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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It was either Doctor_Fruitbat or Vinnie the Squealer...

I ain't sayin' nothin'!

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

The same Doctor_Fruitbat who squealed to the Senate Committee on Organised Crime?

Mmmmmmm...organized crime :allears:

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Root Bear posted:

Mmmmmmm...organized crime :allears:


But Root Beer, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him! He's gonna do something and you know its gonna be good

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

AlliedBiscuit posted:

Yeah but they're moving to LA...

I mean, they moved to Phoenix.

I'm taking this thing to Mexico.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

Mmmmmmm...organized crime :allears:

Molto bene. That's a nice a-donut.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Hey, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?

Oh, Boardroom Jimmy, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Luigi Thirty posted:

I'm taking this thing to Mexico.

I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth!

Tijuana!!!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth!

Tijuana!!!

The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

This'll be the last quote thread.

FishMist
Apr 24, 2005

*sniff sniff*
Quite a twist, huh?

Bet you didn't see that one coming.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Monday_ posted:

This'll be the last quote thread.

That's IT! Back to Winnepeg!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Neddy Seagoon posted:

That's IT! Back to Winnepeg!

Come on, Neddy, I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls. I'm sick of eating hoagies. I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero...I want to live, Neddy! Won't you let me live? Won't you please?!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

This was posted in the PYF Funny Pics thread.

If you don't care about football/the Super Bowl, you probably don't care, it's perfect:

quote:


Hehe. It's funny because I don't known him.

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Feb 3, 2015

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

Oh, Boardroom Jimmy, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

My bongo drums! My strobe light! My Best of Ray Stevens album featuring The Streak! So it was the dog that buried all my stuff.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

My bongo drums! My strobe light! My Best of Ray Stevens album featuring The Streak! So it was the dog that buried all my stuff.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Radiant cool, crazy nightmare

Zen New Jersey nowhere...

How now, brown bureaucrat?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

That's like telling Gene Krupa not to go boom boom bang boom boom bang bang.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

jscolon2.0 posted:

That's like telling Gene Krupa not to go boom boom bang boom boom bang bang.

Lousy beatniks.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Lousy beatniks.

And if you really tick me off, I'm gonna run ya down with my car! :stonklol:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

And if you really tick me off, I'm gonna run ya down with my car! :stonklol:

Well, Jerusalem's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace `accidently' with `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Do over Ham, are you aware that you aren't wearing pants?

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Do over Ham, are you aware that you aren't wearing pants?

That's why you're the moderator, and I'm the post-quoting guy!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

AlliedBiscuit posted:

Yeah but they're moving to LA...

I mean, they moved to Phoenix.

You know me...occasionally, I'll be quirky.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Rich Uncle Chet posted:

That's why you're the moderator, and I'm the post-quoting guy!

Moderator? I wish! If I were a mod there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a quoting abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Jerusalem posted:

And if you really tick me off, I'm gonna run ya down with my car! :stonklol:

Do over Ham posted:

Well, Jerusalem's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace `accidently' with `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'.

Doctor_Fruitbat, please! Don't you remember DrBouvenstein 1 died four years ago tonight? Run over by Do over Ham's beer-swilling brother, Jerusalem...

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

After The War posted:

Doctor_Fruitbat, please! Don't you remember DrBouvenstein 1 died four years ago tonight? Run over by Do over Ham's beer-swilling brother, Jerusalem...

Yes, that's a real pickle. Could you excuse me for a moment?




All right, I have thought this through. I will send Jerusalem the money to fly home, then I will murder him.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Moderator? I wish! If I were a mod there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a quoting abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs!

Is that what you think? Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you. Something which may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not posting a quote at all.

:aaa:

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!
Trab pu kcip, Trab pu kcip...

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

TMMadman posted:

Is that what you think? Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you. Something which may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not posting a quote at all.

:aaa:

Relax TMMadman, here at Somethingawful.com we don't believe in Mods. In fact I didn't even give you a quote!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

DrBouvenstein posted:

You know me...occasionally, I'll be quirky.

Look, it's DrBouvenstein and he looks like Blossom!

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Facepalm Ranger posted:

Trab pu kcip, Trab pu kcip...

Yvan eht nioj

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

All right, I have thought this through. I will send Jerusalem the money to fly home, then I will murder him.

Haha, you wish! You never killed anybody before and now you're gonna come after the big dog? :smug:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jerusalem posted:

Haha, you wish! You never killed anybody before and now you're gonna come after the big dog? :smug:

Jerusalem can never die... only the actors who play him!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Jerusalem can never die... only the actors who play him!

So what you're saying is.... I'm immortal?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Haha, you wish! You never killed anybody before and now you're gonna come after the big dog? :smug:

You could kill a deer! That's like killing a beautiful man!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

You could kill a deer! That's like killing a beautiful man!

Is it okay to come out now, Mr. Gay Man, sir? I'll do anything you say.... anything!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Did you have the same dream with the backwards talking goon?

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Ruff ruff! I'm Marty the rockin' poster!

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