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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Buh posted:

Wanna provide an article that spells out why this is so obvious?

It's not. There's one guy who is a million years old who remembers his dad and uncle talking about "something" 10,000 years ago at Coney Island. Something, something, Patty Doyle. Something, something, Dr. Condon. Therefore, not Hauptmann.

I certainly have some of the details wrong, but that's the gist of the "uncle did it" argument.

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
plane fuel doesn't melt baby lindbergh.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
There is a documentary on Netflix called Nova: Who Killed Lindbergh's Baby. It seems pretty obvious who did it.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

People do realize that the Lindberg baby was killed by his uncle, right? Because drat there are a lot of people who seem to think it's still some grand unsolved mystery from the past.

I was just trying to rattle famous cases off the top of my head, I wasn't trying to say it was unsolved. They know who shot JFK too but that doesn't stop people from confessing to it apparently.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

People do realize that the Lindberg baby was killed by his uncle, right? Because drat there are a lot of people who seem to think it's still some grand unsolved mystery from the past.

Only idiots and crazy people think this.

Eta: although the idiots and crazy people usually blame the aunt (Elizabeth Morrow). I've never heard anyone blaming Dwight Morrow, Jr. before, but I see there's a 2010 book advancing this odd claim.

Hauptmann got a lovely trial, but that doesn't mean he was innocent. Examinations of the evidence done recently suggest the verdict was correct, despite the sloppy conduct of the case.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Yeah, "the uncle did it" is some full :tinfoil: stuff. There's a massive mountain of evidence that supports the claim that it was Hauptmann.

I read a book about it a while ago, The Ghosts of Hopewell, that outlines everything that led to his conviction, and how it would still easily hold up today. The only way he could become more guilty is if they found him in the house, covered in blood, screaming "I KILLED THAT BABY".

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juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Now that I look back on it, I don't think the animals they ate were alive (at least not all of them), but rather were just freshly killed. And as far as social conditioning is concerned, Charles Domery in particular appears to have expressed regret about killing and eating a cat, and indicated that he was empathetic to a significant degree toward their plight and suffering. Don't know how much that can be said for Tarrare, but at the very least, it seems like both men had some form of functioning moral conscience.

What confounds me is how either man could've eaten the things that they ate while suffering relatively few outwardly-apparent negative side effects from doing so, and how either man was able to adequately digest it all. Domery in particular hardly ever vomited up any of the things he ate unless it included huge quantities of meat. Domery also doesn't appear to have undergone too many major hygienic effects from eating as much as he did; compare this to Tarrare, who stank to high holy heaven on a constant basis, and whose reakage was so rear end-heinous that his body may have given off visible, cartoon-like stink vapors (then again, he was also French, sooo... :france::downsrim:).

Unfortunately, since historical records about Domery are scarce and we don't have any record of his autopsy, and since there aren't any other well-documented cases of anybody else with similar symptoms, we don't have much info to help us say exactly what could've caused either man's condition. Both men's wiki pages offer some physical descriptions that might be useful from a pathological perspective, though. From Tarrare's page:


There's also this, from Tarrare's autopsy:

tarrare also constantly had diarrhoea. if you eat too much of something, especially like fat or oil, your body will just poo poo it out without fully digesting it

effervescible
Jun 29, 2012

i will eat your soul

Mak0rz posted:

I hate to sound :tinfoil: here but I can't help but think it's a textbook case of being able to literally get away with murder if you're white/rich enough.

Not really, unless they hired a third party to deposit his DNA in the child's underwear. As for the body, it was in some room in the basement (so the basement wasn't just one big space) and apparently the layout of the main house was weird anyway, so sound didn't carry well.

Hauptmann was guilty, but he likely didn't act alone. So some people probably did got off scot free on that one.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

effervescible posted:

Hauptmann was guilty, but he likely didn't act alone. So some people probably did got off scot free on that one.

But the other people were almost certainly fellow down-on-their-luck German expatriates, like the guy Hauptmann originally said had given him the money. Not Elizabeth or Dwight Morrow.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Mr. Flunchy posted:

Uh, the Lindbergh baby was almost certainly killed by Richard Hauptman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Hauptmann

The evidence against him is pretty stacked.

I don't know what's real anymore.



Anyway, my point was that the case has been pretty much solved but a lot of people act like it hasn't been.

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Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

stickyfngrdboy posted:

There is a documentary on Netflix called Nova: Who Killed Lindbergh's Baby. It seems pretty obvious who did it.

Wait, so Nova finally confessed?

effervescible
Jun 29, 2012

i will eat your soul

AlbieQuirky posted:

But the other people were almost certainly fellow down-on-their-luck German expatriates, like the guy Hauptmann originally said had given him the money. Not Elizabeth or Dwight Morrow.

Oh, definitely. That other stuff is just tinhat conspiracy theorizing.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
I thought it was generally understood that Jon Benet's parents killed her? Kind of like how everyone knows OJ killed those white folks so while he's technically/legally not guilty, he definitely did it. Maddy McCann is a bit different - I think it was just gross negligence on the part of her parents that allowed her to kidnapped. She's certainly dead now though but I don't think her parents are guilty of anything except extremely poor judgement and child negligence.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


HonorableTB posted:

I thought it was generally understood that Jon Benet's parents killed her? Kind of like how everyone knows OJ killed those white folks so while he's technically/legally not guilty, he definitely did it. Maddy McCann is a bit different - I think it was just gross negligence on the part of her parents that allowed her to kidnapped. She's certainly dead now though but I don't think her parents are guilty of anything except extremely poor judgement and child negligence.

No people kind of jumped to the conclusion during the media craze because of the old "it's always the parents" thing, but there really wasn't a whole lot of proof to support that. Most people who actually investigate the case seem to conclude the evidence points to an intruder.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Kimmalah posted:

No people kind of jumped to the conclusion during the media craze because of the old "it's always the parents" thing, but there really wasn't a whole lot of proof to support that. Most people who actually investigate the case seem to conclude the evidence points to an intruder.

Yea I believe it took a while for it to be released to the public that DNA not matching the Ramsay's had been found on her underwear.

The fact that the body was in the house the whole time is a big one that convinces people it was the Ramsay's but it was big loving house and there were rooms or something off to the side of the basement that nobody ever really spent any time in. That's on the police for not checking every nook and cranny, but sadly poo poo like that does happen.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


HonorableTB posted:

Maddy McCann is a bit different - I think it was just gross negligence on the part of her parents that allowed her to kidnapped. She's certainly dead now though but I don't think her parents are guilty of anything except extremely poor judgement and child negligence.

gently caress me. I went and read the article on this and it ticks all the boxes of parental horror for me. It's not helping that while I was reading that, some friends with kids around my daughter's age and I are planning a group camping trip this summer.

Edit: link.

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008
Also, I remember people were unnerved by how the parents acted afterwards. A bit too much smiling and waving at the cameras? I think the same effect happened with Amanda Knox, whose behavior didn't seem quite right to the Italian cops after she was informed her roommate was murdered. Probably because she was rolling on Ecstasy. In that case, they more or less convicted her on a hunch.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Jesus Christ what the hell were the parents thinking? I had no idea what happened exactly until I read that Wikipedia page. So apparently the Mcanns just left her in an unlocked room while they went down the block to eat dinner like it was no big deal?

My parents took me on plenty of trips as a kid, they'd never have let me out of their sight, and I definitely wouldn't have been left to my own devices in an unlocked hotel room. I can certainly see how it made them look suspicious, that's not just everyday negligence.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK
The Portugese police made the common assumption that DNA evidence is completely infallible; despite the fact that British police said the DNA of Madeline found in the boot of the family car was too meaningless to be relevant, the Portugese pushed it anyway and suspected the parents. Add to that the firestorm thrown up by the British media who, in their drive to keep selling papers by whipping everyone into a hatred-of-everyone-who-isnt-you frenzy, sometimes have to attack white middle class doctors as well as chavs and Romanians. And otherwise smart people who feel they don't fall for that sort of thing fell for it hook line and sinker anyway, with indignant comments about child negligence for the 'crime' of leaving your children in a hotel room. It basically amounts to "I wouldn't do that, so I'm better than a chav/Romanian" and sometimes people want to be be made to feel that they're better than people above them on the social and economical ladders. Like white doctors.

Add Twitter to that (a year old at the time) and suddenly everyone can comment, not just to each other down the pub but to each other online and even the parents and journalists and the police. The Portugese media blame the parents as well, but guess what - they have to sell papers too and that means blaming the English tourists, not their own police force.

The worst thing the parents are guilty of is bad luck and being between the time periods when leaving your kids in a hotel room was perfectly normal and when Twitter and the Daily Mail give us live updates on where the paedophiles are. The people who actually took the time to contact the police and make a complaint about child negligence against the McCanns summed up the whole thing and our movement into a time when people sit behind a screen accusing strangers they'll never meet of breaking the law.

All the evidence points towards an intruder who was presumably going to carry out a crime like this no matter what, with the glamour of the possibility of an international sex ring being involved. But that would jut involve boring old police work and we can't shout on twitter about that and read articles of Kate McCanns sex life so se can see if we're better at sex than her, as well as child rearing.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


I'm pretty laid back when it comes to stuff like that and I still can't imagine anyone with half a brain thinking it's a good idea to leave a 3 year old alone anywhere really.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Yeah, the thing about them leaving her in the room was that everyone did it. Like leaving kids outside shops in their prams and buggies, that was a lot more commonplace until disaster struck. I know even my parents did it when I was a kid and we went on holiday to Spain.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



I don't think it has ever been safe or normal to do that.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK
I have worked in hotels for ten years and my current one still offers a "baby listening service" where we phone the room, the parents pick up the phone and leave it off the hook and a receptionist keeps the phone off the hook next to them so they can hear crying. The parents go and hang out in the bar or whatever. It works just as effectively as you'd imagine, although admittedly I can't recall it being used for years. But ten years ago? Far, far more common, as was the "service" of guests paying us £20 for babysitting services, of which about £3 would actually go to the unqualified 15 year old babysitter the parents would never meet.

This is in the UK. None of this is illegal.

Edit: not to say I think this is RIGHT, though. I don't and I think I'd refuse to let anyone use the listening service on safety grounds. And we don't offer a babysitting service. No tapas bar either :(

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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
When I grew up it would have probably been more that my parents didn't trust me to sit patiently in an unlocked room and wait for them, not any fear of strangers or sexual predators. I'd have opened the door and gone out to explore at least a little bit. Leaving a sleeping kid alone is worse, what if they wake up and don't know where you went? They're guaranteed to leave the room and wander around in that case. There's just too many bad things that can happen, even in the late 80's my parents never would have done that.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Kimmalah posted:

I'm pretty laid back when it comes to stuff like that and I still can't imagine anyone with half a brain thinking it's a good idea to leave a 3 year old alone anywhere really.

I get that not everyone is super helicopter-like when it comes to parenting. The closest I've gotten to this was leaving my 3yo daughter alone sleeping in the house, while I deep cleaned my car in the driveway, with a 10 minute repeating timer set so I could go in and check on her at regular intervals. Even then, I was nervous as hell mostly because what if she woke up and couldn't find me, less someone abducting her.

I wouldn't consider leaving her in an apartment across the pool from where I'm dining, but it isn't outside the realm of possibility that someone else might think it's fine.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

PresidentBeard posted:

I don't think it has ever been safe or normal to do that.

It has, and it still happens. There are those who still leave their kids unattended in hotel rooms, and in almost all cases nothing bad happens. People in general never used to be so terrified of stuff, but maybe more bad stuff is happening, I don't know. Doubt it, though.

Over here lots of folk hated Madeleine McCann's mum because she came across as cold in interviews. She did seem distant, I think, but hardly surprising considering the circumstances. I don't think for one second she deserved any of the vitriol she received.

There was a BBC Panorama (I think) which had the theme music from Twin Peaks over footage of Madeleine's dad walking about the resort. I have no idea if that was intentional but it was pretty funny.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
It was much more common in the past than it is now. I did a ton of world traveling when I was under ten and I remember doing stuff like walking to go get a pizza at Pizza Hut or going to the pool in Manila which at the time was a place where you were rocked to sleep by the calming sounds of automatic weapons fire every night. And it wasn't just me, I would do this with friends and other kids I'd met and it was considered totally normal.

I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing now, it's just I don't think without stuff like cell phones and social media putting us in tune with everything going on we ever thought about how much bad poo poo could happen. We used to skitch to the 7-11 on the back of random teenagers cars when I was 6-11 too, and I fI had kids I would flip out if I ever saw them do that.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I worked hotel/casino security and unattended minor calls are depressingly frequent.

I could understand if the child was capable of using a phone and making a snack on their own, but we constantly had parents leaving 7 and under kids alone in hotel rooms and even arcades, which are typically not restricted access like the hotel towers.

The infuriating part is when we would do a welfare check later and find the parents ditched the kid a second time, and decided to call the police.

We would even generally recommend they call a sitter/nanny service in the first offense, where the people who've dumped $1500 on a stay couldn't be arsed to spend $50 to have their kid watched for half a night.

Kids were cool to work with though. Generally they called the report in themselves, "where's my mommy/daddy," and just wanted a snack or cartoons put back on. :unsmith:

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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
What happens when someone decides to convert WW2 surplus planes into flying yachts?

http://www.messynessychic.com/2014/04/24/all-aboard-the-flying-yacht-circa-1950/


quote:

...After the war, an entrepreneur by the name of Glenn Odekirk saw a new future for the roomy Catalinas as extreme luxury flying yachts. They were to be the epitome of glamorous travel that he called Landseaire.

“It seemed like no one was getting real utility out of a private airplane”, Odekirk was quoted in a Flight magazine article in 1953. “Normally, it’s just a means of transportation in which you ride from here to there with varying degrees of comfort. So, I decided to build an aerial luxury yacht in which you can land and live almost anywhere in the world with all the comforts of home.”

He invited some fellow executives from the Southern California Aircraft Corp., family members and two attractive blonde aspiring actresses to lure the interest of the LIFE magazine camera lens. The day spent sightseeing along San Diego’s coast was meant to generate publicity for Oderkirk, who was hoping to sell his planes to wealthy American industrialists.

"Noise is kept to a remarkably low level by a 4in-thick lining of Fiberglass. A Landseaire costs a lot of money—$265,000 is the basic price— something not far short of £100,000. This, coupled with heavy operating costs, virtually lifts the craft beyond the reach even of most millionaires. ...Sleeping accommodation is provided for eight persons in three double beds and two singles. Near each bed are an individual light, radio switch and speaker, curtains, vents for air conditioning system, and a telephone. Occupants may contact the shore by means of a marine ship-to-shore telephone. In addition to this item of ‘electrickery’, the converted aircraft are fitted with no fewer than seven communications receivers, two transmitters, a broadcast receiver, FM-AM radio and a built-in television set!

Overall carpeting adds further to the comfort. A shower bath, in waterproof plastic, runs hot and cold water. The w.c. is electrically flushed when on water; in the air a chemical toilet is used. The galley, in white porcelain and stainless steel, rivals the equipment of the most modern kitchen. A three-plate cooking range, oven, large refrigerator and frozen-food unit are installed."

A wealthy Californian industrialist, Thomas W. Kendall, who had been inspired by Oderkirk’s flying yachts and wanted to keep busy during his retirement, decided to purchase a dozen PBY WWII Catalinas to convert to luxury amphibious flying machines.

In 1959, along with his wife and children, he decided to test one of his creations on a year-long world-wide tour. In Egypt, they were joined by another LIFE photographer, David Lees, and carried on down to the Strait of Tirana, between Egypt’s Sinai and Saudi Arabia.

It was here that their dream voyage would turn into a living nightmare when the family and their guests were suddenly ambushed on the beach by armed Bedouin tribesmen serving in the Saudi Arabian army. Despite Kendall’s claims that they had hoisted their American flag above the pilot’s compartment that morning, the Bedouin soldiers allegedly suspected the Kendalls were Israeli commandos in disguise.

The harrowing ambush is described in this gripping account written for LIFE magazine by Thomas Kendall himself:

"After a late lunch I went up on the wing to check the left engine. Bob was in the water checking some equipment in the nose. Stephen and Paul were wading in the shallows about 60 feet away, playing with our bright blue rubber life raft. Everyone else was in the plane. When I finally buttoned up the engine, I stood up and glanced around. Except for the boys, I saw nothing but rocks, low hills and empty sand. I looked at my watch. It was 4:32 exactly. Then I heard what sounded like distant firecrackers. My first thought was that some local Bedouins were celebrating the Muslim holiday of Ramadan, which was then in progress. In Luxor, Egypt, our last stop, they had celebrated by firing off a cannon. Suddenly, I noticed little splashes in the water beside the rubber raft. Somebody was shooting at the children …

As I ran I shouted for everyone to lie down on the floor because we were under fire. Mrs. Shearer ran with me to the tail and we watched our small sons dog-paddling very slowly toward the hatch, just their heads above water, towing the raft for cover between themselves and the bullets…

By now machine-gun and automatic-weapons fire was hitting the plane, I don’t know how long we stood there screaming at the children to hurry—it felt like eons…

The ambush lasted 30 to 40 minutes, and only the cowardice of our attackers saved our lives. If they had come closer instead of hiding behind a knoll three quarters of a mile away, I am certain we would all have been killed.

After a while we saw the upholstery was smoldering from a tracer bullet. I knew gas must be leaking everywhere. I could either stand up to start the engines and maybe get shot, or I could stay on the floor and maybe get us all burned alive. When I got up to go to the pilot’s compartment to throw some switches so we could get out of there, there was another burst of fire and I felt a blow in the right side. The bullet entered just below my ribs and it spun me around and threw me about six feet. I fell down backward. When Mrs. Shearer heard me grunt that I’d been hit, she raised her head to look at me. Just then a bullet hit her right arm, exactly where her head had been. She clawed a big chunk of metal out with her fingernails but there were two more pieces she couldn’t reach. I was dazed for a moment but she gave me a towel and then, somehow, lying on her back, she lifted the seat up so I could reach under and connect the batteries. Then I went forward to the cockpit to throw the switches."

The Saudi Arabian government never accepted responsibility for the ambush, for the Kendall’s injuries, or for the property lost.

More than 50 years on, the ambushed flying yacht (what is left of it) is still where the Kendalls were forced to abandon it.



















Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Wasabi the J posted:

I worked hotel/casino security and unattended minor calls are depressingly frequent.

gently caress, you just reminded me of one time I was in a casino that had a "Kids Zone" or something like that. A big arcade for the kids to play in, you know?
They had hourly rates set for kids all the way down to 6 weeks old. :stare:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Nckdictator posted:

What happens when someone decides to convert WW2 surplus planes into flying yachts?

http://www.messynessychic.com/2014/04/24/all-aboard-the-flying-yacht-circa-1950/






















This actually seems like a really awesome idea that could make somebody a lot of money if it were put into motion today.

I wonder if you could modify an actual yacht for aerial flight.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Nckdictator posted:

What happens when someone decides to convert WW2 surplus planes into flying yachts?

http://www.messynessychic.com/2014/04/24/all-aboard-the-flying-yacht-circa-1950/

What a fascinating story. How the gently caress did they all (?) manage to get out of that alive :stare:

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Mak0rz posted:

What a fascinating story. How the gently caress did they all (?) manage to get out of that alive :stare:

I left some out. Here's what happend next!

quote:

"I ordered everybody out through the pilot’s hatch and they made for the shore 100 yards away. The water was only five feet deep. There was oil and gasoline all around us. We had 900 gallons of fuel and it was pouring out of the perforated tanks and splashing off the wings like a heavy rain off a roof. I still don’t know why we didn’t go up in flames. David Lees helped me wade ashore. Stephen kept saying, ‘I love you, Mother’, and Mrs. Shearer kept saying, ‘I love you, Steve.’

When I reached the beach I lay down, lightheaded and really feeling the pain. Everyone was standing around barefooted, dripping wet, and smeared with oil and blood from the mirror cuts and our wounds. We were all in bathing suits except my wife and Susan and Mrs. Shearer, who had on shorts and blouses. Stephen and I had shirts. Paul was clutching the big American flag which he grabbed when we abandoned ship. He didn’t once let it out of his sight until we got back to civilization.

Bob went back to the plane to get some first-aid supplies. After a while the others heard him in the cockpit babbling and laughing and acting strangely. When Susan and David Lees went after him, they found him giddy and half-asphyxiated from the gasoline fumes. They couldn’t make him come out. At last my wife waded and swam back to the plane. ‘Bob,’ she called, ‘I need you. It’s your mother.’ That got him to stick his head out so David could grab him and haul him ashore.

We saw our attackers for the first time when three trucks carrying 60 to 80 men came bouncing over a hill a mile away. The men were screaming barbarically and firing wildly in our direction. We all stood up and put our hands in the air. Paul waved a white T-shirt and his flag. As they approached I decided to walk forward and meet them. David Lees tried to come with me, but I told him to stay back with the group and if I got shot to see that they take cover as best they could.

Those soldiers were the fiercest looking men I have ever seen. They were Bedouin tribesmen serving in the Saudi Arabian army. Many had long matted hair and their teeth were filed. Most wore a scarecrow combination of tribal dress and khaki uniform. They were all wild-eyed and highly excited, showing their guns. A man running toward me alongside the first truck was screaming and pulling the pin on a phosphorous grenade. Two other men jumped off the first truck and all three shoved their rifles into me while the rest continued on to where my family was waiting. I was in considerable pain and could barely hold my hands up, and I had nothing but bloody bathing trunks and a sports shirt, but they frisked me. Then they stepped back apace and all three pointed their rifles at my chest. I watched their fingers, which were literally twitching on the triggers. I said, ‘American, American.’ Finally, one of them repeated the word so I knew he understood. He was about 50, bald, with crossed bandoliers on his chest and a red, checkered Bedouin skirt tied over his pants. The youngest man, about 20, had a red and white sweat rag around his forehead and a bandolier around his waist. The one with the grenade wore a G.I. uniform and a steel helmet. He had the pin out of the grenade, so he had to hold down the grenade trigger with one hand and handle his rifle with the other. I just stood there wondering which one was going to go off first.

A wild desert ride

When the trucks got to the others, Paul showed our flag and someone gave them our American passports, but this had no effect. Later we learned that most Bedouin troops are illiterate and that even the general who had ordered the attack could neither read nor write.

In 5 minutes the soldiers had used their keffiyeh headdresses to blindfold all of us except the 3 youngest children. Then they shoved us into two of the trucks and started off across the desert. We were lying on the floor under some filthy camel blankets, bouncing over the rough, rocky desert.

I was in extreme pain and felt myself going into shock. One minute I was in a rosy, relaxed glow and the next moment, I started shaking with uncontrollable chills. Miriam and Kathy were lying next to me, trying to warm me. Under Bob’s direction, 11-year old Stephen tore his shirt and used half of it to make a pad for my wound. He tied the other half around his mother’s arm, which stopped the bleeding somewhat.

I didn’t want to frighten the children, so whenever I felt a bad time coming on I said to them in a normal voice, ‘Now I am going to put on a big act to see if I can scare these fellows into taking us to a hospital right away. So when I start making a lot of noise and moaning and shaking, don’t you worry about it.’ Then I’d relax and let myself go a bit, and that helped.

After two hours’ ride we stopped at their camp, and the soldiers took everybody but me out of the trucks. They apparently figured I wasn’t worth unloading because I was going to die anyway. Finally I slipped off my blindfold and got out of the truck myself. I fainted at least five times in the process, the last time as I jumped to the ground. It then took me five minutes just to get up on my feet. The Arabs just watched to see if I was going to make it.

I walked toward the only building in the cluster of tents. No one tried to stop me. Inside, I found my family and they helped me lie down. The children put some blankets over me. We were under guard in a bare 12-by-12-foot adobe room with a dirt floor. There was a single kerosene lamp, and a chest which our guard sat on.

Men kept milling in and out to look at us, and one of them brought us a handful of small tomatoes to eat. Much later, we were fed some sickly sweet tea and rice. One Arab gave Paul a huge white floppy robe, and he stood in the corner looking like a shmoo, still holding on to his American flag. Mrs. Shearer was the only one of us who smoked, and an old Arab kept offering her cigarettes, holding them so she had to stretch her hand way out to get them. He was watching the rings on her finger.

For a time we played word games to keep the children from thinking about what the rest of us were thinking about. It was cold and windy and after a while we all huddled together on the floor and tried to stay warm.

About 1 o’clock they got us up to load us back in the trucks. They tried to take the women first, one at a time. I got in the way and protested that we would all stay together. I didn’t have to put it into words—I just looked them straight in the eye and they got the idea.

I think by this time it had occurred to them that they might have pulled a colossal blooper. When they took us back to the trucks, we feared they would drive us out into the desert, shoot us and pretend we never existed. As we were climbing aboard the trucks a man pulled Mrs. Shearer’s wedding ring off her hand.

A mile from camp we stopped at a tent where we met a man who could speak a little English. He told us we were being taken to a hospital. Half an hour later the trucks suddenly turned back to camp and we were dumped back in our adobe room. The man who spoke English told us a wireless message had come through saying that in the morning the ‘Big King’ was coming to see us.

I was in great pain during the bitter cold night. My abdomen became so swollen that twice I almost stopped breathing. At daybreak they gave us some English canned pineapple and more tea and again spoke about the ‘Big King’ who was coming. The soldiers got all dolled up in clean uniforms. Peeking through the cracks in our boarded-up window we could see a welcoming party assembled, wearing long blue robes with gold braid.

About mid-morning I was lying on the floor with my head propped against the wall, still without bandages or first aid of any kind, when the guard brought us in a soft mattress and put it on the wooden trunk. It was not for me. The ‘Big King’ came in and sat down on it. He was Prince Khalid ibn Saud, one of King Saud’s sons. He wore flowing white robes. He was tall, courteous and very quiet. With him was a Saudi Arabian Air Force officer who interrogated us in English and translated for the prince.

It became clear at once that the ambush, the attack and the treatment we had suffered were all due to the Arab’s fanatic fear of Israel. They had somehow convinced themselves that all of us, including my wife and children were Israeli commandos in disguise. Their first question was: what had happened to the jet fighters that had escorted us onto the area? Next they asked us about the battleship that had sailed in behind us, and about the Israeli troops that were massing to support our invasion.

We said we had seen no other men, planes or ships and were simply a family of American tourists. They asked why we had returned their fire if we were not Israelis, and why we had thrown our guns overboard and why we had refused to surrender.

Despite our protestations they continued asking variations of the same outlandish questions. We found out later that the interpreter was not translating correctly. He was not giving Prince Khalid the real story because he did not want the Saudi army to be shown up as cowards and drat fools. I asked for a doctor and lifted my shirt so the air force officer who was interpreting could see my wound, but when they left I realized he had not told the prince anything about it. The prince was sitting on the other side and could not see for himself.

Prince Khalid and his retinue went off to inspect our airplane. After he left ,he had a soldier bring us a canteen of his private water. It was delicately scented with rosemary.

That afternoon, soldiers blindfolded us again, put us back in the trucks and hauled us two hours across the desert, right back to where the airplane was.

The prince had set up camp near the plane and we were taken to a tent of our own that looked like a stage prop from The Desert Song. It was striped in brilliant colors and it had padding and oriental carpets on the floor. During the afternoon, the soldiers brought up a few of our clothes which they had salvaged from the plane and spread them on the ground to dry.

We couldn’t believe our eyes when an American stuck his head in our tent and said, ‘Hi.’ He told us he was a Saudi Arabian Airlines pilot who had flown the prince down. This American pilot had been trying to get a chance to speak to us all day. He told us that the king was embarrassed and wanted to hush up the whole incident.

Soon the soldiers found the pilot talking to us and insisted he leave our tent. He gave us some vitamin C tablets which was all the help he could offer. Later we heard him arguing with the prince, trying to get permission to fly us out right away.

In the evening they turned on electric lights powered by a portable generator and fed us one great bowl of lamb and rice which we ate Bedouin style with our fingers. After nightfall there was a good deal of activity because during Ramadan the Moslems fast all day and then have a big feast after dark.

Our American friend had advised us to leave the lights burning in our tent, and all night long Bedouins came wandering in and out and peered at us through slits in the canvas. One of the officials who had visited us with the prince that morning said to me, ‘How come you got hurt? You weren’t hurt this morning.’

The prince slept most of Friday and we didn’t see him until the afternoon. In mid-morning a soldier brought us the first-aid kit from the airplane, but the bandages were soaked with sea water. The only thing usable was some weak antiseptic which we used to wipe off our wounds.

In mid-afternoon a plane arrived from Tabuk with an Egyptian doctor, and anaesthetist and complete field operating equipment. They had come prepared to do an abdominal operation in a Bedouin tent with sand blowing all over everything.

But after giving me a cursory examination the doctor said that since I was still alive, it was unlikely that I had a bullet in me. He painted my side with Merthiolate, slapped a bandage on, gave me a shot of penicillin and told me I was ready to travel.

With the American pilot’s assistance I hobbled down to the prince’s tent, with some reluctance, to thank him for his hospitality. I shook his hand with my left hand as I normally do, because my right hand was injured in an accident years ago. Afterward the pilot told me I had given the prince a terrible insult because Arabs use their left hand only for toilet purposes.

At 7:30 we landed at Jiddah. Two limousines pulled right up to the airport ramp and whisked us away to the Kandara Palace Hotel nearby. We were held in seclusion at the hotel for five more hours of interrogation. All during that time we were denied the opportunity to make any telephone calls. The major interrogating us threatened to hold us there incommunicado ‘until such time as you have given us all the information we want.’ I finally got so furious that I refused to say another word.

Things were at a stalemate when suddenly, about midnight, U.S. Ambassador Donald Heath, his wife and several members of the embassy staff walked into our room accompanied by a high official of the Saudi Arabian Foreign Ministry, Sayyis Omar Sakkaf. Ambassador Heath routed his excellency out of a big end-of-Ramadan ball in order to force his way in to see us.

In the ambassador’s presence we told the full story of what happened to us. Then Mrs. Shearer and I were taken to the hospital for x-rays. The doctor’s report on me was a masterpiece of evasion: ‘One opaque F.B. [Foreign Body] of metallic density is seen in the abdomen at the lower pole of the right kidney at the level of the upper margin of the third lumbar vertebrae. Its shape resembles a bullet.’

We remained in Jiddah at the hotel for three weeks, recuperating from our experience, giving details of our story to the American officials and presenting our claims to the Saudi government. While we were there we were told that the officer in charge of the troops which ambushed us had already been court-martialled and beheaded, and that the soldiers who had stolen jewelry, furs and other valuables from the plane would have their hands cut off.

I don’t know about all that. All I know is that when Ambassador Heath fired off a strong protest to the Saudi Arabian government he got back a fast answer: the government refused to accept any responsibility for the ambush, for our injuries, or for the property we lost. As far as Saudi Arabia was concerned, the incident was at an end."

I like how the Saudi's refuse to apologize but behead the soldiers anyways.

(Lots more info and pictures here http://www.vintagewings.ca/VintageNews/Stories/tabid/116/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/424/Sweet-Dreams-and-Nightmares.aspx )





This picture was taken a few hours before the attack



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Buh
May 17, 2008

Phyzzle posted:

Also, I remember people were unnerved by how the parents acted afterwards. A bit too much smiling and waving at the cameras? I think the same effect happened with Amanda Knox, whose behavior didn't seem quite right to the Italian cops after she was informed her roommate was murdered. Probably because she was rolling on Ecstasy. In that case, they more or less convicted her on a hunch.

This happened with Lindy Chamberlain, as in 'a dingo stole my baby'.
People just got on a witchhunt about her not grieving on TV in a way that they deemed appropriate. Also for some reason I can never fathom everyone acted like it was a crazy sci fi scenario that a dingo would take a baby (it's a predatory wild animal that easily has the strength to do so, what's not to get).

Then in 1999, after Chamberlain had been released from her false imprisonment and pardoned, dingos indisputably killed another kid and everyone sort of quietly pretended they'd never scoffed at it.

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





Great ad for whoever made those tyres.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Great ad for the whole thing really, it was stuffed full of fuel, riddled with bullets then left to rot on beach for 60 years. And it's all still there pretty much. Wonder how long an F35 would survive those conditions? :v:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Pharnakes posted:

Great ad for the whole thing really, it was stuffed full of fuel, riddled with bullets then left to rot on beach for 60 years. And it's all still there pretty much. Wonder how long an F35 would survive those conditions? :v:

Never mind the F-35, the Navy's Littoral Combat Ship would have probably disintegrated within a decade or two

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Never mind the F-35, the Navy's Littoral Combat Ship would have probably disintegrated within a decade or two

It was literally disintegrating at the docks where it was built.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Wasabi the J posted:

It was littorally disintegrating at the docks where it was built.

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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Not scary or unnerving but certainly odd.

http://www.meforum.org/45/fdr-addresses-the-arabs

quote:

In 1798, soon after landing in Egypt, Napoleon Bonaparte issued a remarkable document in Arabic in which he informed the Egyptians that he hard arrived to "restore your rights from the hand of the [Muslim ruling] oppressors" and called on them to remain neutral in the contest ahead, threatening them with dire punishment should they disobey his orders.1

In an unlikely and obscure echo of Napoleon's famed appeal, President Franklin Roosevelt in October 1942 issued a similar proclamation in the Arabic language, this one ostensibly addressed to the entire Muslim world, but to North Africans in particular.2 October 1942 was the moment when British forces stopped Hitler's Afrika Korps at El Alamein; for the first time in two years, the Allies felt confident that they would keep the Germans out of the Middle East, and they sought to take advantage of this change in fortune to win Muslim favor. Roosevelt's appeal was part of this effort.

" Praise be unto the only God. In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful. O ye Moslems. O ye beloved sons of the Maghreb. May the blessing of God be upon you.

This is a great day for you and us, for all the sons of Adam who love freedom. Our numbers are as the leaves on the forest tress and as the grains of sand in the sea.

Behold. We the American Holy Warriors have arrived. We have come here to fight the great Jihad of Freedom.

We have come to set you free. We have sailed across the great sea in many ships, on many beaches we are landing, and our fighters swarm across the sands and into the city streets, and into the wide country sides, and along the highways.

Light fires on the hilltops; shout from your housetops, and from the high places, and say the sound of the drum be heard in the land, and the ululation of the women, and the voices even of small children.

Assemble along the highways to welcome your brothers.

We have come to set you free.

Speak with our fighting men and you will find them pleasing to the eye and gladdening to the heart. We are not as some other Christians whom ye have known, and who trample you under foot. Our soldiers consider you as their brothers, for we have been reared in the way of free men. Our soldiers have been told about your country and about their Moslem brothers and they will treat you with respect and with a friendly spirit in the eyes of God.

Look in their eyes and smiling faces, for they are Holy Warriors happy in their holy work. Greet us therefore as brothers as we will greet you, and help us.

If we are thirsty, show us the way to water. If we lose our way, lead us back to our camping places. Show us the paths over the mountains if need be, and if you see our enemies, the Germans or Italians, making trouble for us, kill them with knives or with stones or with any other weapon that you may have set your hands upon.

Help us as we have come to help you, and rich will be the reward unto us all who love justice and righteousness and freedom.

Pray for our success in battle, and help us, and God will help us both.

Lo, the day of freedom hath come.

May God grant his blessing upon you and upon us.

- Roosevelt"

If the text of the appeal sounds more like the Qur'an than FDR's fireside chats ("Our numbers are as the leaves on the forest trees," "say the sound of the drum be heard in the land"), this is no accident. The text was written at the president's request by two Americans in Morocco attached to the Office of Strategic Services (OSS), Gordon H. Brown and Carleton Coon (the famed anthropologist), then it underwent an unexpected permutation. After Brown and Coon had written the order in English, they gave it to one of their spies, an Arab code-named Pinkeye, and he began to read it aloud in the manner of a holy man reading the Koran. Struck by the lyricism that crept into the text as he declaimed it, the agents decided to use not their own text, but a revision based on Pinkeye's rendition.

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