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PT6A posted:Well.... I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Drink-Mix Man. Girls, PT6A. Boys kiss girls.
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PT6A posted:Well.... I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Drink-Mix Man. 
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Jan 28, 2015 01:44
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'Sulfur jerky'? 'Cream of Toast'? Where do we get this crap?
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Jan 28, 2015 02:04
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Do over Ham posted:'Sulfur jerky'? 'Cream of Toast'? Where do we get this crap? 
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It's an old-fashioned screen-capping. By Gar, it's been a while.
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Jan 28, 2015 05:01
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Do over Ham posted:It's an old-fashioned screen-capping. By Gar, it's been a while. Sounds like the doomsday whistle. Ain't been blown for nigh onto three years...
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Jan 28, 2015 05:05
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Take me to the ho-tel! Conga like you mean it!  Please don't make me shock you! 
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Jan 28, 2015 05:13
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And that kitten played with that ball of yarn all through the night.
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Jan 28, 2015 05:14
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PT6A posted:Sounds like the doomsday whistle. Ain't been blown for nigh onto three years... But the Hall of Records only goes back to 1978, when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away!
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Jan 28, 2015 05:19
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Do over Ham posted:It's an old-fashioned screen-capping. By Gar, it's been a while. Screen Capping Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up BYOB.
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Jan 28, 2015 05:24
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Screen Capping Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up BYOB. What does the extra B stand for?
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Screen Capping Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up BYOB. I tell you, I won't post in a forum that robs men of the right to post about marrying their cousins!
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Do over Ham posted:And that kitten played with that ball of yarn all through the night. GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY
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Root Bear posted:Conga like you mean it! Oop, I gotta go now, there's a line forming behind me.  
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Jan 28, 2015 05:38
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Screen Capping Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up BYOB. And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of BYOB. They had banished the awful screen cap forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of BYOB. They had banished the awful screen cap forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice. Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
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Jan 28, 2015 06:44
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream! Maaaaaarge! We need more chocolate/vanilla/strawberry ice cream!
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream! Unflavored for me!
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Do over Ham posted:And that kitten played with that ball of yarn all through the night. This is the slowest news day ever... Ah, this is more like it - Paris is no more! The famous City of Lights was extinguished forever when a massive-
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:This is the slowest news day ever... Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A!" he'd say, then "B". "C" would usually follow...
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Do over Ham posted:Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A!" he'd say, then "B". "C" would usually follow... Boring! Go back to that "infamy" guy.
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After The War posted:Boring! Go back to that "infamy" guy. Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito See, I got this friend, Joey Jo-Jo Junior... Shabadoo?
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Neddy Seagoon posted:See, I got this friend, Joey Jo-Jo Junior... Shabadoo? That's the worst name I ever heard!
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PT6A posted:That's the worst name I ever heard! No, my son is also called Bort.
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sout posted:No, my son is also called Bort. But I always drink plenty of...malk?
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:But I always drink plenty of...malk? So, say a bittersweet farewell to such old friends as mud pies, Bite 'Ems, Eclairios, Chew 'Ems, Kellogg's All-Fudge, Big Red Snack Foam, Milk Chuds, Eat 'Ems. And all sugar pills will be changed back to highly concentrated opiates.
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:But I always drink plenty of...malk? You promised me dog or higher!
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Ah crap. Hey! There's a clog in the torso chute. Leroy! Get your rear end in gear.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:This is the slowest news day ever... Heh, heh, heh. Nobody every says Italy.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Heh, heh, heh. Nobody every says Italy. 
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jscolon2.0 posted:But the Hall of Records only goes back to 1978, when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away! 
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I was at the library store. I was buying libraries. 
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Jerusalem posted:I was at the library store. I was buying libraries. Oh, sure, now Jerusalem's just a little boy buying libraries. But some day, he'll be a grown man buying stadiums and -- and quarries.
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, sure, now Jerusalem's just a little boy buying libraries. But some day, he'll be a grown man buying stadiums and -- and quarries. And that little goon grew up to be... Roy Cohn. Now you know the rest of the story.
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, sure, now Jerusalem's just a little boy buying libraries. But some day, he'll be a grown man buying stadiums and -- and quarries.  Eins, zwei, drei... oh, don't worry, I still have enough left to buy the Cleveland Browns.
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