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Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

QwertyAsher posted:

if the dayton newspaper employed a political cartoonist, it would show dayton's commitment to arts and culture, and would attract people from far and wide to it's amazing marvels, quickly becoming a city to rival paris or berlin

Funny thing is, Dayton Daily News still have their cartoonist on-staff (Mike Peters)

Grapplejack posted:

He... he did? He mentioned selling the buildings on the cheap to people who would be willing to renovate them and not tear them down, and cites that as having worked previously.
Yeah. Like, I know it's Ted Rall and everything, but I was able to read the entire thing and not be confused. The whole thing was actually rather clear and coherent.

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Hexigrammus posted:

Me too. Not sure about the symbolism though - if that's a Canuck Maple Leaf Butterfly it should be trapped in the Stars and Stripes bottle along with the Aussie.

I reverse image searched it and the context is an article written by a former Australian Prime Minister about how Australia should be strategically independent from the United States and cited Canada as an example because Canada didn't participate in the Iraq War. This was an odd comparison to make because Canada is probably more strategically integrated with the US than any other country, making the article look like a false dichotomy.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Fojar38 posted:

I reverse image searched it and the context is an article written by a former Australian Prime Minister about how Australia should be strategically independent from the United States and cited Canada as an example because Canada didn't participate in the Iraq War. This was an odd comparison to make because Canada is probably more strategically integrated with the US than any other country, making the article look like a false dichotomy.

This is pretty dumb and shows the person doesn't know much about Canada. We didn't go into Iraq for political reasons, yes, but to compensate we increased our commitment to the war in Afghanistan right as the US was invading Iraq, thus freeing up an equivalent number of US troops as we would have been able to send in the first place. It was very much planned that way because politically Afghanistan was a much easier sell for the Canadian public but the end result was virtually identical. That being said, it didn't stop our then-PM from making a big show of how he was able to defy the US and prove Canadian sovereignty, while simultaneously giving the US what they basically wanted anyway.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Mister Beeg posted:

Funny thing is, Dayton Daily News still have their cartoonist on-staff (Mike Peters)

well, there's the problem, it's not the right cartoonist.

quote:

Yeah. Like, I know it's Ted Rall and everything, but I was able to read the entire thing and not be confused. The whole thing was actually rather clear and coherent.

to stop hating so much, revitalization efforts like the ones he mentioned are effective, but they are supplementary, and might not even be possible anymore(how many of those buildings have asbestos in them?). As much as I love them, there's only so many hipster bars and restaurants built into hundred year old buildings that a city can support without an economic base to it, and dayton's seriously lacking one. There's no manufacturing to pay for all that stuff anymore, and abandoned buildings do rapidly become blight. The only way to "save" dayton would be to force everyone to move in to the same area, and then bulldoze everything else to make the city appropriately sized for it's population.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
All I can think of is Kelly when i see the artist on the bottom right.

quote:

William Jennings Bryan, then-Secretary of State, is depicted as standing on an enormous bag of money marked as aid for Latin America. “We can afford to be generous”, he says, while an American “wage worker”, his wife and child, and a child laborer look on. The woman is labeled “ice less” because she is too poor to afford ice. In the summer, the heat was considered a health issue, particularly for children.

Kid Fenris
Jan 22, 2004

If someone is reading this...
I must have failed.

Mister Beeg posted:

Funny thing is, Dayton Daily News still have their cartoonist on-staff (Mike Peters)

Yeah. Like, I know it's Ted Rall and everything, but I was able to read the entire thing and not be confused. The whole thing was actually rather clear and coherent.

It's probably the least lovely Rall cartoon I've seen. I grew up in Dayton in the 1990s and early 2000s, and that's a pretty accurate breakdown of the city's problems.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Look at that smug Colombia :smug:

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
I like to hate on Rall as much as the next dude but that comic was interestng and informative.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


Kid Fenris posted:

It's probably the least lovely Rall cartoon I've seen. I grew up in Dayton in the 1990s and early 2000s, and that's a pretty accurate breakdown of the city's problems.

zakharov posted:

I like to hate on Rall as much as the next dude but that comic was interestng and informative.
Basically, when Ted Rall isn't being a smug rear end in a top hat he can kind of make decent arguments. Even if you don't agree with them he sounds like someone you could at least have a debate with. It's part of why I can see how other cartoonists and people who have real life interactions with him don't find him too bad.

The problem is, the vast majority of what he presents is his :smug: as gently caress comics.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Yeah, I'm one of those guys who met Rall in person. I like to make fun of him and his comics, but he's actually a pretty decent fellow.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

CampingCarl posted:

I think this is the first time we have seen whoever that is from the front, not looking smugly upwards, and with their eyes open. It might as well be a completely new traced porno position character.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

quote:

For decades, cities like Dayton, Ohio have been demolishing their architecturally significant buildings with abandon. Now we know why. Ted Rall cartoon.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Titus Sardonicus posted:

So true. Sometimes I think maybe I should just stick to my principles and enroll her in a public school because it's just the right thing to do re: civic duty, and fight for the quality of the schools themselves, all the while, hoping that my wife and I (and the community as a whole, "it takes a village," etc.) can do a good job enriching her and filling in the gaps. But that's just too idealistic then, isn't it?

This is from a couple of pages back, but I'm actually glad that I went through public schooling instead of private schooling. Additionally, I think the vast majority of students currently attending the college that I'm at had previously attended public schools since private schooling is expensive as hell and it's rare that parents have the money to afford private grade schooling in this day and age. With private schooling, you're essentially paying to keep them in a homogeneous environment where they'll be sheltered from life lessons that they'll have to learn eventually anyway. I also may be biased towards public education because my mom teaches chemistry at a low-income high school and works extremely hard to educate her students.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

forbidden lesbian posted:

Get this - you can post [Far Side] and there's not a lot Gary can do to stop you
From past experience I can say it's bloody difficult finding them online now though, which is more of a problem. I assume the fact that his art is easily transferable to merchandise is the main sticking point for him.

That Ted Rall thing was pretty good imo, though thank gently caress he took photos and didn't draw Dayton as a non-Euclidean Lovecraftian nightmare. As someone living in a dying post-industrial town in England I'm fairly sympathetic. I live right across from a derelict 16th century pub that I'd be sorry to see demolished.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
We were talking about Robin Hood a few pages ago...

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Crosspost from the Newspaper Comics thread of Mike Lester's terrible comic strip. No one seems to have noticed yet that this is more than a lazy "man-eating pigeons" gag.
A Professor Screweyes Cartoon

Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010

Kid Fenris posted:

It's probably the least lovely Rall cartoon I've seen. I grew up in Dayton in the 1990s and early 2000s, and that's a pretty accurate breakdown of the city's problems.

I think the problem is.. he's confusing cause and effect. The population is not shrinking because they are tearing down buildings, they are tearing down buildings because the population is shrinking. He even starts the whole thing off talking about how he left because he didn't think he could find a good job. Then he gets all high and mighty about the history of the buildings. What are they supposed to do with all the extra houses and offices that are probably not up to code and that no one wants? Even if they gave the buildings away for free (which they wouldn't be thanks to tax burdens of owning property) how many of these buildings could possibly be worth retrofitting? The core problem is still that the city is shrinking. and empty buildings do lead to problems which harms the neighborhood more than an empty lot does.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.




This comic makes even less sense than usual, because Michigan had a rotten season and fired both their athletic director and head coach for it.

Also their old AD was a blowhard obsessed with "the brand" and sat up all night sending pissy emails to alumni and fans who emailed him. Their old "marketing" officer got fired for insulting former players and bragging about Cadillac ads that pissed everyone off on campus. The president, who is brand new and came from Brown, has had almost no experience with big-time athletics and is actually very concerned about balancing athletics and academics. He has done everything right so far, with tact and dignity.

In summary, gently caress you Tinsley, you alcoholic hack.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





Is there any way of adequately saying "WHO GIVES A gently caress?!" to the next two weeks of this poo poo?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mister Beeg posted:

We were talking about Robin Hood a few pages ago...



I have to admit, if Alan Rickman were to stand for President on the Republican ticket, I'd probably vote for him.

Now true, neither of us are eligible to do either, but even so!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

#JE SUIS GITMO

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Bloodnose posted:

DID SOMEBODY SAY 689??

Oh hey. Is there a chance you can do an effort post about the communist success / lack thereof among the general HK population / youth?

Most stories I read make it seems as though all hints of Marxist ideology are (not even overtly, so far) being planted from the top down, and aren't at all accepted by the average HK person. But then again, those are Western publications with their own vested interests, so I'd to hear from a local.

vyelkin posted:

This is pretty dumb and shows the person doesn't know much about Canada. We didn't go into Iraq for political reasons, yes, but to compensate we increased our commitment to the war in Afghanistan right as the US was invading Iraq, thus freeing up an equivalent number of US troops as we would have been able to send in the first place. It was very much planned that way because politically Afghanistan was a much easier sell for the Canadian public but the end result was virtually identical. That being said, it didn't stop our then-PM from making a big show of how he was able to defy the US and prove Canadian sovereignty, while simultaneously giving the US what they basically wanted anyway.
That seems... like a really astute political move?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mister Beeg posted:

Funny thing is, Dayton Daily News still have their cartoonist on-staff (Mike Peters)

Speaking of which,

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.
All you people thought that Drunky Duck wouldn't do anything special on MLK day, don't you have eggs on your faces now?

Have a blog post where he bemoans a quote he heard when he was nine years old

Mallard Fillmore posted:

“I Killed Martin Luther King”…

I can still remember exactly where I was, and what I was doing, when they told me that I killed Martin Luther King. I was in my house, watching our old black and white TV, and I was nine years old. A talking head looked me right in the eye and said that, while I may not have pulled the trigger, “we ALL killed Dr. King”. I didn’t know then that it was the first of thousands of times I’d hear that over the next forty-seven years.

“We ALL” didn’t. Not just we nine-year-olds didn’t, but all of the people, black and white, who supported his ideal of equality, didn’t. But not just them. People who didn’t support Dr. King’s ideas, disagreed with them, even people who were indifferent to them…they didn’t kill him , either.

James Earl Ray (and any accomplices he might have had) killed Martin Luther King, and to say otherwise trivializes his evil act.

But, to a lot of folks, especially in the media and the academy, it sounded wise, circumspect, gratifyingly contrite and, most importantly, in step with the Zeitgeist (cool), to indict an entire people, and “culture” for the evil of one man.

It was, as I saw it, the beginning of a polemical pattern that metastasized into a philosophy. As I went from the late ’Sixties into the ‘Seventies, everything began to be “society’s fault”, America’s fault, “Western Civilization’s fault,” and basically, anybody’s fault but the person or group who actually DID whatever it was that was done. Kids did drugs because of “societal pressure”, violent criminals, who’ve been committing violent crimes for thousands of years, suddenly killed old ladies and children through no fault of their own, but “because of our society”. Fathers who abandoned their children were simply obeying some sort of cultural imperative that society had thrust upon them.

When evil actions are everybody’s fault, they’re nobody’s fault. And, when we erase individual responsibility, as we’ve been desperately doing for all of these years, we make doing evil and doing good equally meaningless. Just random acts blowing in the wind of circumstance.

Dr. King would be the first to denounce such a “legacy”.

So there you go, MLK was a day for Tinsley to take the blame back to the individual and claim that MLK would do the same thing.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Sorry Flaskraven, that was actually posted a few pages ago. Thanks for keeping the hatred alive though.

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

Duckbag posted:

Sorry Flaskraven, that was actually posted a few pages ago. Thanks for keeping the hatred alive though.

:sigh:
This thread moves too fast for me sometimes. I'm going to see a political cartoonist who comes to my town today, I might actually contribute something to the thread after that.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Flaskraven posted:

It was, as I saw it, the beginning of a polemical pattern that metastasized into a philosophy. As I went from the late ’Sixties into the ‘Seventies, everything began to be “society’s fault”, America’s fault, “Western Civilization’s fault,” and basically, anybody’s fault but the person or group who actually DID whatever it was that was done. Kids did drugs because of “societal pressure”, violent criminals, who’ve been committing violent crimes for thousands of years, suddenly killed old ladies and children through no fault of their own, but “because of our society”. Fathers who abandoned their children were simply obeying some sort of cultural imperative that society had thrust upon them.

... Yeah. Yeah! Everyone should take responsibility for their own problems. Well said, Tinsley.

What? A DUI? Definitely the judge's fault. Better make a comic explaining how he's someone with a suspiciously similar name is an incompetent baby.

I know that it's loving petty to keep bringing that thing up, but I feel that to let anything go would be against the spirit of Bruce Tinsley, Professional Regurgitator of His Own Jokes.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Flaskraven posted:

:sigh:
This thread moves too fast for me sometimes. I'm going to see a political cartoonist who comes to my town today, I might actually contribute something to the thread after that.

Who's the cartoonist?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

vyelkin posted:

The Sun tabloid in Britain (a terrible newspaper and the flagship of Rupert Murdoch's awful empire) has for decades included a picture of a topless model on its third page (i.e. the one you see as soon as you open the front cover). They recently announced they're going to stop doing that (because it's terrible). That tweet is really confusing though, maybe they have decided to keep doing it after all?

That would be the PR manager for the Sun tweeting pictures of the returning Page 3 to the campaigners against Page 3.

He is a 14 year old child.

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Who's the cartoonist?

Max Gustafson. I've posted him before but I stopped due to him being so local in a way. Most of his cartoons needs like two pages of background. Sometimes he does generic gently caress the rich and the free market cartoons, those are pretty nice.


This one takes place in a pharmacy, the pharmacist says: "Chronic exhaustion? No we don't have that. Have you checked with the 275 other pharmacies?". It's about the fact that Sweden's pharmacies are now private so they've stopped carrying most medicines. You're more likely to find shampoo than actual medicine in most pharmacies.


The one hobo asks the other what he's doing. He responds: "I'm praying to the free market to create more accommodations"


It's about how Europe treats their immigrants, and how it might look in ten years.

Flaskraven fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Jan 22, 2015

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...


Sorry but there's a glaring typo in there, you said 'Mary' instead of 'Muiry'. :colbert:

cockle

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Xander77 posted:

That seems... like a really astute political move?

It was. That being said, it is in no way a representation of how Canada is strategically independent from the US.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
I... I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Ben Has Tiny Weenus
Feb 17, 2007
MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

A page late on this, but I just realized another thing that bothers be about the way the characters talk in DbD besides the obvious- in order to set up the punchlines, the characters act like they've never spoken to each other and have no idea where the others stand politically in order to set up a punchline. How could Blackzed's wife know that Blackzed isn't a fan of Al Sharpton? It would be like just walking up to a friend of yours and asking them with a sincere voice how they feel about someone they really dislike, but instead of an honest response they just spoke smugly and condescendingly about the person in a manner that one might use in front of an audience, but it is supposed to be a private conversation. It's really offputting.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


:qq: liberal academics squelching brave conservative voices :qq:

I mean talk about double standard, no university has ever squelched a liberal opinion writer on their paper for writing a piece in favor of Palestine, which "made some students uncomfortable". Certainly not.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

World Famous Whore posted:

I... I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time.


You done good.

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Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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