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Gin_Rummy posted:I told him that photo would come back to haunt him. I am not looking forward to my funeral
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Ahhh jeez you got the stink lines and everything.
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Feb 7, 2015 00:01
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sout posted:I am not looking forward to my funeral Let's just say I'm planning a little surprise for the execution.
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Feb 7, 2015 00:14
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That's nothing. He can hear pudding!
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Feb 7, 2015 02:55
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Skeesix posted:I'll do it! Aaaanyone but him!
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Feb 7, 2015 03:11
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My Rich Uncle Chet is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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Monday_ posted:My Rich Uncle Chet is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, a communist, but he is not a porn star. I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.
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Everything Counts posted:I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Monday_, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Everything Counts?
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Feb 7, 2015 05:22
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Your boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie and you did it at the county fair last year, remember? 
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Feb 7, 2015 05:58
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TMMadman posted:Your boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie and you did it at the county fair last year, remember? TM, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
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Feb 7, 2015 06:02
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TMMadman posted:Your boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie and you did it at the county fair last year, remember? Oh, how could I stay mad at you? 
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Feb 7, 2015 06:06
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TMMadman posted:Monday_, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Everything Counts? Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
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Feb 7, 2015 06:13
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It's not Magaggie's birthday?
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Feb 7, 2015 09:11
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gingerberger posted:Elephants don't have keys... Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are Ivory, his hat is Ivory and I'm pretty sure that cheque is Ivory!
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Feb 7, 2015 09:39
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are Ivory, his hat is Ivory and I'm pretty sure that cheque is Ivory! Facepalm Ranger, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Jerusalem than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
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Feb 7, 2015 11:45
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Do over Ham posted:Facepalm Ranger, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Jerusalem than a guy whose ivory supplies are low. Mr. Gingerberger, are you an ivory dealer?
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Feb 7, 2015 12:27
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Do over Ham posted:It's not Magaggie's birthday? Yea, don't you remember? It's the same day as the dogs.
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Mr. Gingerberger, are you an ivory dealer? I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale hunter, seal clubber, moderator of GBS. And, like most people, yeah I've dealt a little ivory.
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Feb 7, 2015 16:17
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The Nastier Nate posted:Yea, don't you remember? It's the same day as the dogs. I just realized we never had a wedding for the dog and cat. They've been living in sin!
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Everything Counts posted:I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. 
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After The War, why did you bring me to a gay Simpsons Quote Thread? 
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Martytoof posted:After The War, why did you bring me to a gay Simpsons Quote Thread? Martyoof?! So THIS is your sick mother?
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What are YOU lookin' at? 
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Martytoof posted:After The War, why did you bring me to a gay Simpsons Quote Thread? We work hard, we play hard.  EDIT: PSA; all UK Simpson fans, get to primark and get this jazzy shirt for only £8!   Look there's Hank Scorpio! Facepalm Ranger fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Feb 7, 2015 |
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Feb 7, 2015 18:45
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Mister Kingdom posted:What are YOU lookin' at? Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Kingdom, C'mere a minute!
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Gin_Rummy posted:Martyoof?! So THIS is your sick mother? ... My spices! 
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Facepalm Ranger posted:We work hard, we play hard. Facepalm Ranger, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for that crummy old shirt! (Also thanks for the tip!)
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Feb 7, 2015 22:27
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Martytoof posted:... My spices! Why don't you try TMMadman's Hobo Chicken Chili? I start with the best part- the neck- and then I add secret hobo spices.
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Facepalm Ranger posted:EDIT: I can't wear a Simpsons shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different... 
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Feb 7, 2015 23:57
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Facepalm Ranger posted:We work hard, we play hard. Your son or daughter will think this shirt is cool!
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Feb 8, 2015 00:10
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Jerusalem posted:Your son or daughter will think this shirt is cool! Topped off with a saucy French beret that simply screams 'silénce!'
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Feb 8, 2015 00:18
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Jerusalem posted:Your son or daughter will think this shirt is cool! All I'm "high" on is love. Love for my son and daughters! Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need!
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Feb 8, 2015 01:59
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The secret ingredient is... love!? Who's been screwing with this thing!?
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Feb 8, 2015 02:34
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Spectacle Rock posted:The secret ingredient is... love!? Who's been screwing with this thing!? I bring you love.
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Feb 8, 2015 02:40
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Mister Kingdom posted:I bring you love. You know what you two need? A little comic strip called Love Is. It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.
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TMMadman posted:You know what you two need? A little comic strip called Love Is. It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.  No, I'm talking about love! Not.... "love"... 
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TMMadman posted:Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Kingdom, C'mere a minute! You c'mere a minute!
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After The War posted:
Happy Love Day! 
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