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Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014

Wheany posted:

no, we are not doing monad chat, goddammit

or are we?

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Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

im thankful for vim script knowing nerds who make cool plugins for me to use so i can spend the rest of my time having raucous sex with supermodels

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014

Dicky B posted:

im thankful for vim script knowing nerds who make cool plugins for me to use so i can spend the rest of my time having raucous sex with supermodels

so vim scripts are like using powershell for your sql janitoring except text janitoring right

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Symbolic Butt posted:

even without the cover this is still a book for assholes

I mean seriously you shouldn't care that much about vim jesus

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Dicky B posted:

im thankful for vim script knowing nerds who make cool plugins for me to use so i can spend the rest of my time having raucous sex with supermodels
same, i installed vim, slammed on airline, colour scheme, latex plugin and its ok

tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->

Mr Dog posted:

Old languages have massive loving stdlibs designed by committee where everything depends on everything else.

lol

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

peepsalot posted:

an extra gonad

sounds more like lacking a gonad

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
monads is context with values inside

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Symbolic Butt posted:

even without the cover this is still a book for assholes

I mean seriously you shouldn't care that much about vim jesus

have you accepted vim Jesus into you're heart??

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Ploft-shell crab posted:

monads is context with values inside

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

Soricidus posted:

what is a monad

hitler had it

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

Deacon of Delicious posted:

sounds more like lacking a gonad

monads mo problems

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
what do I tell the retard php developer our .net shop just hired, as a 'developer evangelist,' who wants to rewrite everything to php?

edit: I don't mean to e/n, but i am upset. and I write objective c mostly.

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
"no"

b0lt
Apr 29, 2005

Dirk Pitt posted:

what do I tell the retard php developer our .net shop just hired, as a 'developer evangelist,' who wants to rewrite everything to php?

edit: I don't mean to e/n, but i am upset. and I write objective c mostly.

"go for it"

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip
that in his professional capacity as just some guy he should stop annoying the adults while they try and get work done

UncleBlazer
Jan 27, 2011

Dirk Pitt posted:

what do I tell the retard php developer our .net shop just hired, as a 'developer evangelist,' who wants to rewrite everything to php?

edit: I don't mean to e/n, but i am upset. and I write objective c mostly.

He sounds young. Please confirm my bias.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
*puff puff* i got here as fast as i could. did i miss it??

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

UncleBlazer posted:

He sounds young. Please confirm my bias.

22, he told the CEO he is in a startup that got a product to market in 6 weeks time with php.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
that monad thing was the least helpful thing in the history of things btw

Brain Candy
May 18, 2006

Dirk Pitt posted:

what do I tell the retard php developer our .net shop just hired, as a 'developer evangelist,' who wants to rewrite everything to php?

edit: I don't mean to e/n, but i am upset. and I write objective c mostly.
lol, i looked up what 'developer evangelist' means. mgmt wants php and is the problem

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Ploft-shell crab posted:

monads is donuts with jelly inside

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Jonny 290 posted:

that monad thing was the least helpful thing in the history of things btw

:thejoke:

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
ok gently caress all you functional cocksuckers, you're just milking grants while you invent poo poo to troll actual working programmers with

back to perl

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
the monad thing was great

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

who wants to see a bunch of words about languages written by a goofus https://plus.google.com/110981030061712822816/posts/KaSKeg4vQtz

Arcsech
Aug 5, 2008

fritz posted:

who wants to see a bunch of words about languages written by a goofus https://plus.google.com/110981030061712822816/posts/KaSKeg4vQtz

nobody wants to read more of your posts

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

fritz posted:

who wants to see a bunch of words about languages written by a goofus https://plus.google.com/110981030061712822816/posts/KaSKeg4vQtz

a lot of words about something, I gave up at the pointless political diatribe.

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
if we're taking a poll id rather not understand monad chat instead of not understand jenkinschat

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

JawnV6 posted:

if we're taking a poll id rather not understand monad chat instead of not understand jenkinschat

you can get through your whole career without monads

jenkins, not so much

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

monads and strife

crazysim
May 23, 2004
I AM SOOOOO GAY
hmm, the rust guys were discussing and/or kicking/banning the developer with the 8th most commits from their organization today

https://botbot.me/mozilla/rust-internals/2015-01-27/?msg=30622995&page=17

which was brought up by his conduct in this RFC

https://github.com/rust-lang/rfcs/pull/741

:munch:

open sores/unix/etc i guess

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

you can get through your whole career without monads

jenkins, not so much

you can easily get through your whole career without jenkins

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Blotto Skorzany posted:

you can easily get through your whole career without jenkins

that's the dream lol

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Blotto Skorzany posted:

you can easily get through your whole career without jenkins

If you work in lovely shops, sure.

sarehu
Apr 20, 2007

(call/cc call/cc)

crazysim posted:

hmm, the rust guys were discussing and/or kicking/banning the developer with the 8th most commits from their organization today

https://botbot.me/mozilla/rust-internals/2015-01-27/?msg=30622995&page=17

which was brought up by his conduct in this RFC

https://github.com/rust-lang/rfcs/pull/741

:munch:

open sores/unix/etc i guess

For what it's worth I totally agree with thestinger a.k.a. strcat's comments about passive aggressive and manipulative behavior (regarding the existence thereof).

Also they can ban thestinger but they can't ban all of his alt accounts.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
why Jenkins over something like teamcity

brap
Aug 23, 2004

Grimey Drawer
you can get through your whole career without understanding monads but chances are you will use monads designed by others without even knowing it.

it's an absurdly simple design pattern and i think people are thrown off by that. it's just an abstract commonality between lots of different ways of packaging up a value.

Ploft-shell crab posted:

monads is context with values inside

lol

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

uncurable mlady posted:

why Jenkins over something like teamcity
No particular reason. I'm sure teamcity is fine.

That said, Jenkins has a stronger ecosystem than most other options. E.g. I doubt there is a preexisting chef library for deploying and interacting with tc.

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

I WISH I COULD RETURN FROM THIS THREAD

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