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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Glad FSU has Boston College early in the year to potentially be its one loss.

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Strawberry Panda posted:

Glad FSU has Boston College early in the year to potentially be its one loss.

FSU is going 10-2 at best next year.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Crotch Bat posted:

UVA thought it would be a good idea to have an OOC that includes ND, Boise State, and UCLA.
Finding new and clever ways to not make a bowl game, I see.

SpiritualDeath
Jul 2, 2009

shaping your brain like pottery
North Carolina playing NCA&T and Delaware? I assume some FBS school bailed on them suddenly for one of those dates?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

wandler20 posted:

FSU is going 10-2 at best next year.
I mean sure they're losing their Heisman-winning QB and literally their entire starting offensive line, but I bet they have another run in them next year

- Auburn fan, 2010

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


SpiritualDeath posted:

North Carolina playing NCA&T and Delaware? I assume some FBS school bailed on them suddenly for one of those dates?

Very possible. A lot of OOC games over the last couple years got jostled around with conference changes, teams going from FCS to FBS, etc.

E: They may also have had UAB on the schedule or something.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


Miami looks like a team going 3-9 next year.

drunk leprechaun
May 7, 2007
sobriety is for the weak and the stupid

Dilber posted:

Miami looks like a team going 3-9 next year.

And I'm going to love every min of it. God I hate the Canes.

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

Dilber posted:

Miami looks like a team going 3-9 next year.

:getin:

The Notorious ZSB
Apr 19, 2004

I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

drunk leprechaun posted:

And I'm going to love every min of it. God I hate the Canes.

May they be forever awful.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


may all your dicks rot off forever and ever.

amen

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

I was gonna be all "here's a cool trick kick Vine from Wisconsin" and then in spoiler tags "it's a running back" but he's a ripped black guy so I think it would lose some of the element of surprise.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
People who want Miami to be bad at football are people who don't want The U: Part 3, and that makes them terrible people.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Death to all Florida football, even down to FAMU and poo poo

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

BYU is now a Power 5 team.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Translation: We didn't want to put in the effort to actually improve our schedules, so have a different definition of 'improve'.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Strobe posted:

Translation: We didn't want to put in the effort to actually improve our schedules, so have a different definition of 'improve'.

BYU's a good team. Better than a lot of P5 bottom-feeders. I'm surprised they weren't counted as a P5 team for the sake of scheduling before.

The Notorious ZSB
Apr 19, 2004

I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

Pakled posted:

BYU's a good team. Better than a lot of P5 bottom-feeders. I'm surprised they weren't counted as a P5 team for the sake of scheduling before.

It was a BS power play imo. If ND & the service academies (Army/Navy) count, BYU has to count.

I still hope everyone gets forced into a conference, but it was a flimsy argument to begin with.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Strobe posted:

Translation: We didn't want to put in the effort to actually improve our schedules, so have a different definition of 'improve'.

This is like when DC Metro changed its definition of "on-time" to be "arrived with 20 minutes of its scheduled time" so that they could say their on-time percentage went up, except worse because this is football

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

swickles posted:

People who want Miami to be bad at football are people who don't want The U: Part 3, and that makes them terrible people.

Oh I want the U part 3. About 20 years from now.

I just want it to end with, "... and that's why after a mind-blowing, seemingly impossible streak of 140 losses in a row, none by less than 28 points, the University of Miami is shutting down its football program. The program's historic 240-point loss to Florida State mid-season is considered to be the moment that both fans and players of the program surrendered all hope and embraced nothingness."

Then instead of that .gif that pans up from Sebastian's feet with him firing a machine gun there can be a new one that pans up to see him sticking a shotgun into his mouth.

Oh, and one last thing: Coach Al Golden has been there all 20 years, and every year publicly motivating his team with awesome, truly inspiring poo poo like RISE AND GRIND and WE-fense.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Strobe posted:

Translation: We didn't want to put in the effort to actually improve our schedules, so have a different definition of 'improve'.
Tell Texas that BYU isn't a tough game.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Yeah, BYU is a legit good program and I wouldn't consider it moving the goal posts to count it as a P5 team on your schedule. You can't tell me BYU is a level below Purdue or Vandy.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Pakled posted:

Yeah, BYU is a legit good program and I wouldn't consider it moving the goal posts to count it as a P5 team on your schedule. You can't tell me BYU is a level below Purdue or Vandy.
If Taysom Hill hadn't gotten injured they'd probably have won 10-11 games. Guy's loving nuts.

Too bad he plays for loving BYU.

EDIT: Holy gently caress Taysom Hill is 24 years old.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I have no idea what to think about BYU because they'll do things like beat Oklahoma then get blown out by FSU three weeks later then squeak one out over New Mexico but blow out Wyoming and you're like "so are they good or not, its impossible to tell."

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

EDIT: Holy gently caress Taysom Hill is 24 years old.
That's like a redshirt sophomore in BYU years

EDIT: lol I just checked and he is actually a junior. This was supposed to be a joke.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
The old joke about how BYU players are all 25 and married is...not much of a joke, really.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Yeah the majority of kids from my high school that went go BYU are now engaged/married/pregnant. One is divorced, but she went to BYU Hawaii so it doesn't really count.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Sash! posted:

I have no idea what to think about BYU because they'll do things like beat Oklahoma then get blown out by FSU three weeks later then squeak one out over New Mexico but blow out Wyoming and you're like "so are they good or not, its impossible to tell."

So BYU is the Joe Flacco of college football programs

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

I was gonna be all "here's a cool trick kick Vine from Wisconsin" and then in spoiler tags "it's a running back" but he's a ripped black guy so I think it would lose some of the element of surprise.

one step closer to Jon Bois' dream of an athletic wunderkind choosing to be a kicker so we can see 80 yard field goals and poo poo

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Slate Action posted:

The old joke about how BYU players are all 25 and married is...not much of a joke, really.
They're all either older kids who came back from their missions or athletic freaks of nature like Ziggy Ansah that hadn't even seen American football before coming to BYU, but came because they were Mormon.

Honestly none of this is a bad recruiting strategy.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Democratic Pirate posted:

Yeah the majority of kids from my high school that went go BYU are now engaged/married/pregnant. One is divorced, but she went to BYU Hawaii so it doesn't really count.

The one girl I know was married about a year out of high school and said that "marriage is when you discover your partner".

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Mike Alden is resigning as Mizzou's AD at the end of August. Hey Virginia Tech guys--what are your thoughts on Whit Babcock in general? Do you think he's doing a good job, has he done anything particularly memorable, whatever?

I don't have any idea if he'd be interested or if Mizzou wants him, he's just on the list of guys who've worked with Alden at Mizzou and are ADs now. Just looked him up and I didn't realize he's only been there a year at this point, so maybe he wouldn't leave anyway unless something's wrong.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

The Notorious ZSB posted:

It was a BS power play imo. If ND & the service academies (Army/Navy) count, BYU has to count.

I still hope everyone gets forced into a conference, but it was a flimsy argument to begin with.

I'd be fine if everyone other than Notre Dame got forced into a conference and Notre Dame stubbornly refused so the NCAA kicked them out and they had to join the NAIA.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Grittybeard posted:

Mike Alden is resigning as Mizzou's AD at the end of August. Hey Virginia Tech guys--what are your thoughts on Whit Babcock in general? Do you think he's doing a good job, has he done anything particularly memorable, whatever?

I don't have any idea if he'd be interested or if Mizzou wants him, he's just on the list of guys who've worked with Alden at Mizzou and are ADs now. Just looked him up and I didn't realize he's only been there a year at this point, so maybe he wouldn't leave anyway unless something's wrong.

He did good work at Cincinnati and WVU from what I've heard.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Whit's pretty beloved in the fanbase already. Get the feeling he's going to stick around for awhile, too. Grew up in Harrisonburg, played ball for JMU(located in Harrisonburg), got Masters at WVU, he's pretty much home at VT.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Jan 30, 2015

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

computer parts posted:

The one girl I know was married about a year out of high school and said that "marriage is when you discover your partner".

I usually discover them the next morning laying next to me...

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Scarf posted:

I usually discover them the next morning laying next to me...



Hey-oo!

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
drat, should have gone with "as they're walking out the door."

I'll change it for the late show.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Pakled posted:

Yeah, BYU is a legit good program and I wouldn't consider it moving the goal posts to count it as a P5 team on your schedule. You can't tell me BYU is a level below Purdue or Vandy.

I agree that they aren't below Purdue or Vandy but there are several Group of 5 programs that are better than Purdue/Vandy every year. It turns out being in a Power 5 conference doesn't make a school's program better than all G5 schools.

Also, lol at espn using all time Power 5 statistics this past season. Good way to try to erase the Big East from CFB history.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Spacebump posted:

I agree that they aren't below Purdue or Vandy but there are several Group of 5 programs that are better than Purdue/Vandy every year. It turns out being in a Power 5 conference doesn't make a school's program better than all G5 schools.

Also, lol at espn using all time Power 5 statistics this past season. Good way to try to erase the Big East from CFB history.

BYU is reliably a top 60 program, and more importantly since they're an independent they're also readily available. It's not like they're Army or something, I don't see the what the problem is here.

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