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Gruffalo Soldier
Feb 23, 2013

Crossposting from the woodworking thread:

Gruffalo Soldier posted:

Here is your latest "always use your push blocks on the table router, even when they're like, ALL the way over there" post





:nms: fingat! :nms:

Seriously though kids, use protection!

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Is there a form of giving up that's more extreme than regular giving up? I want to properly describe the dejectedness of the guy in the front.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




trickybiscuits posted:

Is there a form of giving up that's more extreme than regular giving up? I want to properly describe the dejectedness of the guy in the front.
He did a French surrender.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

kalstrams posted:

He did a French surrender.

He even drops a little white flag.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

I love the two chill guys at the front door who look at them and just kind of go "eh, it'll work itself out."

Mr Giant Man
Apr 26, 2005
Party time in Giant Land
For those of the handegg/sportsball persuasion, you may enjoy the fan reaction compilation more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwmP0UwHL9k

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops



f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
Life imitates art, I guess.

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe

Kid just needs a good game of Chardee MacDennis to lift his spirits after this debacle.

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

HairyManling posted:

Kid just needs a good game of Chardee MacDennis to lift his spirits after this debacle.

You know he goes there to pound off in the night.

victorious has a new favorite as of 01:39 on Feb 4, 2015

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012









drat kids :argh:

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

how do you even do thart

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Friendly Tumour posted:

how do you even do that

It looks like the roads are a little icy. It might have just slid sideways at exactly the right angle to fit.

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Or a group of pranksters picked it up and moved it there by hand

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Friendly Tumour posted:

how do you even do thart

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Friendly Tumour posted:

how do you even do thart
That sign is in Cyrillic, so asking how kinda misses the point.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsmRppcAwjg

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Mr Giant Man posted:

For those of the handegg/sportsball persuasion, you may enjoy the fan reaction compilation more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwmP0UwHL9k

:qq: It hurts so bad :qq:

Jesus, I wonder how these people deal with actual tragedies?

Gihon
Jan 9, 2014

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You should watch the whole thing. The two hosts think he's just as much of a weirdo freak as people here do.

Towards the end he realizes there's a joke he's not in on, and you can see him start to question his choices in life that brought him to that point.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Dragonstoned posted:

:qq: It hurts so bad :qq:

Jesus, I wonder how these people deal with actual tragedies?

Those were actually really timid. I wanted to see some primal rage, like this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1mGzaDh0M8

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Dragonstoned posted:

:qq: It hurts so bad :qq:

Jesus, I wonder how these people deal with actual tragedies?

That guy smashing his head in with a beer bottle that refuses to break while his friends are begging him to stop. Like, what the gently caress dude.

On Sunday night there was this huge screaming match down the street that everyone in my apartment building was out on the balcony watching. Now I know that it was probably just a Super Bowl party gone wrong.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Ragequit posted:

Those were actually really timid. I wanted to see some primal rage, like this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1mGzaDh0M8

This has to be fake, I don't believe that's a man who can afford a place to live, or who has friends who would let him destroy their home again and again.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Who still owns and uses a CRT TV in tyool 2015?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

ReidRansom posted:

Who still owns and uses a CRT TV in tyool 2015?

It provides a more vivid cinematic lightstage than the cold harsh pixels of an LCD.

Esroc
May 31, 2010

Goku would be ashamed of you.

ReidRansom posted:

Who still owns and uses a CRT TV in tyool 2015?

I keep one around for when I need a shot of nostalgia and want to watch my favorite movies from when I was a kid the same way I did back then.

The 1990's TMNT movie just isn't the same in HD on a 42" flatscreen.

A_Bluenoser
Jan 13, 2008
...oh where could that fish be?...
Nap Ghost

ReidRansom posted:

Who still owns and uses a CRT TV in tyool 2015?

He probably already broke his flatscreen...

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The static image for this looks like it's going to be a Golden Girls ep.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

unedited insane fan video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxIOmst4MCQ

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
A teenage girl has poured acid on her boyfriend's lap, permanently damaging his penis, after he secretly filmed the pair having sex and the video made it onto social media.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

yeesh

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

I want to feel bad for this guy, since he may never have a functioning penis, again, and that is really, really harsh. On the other hand, he's a 25-year-old man secretly taping himself loving a 17-year-old girl, then spreading the video on the internet. He's not the most sympathetic character I've ever read.

"I never intended to kill his penis" would be a great song title.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Centripetal Horse posted:

I want to feel bad for this guy, since he may never have a functioning penis, again, and that is really, really harsh. On the other hand, he's a 25-year-old man secretly taping himself loving a 17-year-old girl, then spreading the video on the internet. He's not the most sympathetic character I've ever read.

"I never intended to kill his penis" would be a great song title.

Nope, no need to feel sorry for him.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

citybeatnik posted:

Nope, no need to feel sorry for him.

I'm dunno, catastrophic genital mutilation is a good enough reason to feel bad for someone, even if he was a really awful person and deserved some comeuppance. It can be two things.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Centripetal Horse posted:

"I never intended to kill his penis" would be a great song title.

"Penis meets Acid" is p good too

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


Ha. He's gonna get so much jail time for producing child porn as well as his scorched cock. That's like a double gently caress you.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Can't wait for MRA types to hear about this.

quote:

He said he was advised to press charges, but sees little point in it.

"Even if I press charges it is useless because it won't bring back my manhood,” he told Times Live.

“Her being in jail will just ruin her future because she is still young and I do not have the energy to attend courts.”

lol

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.


Lots of fun in here, heads forcefully connecting to hard frozen surfaces and stuff, but also a few jackasses who just find a patch of slippery ice and start filming instead of warning people.

With the exception of the girl who filmed the guy getting stuck under the door of his own car, he clearly refuses her help on no less than 3 occasions. :shobon:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Mr Giant Man posted:

For those of the handegg/sportsball persuasion, you may enjoy the fan reaction compilation more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwmP0UwHL9k

So delicious :unsmigghh:

Captain Monkey posted:

This has to be fake, I don't believe that's a man who can afford a place to live, or who has friends who would let him destroy their home again and again.

Odds are it's a rental property.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Testekill posted:

Ha. He's gonna get so much jail time for producing child porn as well as his scorched cock. That's like a double gently caress you.

Hyep. That's why he gets no sympathy from me.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

The one at 3:44 is still the best.

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