If it's the bird I'm thinking of, it's the Norwegian version of a Pheasant (or at least serves the same role as a 'bird that's chased out of bushes by dogs, then shot')

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
That bird has a mental disorder or something. The usual goal of any human it sees would be to blast it with a shotgun so it won't live long.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Back To 99 posted:

That bird has a mental disorder or something. The usual goal of any human it sees would be to blast it with a shotgun so it won't live long.

They're all like that apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7vtr8cOvOg

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Back To 99 posted:

That bird has a mental disorder or something. The usual goal of any human it sees would be to blast it with a shotgun so it won't live long.
They're just very territorial. And assholes.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009

aerion111 posted:

Given they're like the only animal people seem to hunt around here (assuming it's the right bird. I don't see them a lot, but I remember them being roughly turkey-shaped and have colorful feathers. This bird's not that colorful, but there's a certain 'sheen' to the feathers) I am kinda siding with the bird here.
If it's the bird I'm thinking of, it's the Norwegian version of a Pheasant (or at least serves the same role as a 'bird that's chased out of bushes by dogs, then shot')

Hunting Capercaile is still legal in Scandinavia is it?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Pharnakes posted:

Hunting Capercaile is still legal in Scandinavia is it?
Yep. It's common here, especially in the middle and northern parts of Sweden, Norway and Finland.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

You know, I'm all for due process and justice and poo poo, but if I got called to jury duty and the dude wouldn't shut the gently caress up about the gold fringe on the flag, government conspiracies, etc. and made me listen to nearly two hours of closing arguments consisting solely of garbage completely irrelevant to the case, I'd probably side with the prosecution, even if the state's attorney was Sweaty Teddy from Scrubs.
Not realizing that The Fountainhead is a work of fiction should itself be a convictable offense.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They're all like that apparently

Even David Attenborough isn't safe (0:45 for hot bird-on-man action).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xSj5XcByuA

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
That's not shadenfreude. That's a good dogge.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The Capercaile is sort of a national symbol in Finland



possibly related to this

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




EZipperelli posted:

:stonklol:

Just... WHY?

Clearly, you've never read The Box.

Don't.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Lutz Bachmann, founder of PEGIDA, stepped down today after this picture surfaced.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
Forget about a position in a stupid anti-immigrant organization (using the term loosely), how could he walk around in public looking like that? I know Germany has pockets of weirdness, but was he just hassled constantly whenever he showed up anywhere?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Did he at least try to backpedal and say it was a hack or photoshop?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

SplitSoul posted:

Lutz Bachmann, founder of PEGIDA, stepped down today after this picture surfaced.



h-h-hitler! :swoon:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




canyoneer posted:

Did he at least try to backpedal and say it was a hack or photoshop?
My face got hacked. :qq:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew



Is there a video for this? Because it's the best thing.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


canyoneer posted:

Did he at least try to backpedal and say it was a hack or photoshop?

Yes. But they also found some really, really ugly racist comments on his facebook and he might even get thrown in prison for them. Most likely it will be a lighter punishment though.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Pleads posted:

Is there a video for this? Because it's the best thing.
Doesn't seem to be anything in reddit thread I found this in.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

ExecuDork posted:

Forget about a position in a stupid anti-immigrant organization (using the term loosely), how could he walk around in public looking like that? I know Germany has pockets of weirdness, but was he just hassled constantly whenever he showed up anywhere?

Who says he walked around in public like that?

He probably did it once as a joke and took a picture and then changed his appearance back, or did it for a party or something.

I figured KKK members do that kinda poo poo all the loving time. But they don't let pictures get out.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
Yeah, you're probably right. He probably set that up, took a couple of pictures, then shaved the moustache completely off and did whatever with his hair. I was just imagining him looking like that for a few days or longer.

Still pleasing that he's suffering the misfortune of some awkward public attention and loss of status over it.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
Followed a few of the grouse links and got this popping up on youtube, Just some general fail army type accidents and stuff, but man, cats are harbingers of the apocolypse

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

canyoneer posted:

Did he at least try to backpedal and say it was a hack or photoshop?

"It was a joke."

Because lord knows when you march with the NPD, call refugees "animals" and "scumbags", and are citizen of a country where Nazi iconography is understandably against the law, nobody should read anything into your Hitler cosplay.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

SplitSoul posted:

Lutz Bachmann, founder of PEGIDA, stepped down today after this picture surfaced.



I don't know anything about this guy but his beliefs seem lovely, however with the towel around his neck there he looks like he may just be loving around in the barbers while he has a haircut and a shave.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009

Friendly Tumour posted:

The Capercaile is sort of a national symbol in Finland



possibly related to this



As they are in Scotland. They are magnificent looking birds, even if they are total assholes.

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013


can't stop laughing at kid vs fish

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

SplitSoul posted:

Lutz Bachmann, founder of PEGIDA, stepped down today after this picture surfaced.



He can get a job as a Michael Palin impersonator now, though.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
"Moments before" collection.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

AlbieQuirky posted:

He can get a job as a Michael Palin impersonator now, though.

Holy crap you are spot on with that

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
any one have that Anti-squirrel birdfeeder gif? THe one where the squirrel swings around like 2 time before flying off

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Volume posted:

any one have that Anti-squirrel birdfeeder gif? THe one where the squirrel swings around like 2 time before flying off

I literally highlighted your text, right clicked and searched Google :lol:

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Pharnakes posted:

As they are in Scotland. They are magnificent looking birds, even if they are total assholes.

The fact that they are total arseholes known to attack even bears is part of why they're so adorable little murder machines :swoon:

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009

SplitSoul posted:

Lutz Bachmann, founder of PEGIDA, stepped down today after this picture surfaced.



Who here hasn't done the hitler moustache after shaving off a beard?

Also: pornostache, several different types of goatee, douchebag pencil beard, etc

though photo evidence of the hitler 'stache should probably be avoided if you're routinely accused of leading a nazi organisation

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
oh good god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeOW5y3A2Fw

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Gihon
Jan 9, 2014

self-abuse is not schadenfreude

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