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havin yer mam	9001	51.44%
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TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

I see they are paying their respects to his wv that also perished in the accident.

# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:51

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:13

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

TheRat posted:

I see they are paying their respects to his wv that also perished in the accident.

lmao

# ? Jan 30, 2015 23:19

El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

MacheteZombie posted:

Is there an up close video of this technique in action? I'm having trouble picturing how you send a ball 35+ yards with three toes and put it exactly where it needs to go. Not saying I want to replicate it because lol I'm a trash player, but it would be neat from an informational standpoint.

Edit: Something like a practice video.

Kind of like David Luiz's goal during the World Cup

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:08

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

TheRat posted:

I see they are paying their respects to his wv that also perished in the accident.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:14

Fluo: May 25, 2007

# ? Jan 31, 2015 06:30

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

dex_sda posted:

I always liked how for 50% of his free kicks, everyone on the opposing team just gives up midflight.

Didn't realize he played against so many Malaysians

# ? Jan 31, 2015 07:06

Kwagga: Jun 11, 2002; I am small

African AIDS cum posted:

Didn't realize he played against so many Malaysians

Too soon

# ? Jan 31, 2015 08:05

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Hamas Rodriguez posted:

Too soon

You'd know about giving up midway.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 12:50

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Blue Star Error posted:

Poetweet will make poems from the twitter history of any user you give it. So I gave it rawk_meltdown.

Its quite moving. I wanted to give it Joey Barton's but I appear to have broken it.

This rules and I had to see about what would happen with other accounts.

quote:

Be fair
by notBigSam
It won't be today. Well done, lads.
Seething. Christ, I was in stiches.
Filled with nothing but fanny pads.
It out a good three or four inches.

The phone at him. loving unreal.
So it was always a welcome boon.
Tupac, I miss you blud. For real.
A keeper. Over the loving moon.

On today. loving adorable.
Then he looks up. Then he dies
Things smell loving incredible.

- I bloody always come out on top.
My photos. It's a bloody honour.
Stop. I just... I couldn't stop.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 14:06

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

Didn't realize he played against so many Malaysians

mystery solved, Juninho was practicing free kicks on the flight path

# ? Jan 31, 2015 17:33

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

# ? Jan 31, 2015 22:32

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

https://vine.co/v/OtwK6WBvwE2

# ? Jan 31, 2015 23:19

dkj: Feb 18, 2009

Drogadon posted:

https://vine.co/v/OtwK6WBvwE2

Seems more like an Asian Cup problem.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 01:02

Puseklepp: Jan 9, 2011; like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

It's true.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 02:19

Knoddus: Oct 30, 2007; Born in a crossfire hurricane

https://vine.co/v/OtDAe6pFYnJ

Premier League defending

# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:47

Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

https://vine.co/v/ODpBvqaIn5B

# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:04

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Jozy could learn a lot from Demba Ba

https://vine.co/v/OtPKIqZ9bd5

# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:33

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

trem_two posted:

Jozy could learn a lot from Demba Ba

https://vine.co/v/OtPKIqZ9bd5

Puskas winner imo

# ? Feb 1, 2015 18:24

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

trem_two posted:

Jozy could learn a lot from Demba Ba

https://vine.co/v/OtPKIqZ9bd5

Holy poo poo

# ? Feb 1, 2015 19:35

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

trem_two posted:

Jozy could learn a lot from Demba Ba

https://vine.co/v/OtPKIqZ9bd5

I really wish Jozy had done this.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:53

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

blue footed boobie posted:

I really wish Jozy had done this.

I wish he'd done loving anything

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:55

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:17

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Wallace may be in a bit of trouble after this:

http://gfycat.com/FloweryDarkIchidna

# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:47

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:52

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Strawman posted:

50 shades of sakho

# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:53

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer