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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Jesus, it's always Houston. I'm a pretty chill guy but when I get near Houston I turn into the guy from that WoW boss wipe video. Houston drivers and anti-vaxxers are two sure-fire ways to make me lose my goddamn marbles. As an ex-pat Canadian living in Houston I classify Houston drivers into two categories: those who don't know a turn indicator can be turned on and those who don't know a turn indicator can be turned off.
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Dude's taking his cosplay of Pete Hutter pretty hardcore. "Rumors of my demise by perforation have been greatly exaggerated."  apologies, can't find a youtube of the perforated scene 
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A_Bluenoser posted:As an ex-pat Canadian living in Houston I classify Houston drivers into two categories: those who don't know a turn indicator can be turned on and those who don't know a turn indicator can be turned off. Fun fact, you'll find that in every state in the country! Also, every place other than America has that as well. I've really come to the conclusion that no matter where you go, people are just loving retarded on the roads unless you're in the mountains of Switzerland or some poo poo.
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Feb 7, 2015 04:28
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shinymodem posted:New fail army, pretty standard fare. How can you say that in the face of the Russain cat who gives absolutely no fucks at 3:20. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BwV10KmIE&t=200s
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Feb 7, 2015 05:14
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Tore him four new ones but was very close to making it 6.
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Feb 7, 2015 05:22
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shinymodem posted:New fail army, pretty standard fare. I dunno, this was pretty goddamn funny in several areas. Dr. Claw's cat, the jump across the stream, and that final one with the dogs had me gasping for breath.
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Feb 7, 2015 05:37
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Why was Santa watching at 00:42? And the delighted howls and moans over the overloaded truck at 07:40 prove that schadenfreude is universal.quote:New fail army, pretty standard fare.
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Feb 7, 2015 06:03
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"Not on my ekuNNN posted:“The line is crossed for us when they leave the house with their misanthropic thinking,” 
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Feb 7, 2015 08:49
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Pierzak posted:"Not on my Well when those thoughts are A) Publically stated and, B) being a goddamned Nazi...
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Feb 7, 2015 09:18
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Making hay where the sun don't shine.
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Feb 7, 2015 09:27
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FlyinPingu posted:Well when those thoughts are A) Publically stated and, B) being a goddamned Nazi... they arent really nazis
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Feb 7, 2015 09:35
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Samfucius posted:rrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEeeeee Was driving into work when a car peeled out of a local bar's parking lot and nearly broadsided me. Enough distance before he stopped but it was close enough. So I keep driving to work, pull into my parking spot and this same weird-rear end looking car pulls up next to me. The passenger looks at me and full on straight up punches my driver-side window. How he didn't break it was beyond me. But if that window wasn't up, I was getting straight-up cold-clock knocked the gently caress out. No doubt. He was rearing back again when the driver peeled out of there and probably saved my car from a broken window at least. The next day, I'm heading out to my car to work... And that same weird-rear end looking car is parked in the parking lot of the apartment building next my house. As it was every day for the next few months. That driver lived next door to me, and if his buddy actually hit me, would have been the product of the most ridiculous bit of schadenfeude I can imagine. acejackson42 has a new favorite as of 10:15 on Feb 7, 2015 |
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Feb 7, 2015 09:57
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acejackson42 posted:Was driving into work when a car peeled out of a local bar's parking lot and nearly broadsided me. Enough distance before he stopped but it was close enough. So I keep driving to work, pull into my parking spot and this same weird-rear end looking car pulls up next to me. The passenger looks at me and full on straight up punches my driver-side window. How he didn't break it was beyond me. But if that window wasn't up, I was getting straight-up cold-clock knocked the gently caress out. No doubt. He probably would have broken his hand before he broke the window. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bw39SIiHrQ
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:they arent really nazis The NPD "aren't really nazis" in the same way as Golden Dawn isn't, they're just slightly more circumspect about it.  For related schadenfreude, at some point the NPD's chairman decided to advertise with she slogan "throttle up" which in german is phrased as "giving gas". As you might imagine, this did not exactly go over well. But overnight some enterprising individuals replaced those posters with some that featured Jörg Haider, an even greater shitheel and chairman of the even more extreme austrian party FPÖ, who'd just recently managed to kill himself while driving drunk and speeding. 
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Feb 7, 2015 10:57
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I'll never understand how countries in Europe that were loving bombed by Nazis or had their country occupied and pillaged by them can have loving people who join fascist groups. How do they not get their rear end kicked on a daily basis?
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Feb 7, 2015 12:20
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Some people have zero sense of history, and are ignorant racist morons in general. See also: descendants of European colonists who hate both aboriginal people *and* immigrants.
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Feb 7, 2015 12:22
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In a country where your government fails to support you due to golden handjobs for the rich, resulting in soaring unemployment, pathetic wages and no signs of future improvement in your life, any philosophy or organisation that gives you someone to blame and an identity to share will easily attract members.
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Feb 7, 2015 12:33
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Speaking of those Russians enforcing traffic laws, the ones enforcing no smoking laws are just as good lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNO-HGQvS7k
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Feb 7, 2015 14:17
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That seems more confrontational than being righteous.
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Feb 7, 2015 15:46
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Boat posted:I dunno, this was pretty goddamn funny in several areas. Dr. Claw's cat, the jump across the stream, and that final one with the dogs had me gasping for breath. I died at the jumping across the stream one. Mostly because something very similar happened to me when I was doing field work in grad school. So cold. So squishy. Very funny.
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Feb 7, 2015 16:23
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Astrobastard posted:Speaking of those Russians enforcing traffic laws, the ones enforcing no smoking laws are just as good lol this is the dumbest poo poo. i want to fight some guys, but i need a "reeeaaasooon"
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Feb 7, 2015 16:25
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Man that last FailArmy video summed up fails perfectly with that first idiot on the bike.  HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAA gently caress
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Feb 7, 2015 16:41
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Feb 7, 2015 17:33
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Eggbeater Jesus posted:Who doesn't love a good picture from the ER? I knew a guy in high school who actually got a pitchfork through the front of his face like this and survived. poo poo was unreal.
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Schadenfreude or irony? Hell, why can't it be both? Anti-vaxer megachurch hit with measles; now offers free vaccinations My favorite part: "Of course it didn't come from someone inside the church! It came from some dirty outsider!" quote:Eagle Mountain International Church, about 50 miles northwest of Dallas, released a statement Tuesday that said a visitor attended a service who had been overseas and was exposed to measles. E: Article is 2 years old, but in the wake of recent events it seems relevant. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 18:08 on Feb 7, 2015 |
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Feb 7, 2015 18:06
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Video compilation of drones crashing... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9rnTk6FBzs
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Staryberry posted:I googled Alan Trudeau, the guy who wanted the FBI cybersquad to help him. First of all, his IMDB page has one credit, where he played "EMT" in a movie called the Losers in 2010. His money making scheme seems to be convincing Puerto Ricans to pay him $7,000 to be members of his model/actor talent agency. WebDog dug up some extra info on him in the GBS Kickstarter thread: WebDog posted:Hah, from what I can dig up (it's mostly in Spanish) he's a no-name extra and model who fills his facebook pages with tales of grandeur on being seen in the background of some film or so. Fake it 'til you make it! (Does not make it.)
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Staryberry posted:These are fantastic! I googled Alan Trudeau, the guy who wanted the FBI cybersquad to help him. First of all, his IMDB page has one credit, where he played "EMT" in a movie called the Losers in 2010. His money making scheme seems to be convincing Puerto Ricans to pay him $7,000 to be members of his model/actor talent agency. I knew I'd heard of that site, the F Plus did a podcast on it.
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Perestroika posted:Jörg Haider, an even greater shitheel and chairman of the even more extreme austrian party FPÖ, who'd just recently managed to kill himself while driving drunk and speeding. ...on his way home from a gay bar...
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:WebDog dug up some extra info on him in the GBS Kickstarter thread: It's even easier to join SAG-AFTRA than that. As a non-union extra you can sometimes get lucky enough to be given union vouchers (payslips); get three of those and you're eligible. If you get given a line (extraordinarily rare but it does happen) then you're eligible. If you get cast in a speaking role in a SAG-AFTRA production, you're eligible. If he considers that an actor's highest goal, it just shows how low down on the showbiz food chain he really is. vvv Those are my favorite kinds of schadenfreude, where someone's got a record of the moment before disaster strikes. 
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Eggbeater Jesus posted:Who doesn't love a good picture from the ER? It has fork in its buttmeat
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:My favorite part: "Of course it didn't come from someone inside the church! It came from some dirty outsider!" You’re telling me that we didn’t observe spontaneous generation? 
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Who wants some internet Schadenfreude, courtesy of the Games Speedrun thread? So, a dude with the nickname 'MK Wizard' has several recorded gaming world records. He posted a new record video on some site, and people over there proved it had been tampered with. Being exposed as a fraud, he reacts in the most Schadenfreudy way possible. I don't know too much about that community but still enjoyed reading it. The post in which he was exposed. Read the rest of that thread for his reactions. Apparently moderation is loving slow there, so he's still posting. As someone over there summarizes, this is basically what happened: quote:1. You post a video in which you cheated. You now claim you knowingly did this as "a test".
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Feb 8, 2015 10:33
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The good old puppetmaster defence. Has anyone in the history of the world ever believed it when someone has tried this
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Gorilla Salad posted:The good old puppetmaster defence. Has anyone in the history of the world ever believed it when someone has tried this That guy from Being John Malkovich.
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Gorilla Salad posted:The good old puppetmaster defence. Has anyone in the history of the world ever believed it when someone has tried this I love that Googling 'puppet master defence' immediately brings up a SA article
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