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bobula posted:My boyfriend told me recently that he wishes I could give him amazing orgasm-inducing bjs. Every straight man in all of history has thought that. quote:I have gotten him off plenty of times with my mouth, but I think it's usually through persistence and not actually feeling amazing. He says what I do feels good but there's a different set of moves to make him come and he doesn't know how to describe the right things to do, which isn't a whole lot of help. I tried looking it up but it seems to be a "learn what he likes" kind of situation. :| Explaining afterwards is hard. I squeeze my wife when she does things that feel better in real time.
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Gounads posted:Every straight man in all of history has thought that. If you don't want to squeeze, some people like to make appreciative noises when something's good. Occasionally I'll even use words like "wow that's really good keep doing that please". But yeah real time during the act communication makes sex better.
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I have two signs one is felt with the word GO inlaid with green letters, I bap her on the head when she does well. The other is sandpaper with Stop on it, I smack the dog poo poo out of her when she stops. It seems to work pretty well.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:22
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Before I click that link I am already positive it's grapefruit lady.
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Kazvall posted:Before I click that link I am already positive it's grapefruit lady. Winner!
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Kazvall posted:Before I click that link I am already positive it's grapefruit lady.
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Are there any markers that actually come off of skin well? I get that even sharpies will come off skin completely given the right solvent, but I don't have to use acetone or some ungodly chemical to remove the faint marks that most "washable" markers leave behind. Only soap and water
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Jan 22, 2015 07:19
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Nail polish remover isn't that scary.
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i like nice words
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Anne Whateley posted:Nail polish remover isn't that scary. I was thinking more the acetone/mineral spirit paint thinner that I used use to pull permanent marker out of my skin as a kid. Either way, that poo poo will dry your skin out, is expensive in the quantities I'm looking for and reeks. I just want a marker that can be washed off in a shower with nothing more harsh than a soft loofah and regular old soap The Door Frame fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Jan 22, 2015 |
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Kazvall posted:Before I click that link I am already positive it's grapefruit lady. I don't want to emptyquote this but I've gotta quote this.
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The Door Frame posted:I was thinking more the acetone/mineral spirit paint thinner that I used use to pull permanent marker out of my skin as a kid. Either way, that poo poo will dry your skin out, is expensive in the quantities I'm looking for and reeks. I didn't think "kids" is a word id ever use in a recommendation post in the sex thread... But try some kids bath markers or something maybe? The big kid brands have tons of "easy clean" pens. When I'm not phone posting I'll see if I can find what I mean on amazon for you.
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The Door Frame posted:I was thinking more the acetone/mineral spirit paint thinner that I used use to pull permanent marker out of my skin as a kid. Either way, that poo poo will dry your skin out, is expensive in the quantities I'm looking for and reeks. Sharpies and the such come off of skin much, much better with ethanol. I've used both Vodka and Hairspray to get it off enough that it looks like a weird shadow, and I'm pale as all hell.
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Kazvall posted:Before I click that link I am already positive it's grapefruit lady. I love you all
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Jan 22, 2015 09:30
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Never incorporated a grapefruit before, but otherwise I can vouch for that technique bobula. 
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Jan 22, 2015 10:54
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Kazvall posted:Before I click that link I am already positive it's grapefruit lady. This. Also, for washable marking, how about lipstick or eyeliner?
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Bollock Monkey posted:Also, for washable marking, how about lipstick or eyeliner? Yeah, if you're going to write gently caress PIG or SEX HOLE on your partner, lipstick is the classiest way to do it. Just get some makeup wipes (they have them cheap in the travel supply sections at Target/Wal-Mart/etc.) and you're good. E: What about SEMEN DEMON?
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The Door Frame posted:I was thinking more the acetone/mineral spirit paint thinner that I used use to pull permanent marker out of my skin as a kid. Either way, that poo poo will dry your skin out, is expensive in the quantities I'm looking for and reeks. Crayola kids washable markers. Not regular Crayola; they have a washable line. 8 color package is around $3.
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I would love to draw on my partner with lipstick since it has a great texture and would be sexier than markers, but that poo poo will get all over my sheets and I only have one fitted sheet left after dropping hookah coals on my other one I will check out the new washables, hopefully crayola got much better since the last time I bought them
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The Door Frame posted:I would love to draw on my partner with lipstick since it has a great texture and would be sexier than markers, but that poo poo will get all over my sheets and I only have one fitted sheet left after dropping hookah coals on my other one Get a cheap blanket and put it down on top of your sheets/blankets. If the lipstick doesn't wash out no big deal.
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The only thing I can think of that magically washes off everything is maybe watercolors or face paint. Or just don't do whatever you're gonna do in a bed?
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Jan 23, 2015 00:50
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Try washing off the marker with olive oil. Works like a charm and won't dry out your skin.
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bobula posted:My boyfriend told me recently that he wishes I could give him amazing orgasm-inducing bjs. I have gotten him off plenty of times with my mouth, but I think it's usually through persistence and not actually feeling amazing. He says what I do feels good but there's a different set of moves to make him come and he doesn't know how to describe the right things to do, which isn't a whole lot of help. I tried looking it up but it seems to be a "learn what he likes" kind of situation. :| Nobody gave the obvious one size fits all solution: pig tails
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I'm glad I decided to visit the thread today.
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Arnold of Soissons posted:Nobody gave the obvious one size fits all solution: pig tails What does this mean Also, I feel like there must be another way than putting citrus on his dong.
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bobula posted:What does this mean Steering handles.
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bobula posted:What does this mean It means if you have pigtails, the BJ is better for him. And yes, please do not use grapefruit to improve your sex life. Unless you want to, I guess.
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Extra points if you eat the grapefruit afterward because they're healthy for you. Not sure if there's a way to make eating grapefruit sexy but that could make it alright even if you know you're loving a grapefruit.
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I need a bit of advice. My boyfriend is very well endowed and it's making sex a little difficult. Missionary is fine because he can't go super deep, but cowgirl, doggy style and butterfly is hard for me because it's painful if he gets too excited and goes to deep. I'd love it if he could go as deep and as hard as he wants to, because I also really enjoy getting it hard. Is there something I can do to make this easier?
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Jan 24, 2015 22:41
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If he's hitting your cervix I'm not sure what else can be done for those positions? If its something else, be more specific.
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Nope, that's really the long (hur) and short of it. It's not so much a problem in missionary because I actually like very light tapping on my cervix, but in any other position it's like a battering ram knocking on my hermetically sealed shame basket. It's gotten worse since I've lost a bunch of weight, too, because there's not as much padding so he goes deeper.
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Then he needs a cock ring that acts as a bumper pad. If this does not exist, I will invent it.
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Try using a pillow or something in between you and him during the positions to make it harder to go in so deep maybe?
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That might work, at least for cowgirl.
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Sex Questions Megathread III: It's like a battering ram knocking on my hermetically sealed shame basket
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Spooning positions, reverse cowgirl and lotus might help out He also needs to learn how to not mash your cervix. I get the excitement, I really do, but after maybe the fourth or fifth time, it kind of becomes unacceptable to have it regularly happen Arnold of Soissons posted:Nobody gave the obvious one size fits all solution: pig tails Nothing's sexier than a woman with the same hairstyle as a 10 year old.... seriously though, pig tails weird me out, just do a high ponytail. It serves the same purpose as a handle and appeals to more people
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Mak0rz posted:Sex Questions Megathread III: Like a battering ram knocking on my hermetically sealed shame basket
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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The Door Frame posted:Spooning positions, reverse cowgirl and lotus might help out He was a virgin before he started dating me- he's still learning things. Up to this point it's been all oral sex and mutual masturbation, it's only recently that we've progressed to PIV sex. He's learning, but he still slips up sometimes and gets too excited. He always backs off immediately when I say "ow", though. I'll def try spooning, I hadn't thought of that.
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bobula posted:What does this mean I doubt they mean for you to actually use a grapefruit, I think that's mostly intended to get the motion down which is the important part.
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Kimmalah posted:I doubt they mean for you to actually use a grapefruit, I think that's mostly intended to get the motion down which is the important part.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Actually, no. The grapefruit is essential. Maybe it you really really want to get a yeast infection if you decide to do anything else. 
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