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goodog posted:That overpass can't catch a break. The guy down by her left leg is totally looking up the Fifty Foot Woman's skirt. I guess he likes 'em big!
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Jedit posted:The guy down by her left leg is totally looking up the Fifty Foot Woman's skirt. I guess he likes 'em big! 
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Jedit posted:The guy down by her left leg is totally looking up the Fifty Foot Woman's skirt. I guess he likes 'em big! Hey now, don't kink shame, that's a fetish for some folks.
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Young Freud posted:Hey now, don't kink shame, that's a fetish for some folks. And you can't tell me no red-blooded male wouldn't do exactly the same thing. (Now I have to scan the poster for The Amazing Colossal Man to see if any woman are checking out his school bus-sized junk...) EDIT: Nope, but it looks like the two men in the foreground are getting quietly jealous) 
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Distorted Kiwi posted:And you can't tell me no red-blooded male wouldn't do exactly the same thing. I love the proportions of this as it makes the woman look as tall as those jetplanes are long.
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Madkal posted:I love the proportions of this as it makes the woman look as tall as those jetplanes are long. Hell, based on the building next to his calf, she may actually be The 50 Ft Woman.
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Paper Kaiju posted:Hell, based on the building next to his calf, she may actually be The 50 Ft Woman. This movie has more layers than I gave it credit for...
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Rurea posted:Stole this from Reddit: While some of these posters are kinda neat, I feel like some are such weird and kinda dumb stretches that the person who made it is incapable of looking at something without their nerd brain equating it with some other nerd poo poo. The akuma one I think might be most guilty of this maybe i'm just a tick in the mud though
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Calico Heart posted:While some of these posters are kinda neat, I feel like some are such weird and kinda dumb stretches that the person who made it is incapable of looking at something without their nerd brain equating it with some other nerd poo poo. The akuma one I think might be most guilty of this nah I'm in the same boat. Basically, it's just like "can you enjoy something that is not based on a toy or a video game? are you really that much a manchild?"
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I'm pretty sure it was from a contest. The contest was turn Oscar movies into pop culture "parodies". When I made mine, I actually came up with the idea on accident and went with it. I don't like the posters too much, but hey, those people are going to make a butt load of money on a bunch of dumb manchild nerds who don't see how kinda gently caress it up it is to turn Selma into a Street Fighter movie...but I digress.
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CelticPredator posted:I'm pretty sure it was from a contest. Oh. That's a bit more reasonable.
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Calico Heart posted:While some of these posters are kinda neat, I feel like some are such weird and kinda dumb stretches that the person who made it is incapable of looking at something without their nerd brain equating it with some other nerd poo poo. The akuma one I think might be most guilty of this That is Reddit in a nutshell.
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That's a drat classy poster in honor of Walker. I should see those movies someday.
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effectual posted:That's a drat classy poster in honor of Walker. I should see those movies someday. 1 is a subpar remake of Point Break, and 2 is...I don't even fuckin' know what. But starting with 3 they get awesome. You still need to watch 1 and 2 for the other poo poo to make sense, though.
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The F/F movies are basically exactly what they say they are, dudes and ladies in cars with violence and all that. If that is the thing you want to see, those flicks provide it. The second one is the worst one, but Joker's right, they realize starting around 3 and 4 that they can just put the craziest poo poo on the screen and it'll actually be better than trying to make it serious or make sense.
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So far Fast and Furious has a Star Trek-style movie pattern for me: 1, 3, and 5 I loved in their goofy way while 2, 4, and 6 were the ones I didn't enjoy as much. Therefore this one will be loving great so rest easy everyone
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^^ Two and four blow, but all the others are at least decently entertaining. Six isn't quite as awesome as Five I thought, but still pretty good.
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Please remember that while FF1 is a blatant remake of Point Break, FF3 is also a remake... of The Karate Kid. It's also probably the best FF, or at least the most consistently enjoyable.
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Since Paul's death it feels like the marketing and behind the scenes talk have started selling this as the last film. I kind of hope that's the case and the proposed 8 and 9 get put on the shelf for a while.
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PriorMarcus posted:Since Paul's death it feels like the marketing and behind the scenes talk have started selling this as the last film. I kind of hope that's the case and the proposed 8 and 9 get put on the shelf for a while. This franchise makes way too much money for that to happen.
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I really liked Fast & Furious 4 because it was basically just a revenge movie that happened to feature the characters from the Fast & Furious franchise.
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I liked Fast Five because the whole safe sequence was real, practical stuntwork and it shows
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I liked Fast Five because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3xM80wQvw8
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Are they really worth watching or is it ironic or whatever? I remember the first one coming out and every teenager with a lovely Neon putting on fart pipes and skirts.
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Ariza posted:Are they really worth watching or is it ironic or whatever? I remember the first one coming out and every teenager with a lovely Neon putting on fart pipes and skirts. 5 and 6 are legit good action movies. 1 and 3 are strictly guilty pleasure. 2 and 4 are bad. corn in the bible posted:I liked Fast Five because the whole safe sequence was real, practical stuntwork and it shows That's been my worry with Furious 7. It looks a bit too CGI shiny to me in some scenes of the trailer, but I don't know how much of it is actually practical vs. special effects.
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GrandpaPants posted:5 and 6 are legit good action movies. The problem is that they (especially 6) pretty much require you to have seen the previous 5 movies to understand any of the characters' motivations or major plot points.
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zenintrude posted:The problem is that they (especially 6) pretty much require you to have seen the previous 5 movies to understand any of the characters' motivations or major plot points. Sort of? I showed my friends 5 for a movie night movie and prefaced it by saying, "Just imagine Ocean's 11 but with car junkies and superhero action pieces." The only thing that needs explained is why the cellphones are not the new modern ones (4-6 take place before 3).
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zenintrude posted:The problem is that they (especially 6) pretty much require you to have seen the previous 5 movies to understand any of the characters' motivations or major plot points. You might miss some of the subtleties but they usually just say stuff like "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD" and "WE'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS GUY OUT, HE KILLED RICKY" out loud a few times if it's important
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Ariza posted:Are they really worth watching or is it ironic or whatever? I remember the first one coming out and every teenager with a lovely Neon putting on fart pipes and skirts. Just watch them starting with 5, that's when they changed from COOL CAR movies to weird car-themed heist movies featuring The Rock I mean, the plot of Fast 6 is that the British government hires Vin Diesel because he is the only one fast enough to stop the Secret Fast Car Divison of the KGB, it's great
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TheJoker138 posted:1 is a subpar remake of Point Break This is a funny line to me considering I'm currently working on trailer/TV spots for this exact thing. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2058673/?ref_=nv_sr_2
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kiimo posted:This is a funny line to me considering I'm currently working on trailer/TV spots for this exact thing. Please assure me that it retains this gem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQByZs-DgQU
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kiimo posted:This is a funny line to me considering I'm currently working on trailer/TV spots for this exact thing. I thought it got pushed back to December?
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zenintrude posted:Please assure me that it retains this gem I knew what that was going to be before I clicked it I loving love that movie. Fast 5 & 6 are everything that the expendables movies should have been and that's coming from someone who enjoys those movies.
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kiimo posted:This is a funny line to me considering I'm currently working on trailer/TV spots for this exact thing. Even funnier given The Fast and The Furious is actually a superior remake.
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Jedit posted:Even funnier given The Fast and The Furious is actually a superior remake. Actually it's not. They just bought the title because they liked the sound. They actually DID remake that movie though, but they did it way before the modern F&F movies, and changed the name to The Chase. It stars Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson.
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Dillbag posted:I thought it got pushed back to December? Ha yeah it did. They're still sending ADR reads to us since you can't understand anything anybody says with their accents. There is nothing in this film that made the original a fun classic. It's extreme sports and a bunch of pointless Buddhism.
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I think artistically this is the best fanmade Drive poster I've ever seen (not that thats saying much) but it dosent really fit the movie. Makes it look like a Dirty Harry sequel or something
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zenintrude posted:The problem is that they (especially 6) pretty much require you to have seen the previous 5 movies to understand any of the characters' motivations or major plot points. I can assure you that I did not watch any of the previous films before going into see 6 and had only a dim awareness of what happened in the previous films because of general internet chatter and understood fine. Maybe there was some underlying subtle stuff that would have impressed me more if I had seen the others, but it was fun to watch on its own.
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When does The Rock show up? I feel like he's Vin's better looking and more charismatic older brother.
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