Movie Posters - The good, the bad & the awful

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Ariza posted:

When does The Rock show up? I feel like he's Vin's better looking and more charismatic older brother.

Fast Five.

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Infamous Sphere: Nov 8, 2010; Blargh oh my god yes, I have read fanfiction, in a way it's a guilty pleasure/so bad it's good thing. I can't read trashy romance though. Fanfiction..oh god..some of the anatomical limitations are..well..let's just say these women don't very much und

zenintrude posted:

Please assure me that it retains this gem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQByZs-DgQU

I am astounded that that wasn't a link to the bit where Busey is jumping around on the beach with his Hawaiian pants and ripping out surfer guys' hair going "JUST MAKIN A WIG FOR MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"

God love that movie. There's so much in it that's wonderful.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 02:39

testtubebaby: Apr 7, 2008; Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.

Ariza posted:

When does The Rock show up? I feel like he's Vin's better looking and more charismatic older brother.

Part 5, as the main antagonist

# ? Feb 7, 2015 03:59

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

zenintrude posted:

Part 5, as the main antagonist

I'd say he's more of a secondary antagonist.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 05:41

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

kiimo posted:

This is a funny line to me considering I'm currently working on trailer/TV spots for this exact thing.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2058673/?ref_=nv_sr_2

My goondolences, man what a lovely cast of never-will-be's.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 06:09

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Ariza posted:

When does The Rock show up? I feel like he's Vin's better looking and more charismatic older brother.

Ick, don't say that, that totally ruins all the sex.

Wait, that was the movie I was watching in my head, not the real one.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 06:58

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ariza posted:

When does The Rock show up? I feel like he's Vin's better looking and more charismatic older brother.

The Rock is actually younger than Vin Diesel.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 10:58

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

MikeJF posted:

Ick, don't say that, that totally ruins all the sex.

Wait, that was the movie I was watching in my head, not the real one.

The FF movies are more homoerotic than Top Gun so I don't blame you. The whole first movie is about Paul Walker falling in love with Vin Diseal and his way of life.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 14:15

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Skwirl posted:

The Rock is actually younger than Vin Diesel.

It's great because you see Vin Diesel first, and you think wow, this guy is loving huge. Then The Rock shows up and completely dwarves him.

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Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Shoehead posted:

The whole first movie is about Paul Walker falling in love with Vin Diseal and his way of life.

The fifth movie is about the Rock and Vin Diesel loving.

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Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Alhazred posted:

The fifth movie is about the Rock and Vin Diesel loving.

Only in the overseas release.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 21:27

Party Boat: Nov 1, 2007; where did that other dog come from

who is he

Coffee And Pie posted:

It's great because you see Vin Diesel first, and you think wow, this guy is loving huge. Then The Rock shows up and completely dwarves him.

Then they push the joke further in 6 with Kim Kold. Holy poo poo that fight scene.

# ? Feb 7, 2015 21:43

Zedd: Jul 6, 2009; I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

Coffee And Pie posted:

It's great because you see Vin Diesel first, and you think wow, this guy is loving huge. Then The Rock shows up and completely dwarves him.

And then the main henchman of Furious 6 was even bigger, it's amazing.

Edit:

Party Boat posted:

Then they push the joke further in 6 with Kim Kold. Holy poo poo that fight scene.

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Fayez Butts: Aug 24, 2006

I always liked this picture

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Christ, it takes a real giant to make Vin Diesel look scrawny by comparison.

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The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Fayez Butts posted:

I always liked this picture

As Vin Diesel would probably say, these guys are probably "large" instead of "medium" like most humans.

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ShufflerZero: Mar 21, 2009

72: New Vegas

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Las Vegas Lady

Las Vegas Story

I don't hate Las Vegas anymore

Las Vegas Weekend

Stealing Las Vegas

the Las Vegas Serial Killer

With the Woody Allen stamp of approval (?)

Operation Las Vegas

Saint John of Las Vegas

Leaving Las Vegas

Leaving Las Vegas was first released in late 1995 which means there are people wandering around universities who don't know that Nicolas Cage was once considered a truly great actor.

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Fayez Butts: Aug 24, 2006

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Christ, it takes a real giant to make Vin Diesel look scrawny by comparison.

That's "The Rock"

# ? Feb 8, 2015 01:02

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

ShufflerZero posted:

the Las Vegas Serial Killer

With the Woody Allen stamp of approval (?)

Even better, it's the seal of the Ray Dennis Steckler Collection.

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Vargo: Dec 27, 2008; 'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Fayez Butts posted:

I always liked this picture

Shot Context:

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:16

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vargo posted:

Shot Context:

Who's the guy on the left?

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:18

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Skwirl posted:

Who's the guy on the left?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:43

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Gonz posted:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Holy poo poo, that's a lot of make-up. I guess I forgot he was in that movie.

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Feb 8, 2015

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Corek: May 11, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Skwirl posted:

Holy poo poo, that's a lot of make-up. I guess I forgot he was in that movie.

That's Wilt Chamberlain not Kareem.

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Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Corek posted:

That's Wilt Chamberlain not Kareem.

gently caress, you're right. What a brain fart on my part.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 04:33

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Corek posted:

That's Wilt Chamberlain not Kareem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArHNrCvwq4c

# ? Feb 8, 2015 05:52

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Corek posted:

That's Wilt Chamberlain not Kareem.

I'll never forgive him for appeasing the Nazis.

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Mister Chief: Jun 6, 2011

Can't be Chamberlain because he's not playing basketball or loving.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 07:10

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

For an even bigger mind gently caress.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 07:27

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Vintersorg posted:

For an even bigger mind gently caress.

Anytime I see a pic like this, or something like Hayden Panettiere who seems to exclusively date super tall guys, I can't help imagine sex for them is like a dolphin being harpooned by Ahab.

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davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

What's weird about a dad and his daughter out for a walk?

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el oso: Feb 18, 2005; phew, for a minute there i lost myself

# ? Feb 8, 2015 08:45

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Basticle posted:

The tagline translates to "nailed to your seat you will be watching..." :v:

# ? Feb 8, 2015 10:44

Terry Grunthouse: Apr 9, 2007; I AM GOING TO EAT YOU LOOK MY TEETH ARE REALLY GOOD EATERS

this is crazy

Terry Grunthouse fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Feb 8, 2015

# ? Feb 8, 2015 20:58

Ralepozozaxe: Sep 6, 2010; A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Vintersorg posted:

For an even bigger mind gently caress.

Shaq's sock-less loafers are guaranteed to stink real bad.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 21:44

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Terry Grunthouse posted:

this is crazy

I'm surprised Shaq's head isn't dislodging any ceiling tiles here. I'm sure it does in some rooms.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 21:55

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I'm surprised Shaq's head isn't dislodging any ceiling tiles here. I'm sure it does in some rooms.

Are you sure? Because look behind him. The ceiling's bowing upward.

It's amazing what a less than two feet difference can make when it comes to height. There's about 18 inches difference between Shaq and D.L. Hughley, but it looks like Shaq is double the height.

Young Freud fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Feb 9, 2015

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