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sout
Apr 24, 2014

Skeesix posted:

Real... Acid?

Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!

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Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

Skeesix posted:

Real... Acid?

Zee goggles, zey do nothing!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

sout posted:

Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!


Facepalm Ranger posted:

Zee goggles, zey do nothing!

Well, we cut corners. Sometimes to save money, our posters will reuse the same quotes over and over and over again.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

Recent...episodes...? :confused:

Hope you enjoyed that, 'cause TV IV is out for the summer. In the meantime, we'll be running "Classic Quotethread." Enjoy!

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Good evening. Tonight my guest is AFL/CIO chairman PT6A who will be discussing collective bargaining agreements.

[shudder]

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Skeesix posted:

Real... Acid?

O-ruh-gah-no? What the hell?

sout
Apr 24, 2014

The PT6A has disbanded!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Well, we cut corners. Sometimes to save money, our posters will reuse the same quotes over and over and over again.

:eng101: The preferred spelling is "Z-E", although "Z-E-E" is an acceptable ethnic variant.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

They'll never stop the Simpsons! Have no fears, we've got stories for years.

Like maybe Moe gets a cellphone?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Not to break the quoting but, watching a recent episode of the Simpsons. It's like watching a weird fan fiction...

That's because it's that show that Homer Simpson put together featuring his family and friends, as explained in that Behind the Laughter Special. This explains the bizarre stories, frequent world travel and rubbing shoulders with celebrities, and I don't understand why people don't understand this completely accurate and true explanation of why the ACTUAL Simpsons show ended in May of 2000 with the final episode of season 11.

I just never thought Homer's show would still be going 15 years later.

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

sout posted:

Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Zee goggles, zey do nothing!

Real misquotes?

My eyes! The gogles do nothing!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Jerusalem posted:

That's because it's that show that Homer Simpson put together featuring his family and friends, as explained in that Behind the Laughter Special. This explains the bizarre stories, frequent world travel and rubbing shoulders with celebrities, and I don't understand why people don't understand this completely accurate and true explanation of why the ACTUAL Simpsons show ended in May of 2000 with the final episode of season 11.

I just never thought Homer's show would still be going 15 years later.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

That's because it's that show that Homer Simpson put together featuring his family and friends, as explained in that Behind the Laughter Special. This explains the bizarre stories, frequent world travel and rubbing shoulders with celebrities, and I don't understand why people don't understand this completely accurate and true explanation of why the ACTUAL Simpsons show ended in May of 2000 with the final episode of season 11.

I just never thought Homer's show would still be going 15 years later.

Later renamed "Captain Wacky"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Deviant posted:

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

Nerds are smart. :smith:

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


DrBouvenstein posted:

Like maybe Moe gets a cellphone?




I gotta tell ya this is pretty great.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

sout posted:

Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!


Facepalm Ranger posted:

Zee goggles, zey do nothing!


You two screwed up royal! :mad:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Root Bear posted:

You two screwed up royal! :mad:

Uh-OH SPAGHETTI-OH'S!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Rich Uncle Chet posted:



I gotta tell ya this is pretty great.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Root Bear posted:

You two screwed up royal! :mad:

I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese post where robots that turn into... blingwads!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

The Nastier Nate posted:

I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese post where robots that turn into... blingwads!

That's a funny name. I'd'a called 'em "chazzwhozzers."

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Everything Counts posted:

That's a funny name. I'd'a called 'em "chazzwhozzers."

Pobody's Nerfect in Australia

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

sout posted:

Pobody's Nerfect in Australia

It's clever! Like you!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

sout posted:

Pobody's Nerfect in Australia

Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future where nothing could possiblie go wrong.

... possibly go wrong... that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong...

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords


That's blatant false advertizing!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Uh-OH SPAGHETTI-OH'S!

And I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boyardee's house!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

That's because it's that show that Homer Simpson put together featuring his family and friends, as explained in that Behind the Laughter Special. This explains the bizarre stories, frequent world travel and rubbing shoulders with celebrities, and I don't understand why people don't understand this completely accurate and true explanation of why the ACTUAL Simpsons show ended in May of 2000 with the final episode of season 11.

I just never thought Homer's show would still be going 15 years later.

Wizard did it.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Do over Ham posted:

Wizard did it.

Mr. Do Over Ham, in the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard's key?

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Mr. Do Over Ham, in the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard's key?

Quick, hit the "Change of Venue" button!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


After The War posted:

Quick, hit the "Change of Venue" button!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe


Mmm... Free Gu...

Handed a packet of this stuff at the halfway point of a race this morning. Wow it's thick.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

IMJack posted:



Mmm... Free Gu...

Handed a packet of this stuff at the halfway point of a race this morning. Wow it's thick.

If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


PT6A posted:

If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!

Wait PT6A, you're drinking a candle!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

PT6A posted:

If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!



Mmm, engine-black eggs. If we can keep these down, we'll be sitting pretty.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

PT6A posted:

If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:



Mmm... Free Gu...

Handed a packet of this stuff at the halfway point of a race this morning. Wow it's thick.

Wake up, IMJack! Those gu are just junk! They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



sout posted:

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's

Just throw it over the fence, let Arby's deal with it!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

sout posted:

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's

People do crazy things on TV! Like eat at Arby's...

One of the writers must have got the worst food poisoning ever from that place...

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

PT6A posted:

People do crazy things on TV! Like eat at Arby's...

One of the writers must have got the worst food poisoning ever from that place...

Why are we getting dressed up, PT6A? Are we going to Black Angus?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

Wait PT6A, you're drinking a candle!

And when ye tallow hardens, we remove it from yon mold.



What a crappy candle!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

And when ye tallow hardens, we remove it from yon mold.



What a crappy candle!

Do-eth!

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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Jerusalem posted:

I just never thought Homer's show would still be going 15 years later.

The Simpsons started on a wing and a prayer, but now the wing was on fire and the prayer had been answered... by Satan.

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