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TFR discusses a gun which launches soda/beer cans.Atmus posted:I have a whole bunch of Pepsi cans I filled with lead, but I don't think that would be a good idea. mng posted:The important bit is, why did you fill cans with lead? canyoneer posted:Because I felt threatened, OK? PCOS Bill is a forums treasure.
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Tweet Me Balls posted:*In an alternate universe set in deceptively modern times, an American scientist sews together a pair of twins without anesthetic, the sounds of his sobs only exceeded by the pained screams of his twisted patients*
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Oh my god... did he just try to rhyme 'breath' with 'health'? acephalousuniverse posted:It's called slant rhyme motherfucker Dissapointed Owl posted:Wow, they're called haikus you racist
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 10:06 |
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Wulfolme posted:watching A Bug's Life off of a dvd(!!!) on an original blue iMac at my dad's office equipment sales office one evening with my sister was a religious experience for me Smythe posted:getting sucked off by big boob jessica behind the props shed was a religious experience for me. fag Smythe posted:sorry for the derail, and *looks at boss* the delay in the meeting, we'll get back to the agenda in a minute but, *locks eyes with the quoted poster* if a little underweight, low IQ, kyke untermench human being bitch like me can get his dick sucked to sputtering climax by a big titty high school whore, can you loving fathom what kind of loser 'has a religious experience' watching some derivative garbage in some adjunct office to his dads office? does your dad even have a corner office? extremely sad, your small cock, fail life, and poor father. christ smythe is a better poster than any of us can hope to be
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 12:01 |
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There was a post from SA a while ago that was ridiculously hilarious and had to do getting your cat in shape. It involved throwing it in a tiny cage, spinning it around by its tail, and said something about a cat with amazing glutes. It was goddamned amazing and I thought I saved it but I dunno where it is now. Any ideas?
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aherdofpenguins posted:There was a post from SA a while ago that was ridiculously hilarious and had to do getting your cat in shape. It involved throwing it in a tiny cage, spinning it around by its tail, and said something about a cat with amazing glutes. It was goddamned amazing and I thought I saved it but I dunno where it is now. Any ideas?
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 14:11 |
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There was a small story involving the heinous performance of some Warplane the Canadians have, and it had this as an explanation as to what the Russians they were tracking were doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM Can anyone find it?
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 14:22 |
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WarpedNaba posted:There was a small story involving the heinous performance of some Warplane the Canadians have, and it had this as an explanation as to what the Russians they were tracking were doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM The explanation was Brock and Hunter's dislike of a stripper's breasts?
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WarpedNaba posted:There was a small story involving the heinous performance of some Warplane the Canadians have, and it had this as an explanation as to what the Russians they were tracking were doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM Major Laurier had picked the wrong day to change meth dealers. The sharp pounding in his head had started just as the scramble alert came on. A Russian Tupolev Tu-95 bomber had blatantly violated Canada's northern sovereignity and was headed for the strategic city of Yellowknife. It was up to his squadron, No. 420 Harper's Harriers to show those Slav bastards what-for with their state-of-the-art C-35 war machines... and peacefully escort them out of Canada's airspace. Now, he was alone. Captain Fraiser's C-35 had flown through a cloud and the moisture had torn its skin from its fuselage. The rookie, Lieutenant Dorian, had attempted a gentle banked turn and the strain on his engine was too great. His plane exploded in a hail of fire, cheap steel and packing peanuts. He didn't even have time to scream. loving hotshot, thought the Major. The Tupolev was zooming southeast at a blistering Mach 0.3 but he was slowly closing in on his prey. He had already dropped his external fuel tanks, all four of his bullets and his missile to stay airborne, and the airframe was shuddering like his Chevy Cavalier on the Trans-Canada Highway. The radar app had crashed an hour ago and OnStar was useless. No, I don't want to find a loving gas station, I'm trying to intercept a warplane! Nonetheless, he had followed the contrails left by the bomber in the northern sky. He knew he was close. And then there! On the edge of his horizon, a vast twenty miles away, were the Russians. He clenched his jaw and punched up the afterburners. The plane kicked and lurched like a mechanical bull with half the gears broken. He set course to ram his plane into the hulking turboprop. I knew I wasn't coming back from this mission, he thought. I'm a C-35 pilot. We don't come back. But at least I'll take these assholes with me. His squadron's motto, gently caress EVERYONE AND PISS ON THEIR ASHES, rang in his ears as his HUD flashed a 404 error. Meanwhile, on the Russian plane... The Major was five miles from the bomber when he heard a new and unfamiliar bang. He tried in vain to look behind him, but from the corner of his eye, he could see a great crack forming on his left wing. He knew at once what it meant. The epoxy that kept the plane together was never meant for such extreme temperatures. His plane was literally coming apart at the seams. How he wished he was in an Avro Arrow now. With a sickening CRRRACK the wing tore itself free from the plane and the C-35 went into a death spin. The Tupolev continued on, oblivious. Amidst the alarms, klaxons and spontaneous fire, Frasier bit his lip and thought of Maverick. Then suddenly he remembered his training. One of the Powerpoint slides had mentioned that the ejection seat was NOT made by Lockheed, but by a British company! Hope sprung in his breast; perhaps he might survive this ordeal, and achieve his dream of becoming a cyberathelete! In desperation he lunged at the ejector handle. The seat roared upward into the void and while the canopy didn't deploy, it didn't matter; the cheap glass was shattered easily by his hundred thousand dollar helmet. The Major breathed a sigh of relief as the chute deployed and slowed his descent. He took one last glance at his plane, which plummeted like a meteor into the ground and exploded. It was a bittersweet sight. At the very least, he thought, he had saved half a billion dollars from the clutches of the poor, the needy, the nonwhite and Quebec. The thought made him smile. The ejector seat landed with a soft thud on a river bank, narrowly missing some pine trees. He looked around at the bright sky, the green grass and river teeming with fish. This unfamiliar hellscape sent chills of fear down his spine. If I liked the outdoors, he thought, I would've joined in the army. Thus began Major Laurier's desperate bid for survival in the harsh subarctic summer, where temperatures could drop to nearly below freezing. In the distance, a beaver roared.
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Sizone posted:Oh, that's right. I forgot that ignore list usage is one of those gbs retard wedge issues. Like how there are human beings who think mutilating a child's genitals for cosmetic reasons is stupid and there are abhorrent monsters who think it's o.k. or even preferable. And like how there are human beings who tip for food service because they realize that it's a weird industry where it's an unfortunately accepted societal norm that workers in that industry are paid poo poo wages and there's a base assumption, in fact, an almost contractual understanding that their wages will be subsidized by tips and there are abhorrent monsters who don't tip. So too, there are human beings who put rapman the cook on their ignore list as he is, pretty much inarguably, the worst poster on the forums while we patiently wait for him to be permabanned and then there are scrub tier abhorrent monsters who scroll through his garbage posts while they wait for him to be permabanned rather than utilize a feature of the forums that does that scrolling for them, automatically, every time he shits onto a keyboard.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 15:48 |
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raditts posted:America is so full of haters that they forcibly imported thousands of people just to have people to hate on for generations to come
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 21:54 |
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Posted by Trochanter, in the now-closed F-35 thread. Also from Trochanter, in that same thread: Trochanter posted:I'll give it a shot: Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 22:36 on Feb 6, 2015 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Sounds like you pretty much described it. I think we all get the gist. Great! So that probably means someone will know what I'm talking about and post the whole thing, because it's really funny.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 14:47 |
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One of my favorites from the forums.quote:Etherwind posted:
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 18:22 |
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Can someone post that GiP quote about them destroying donated books with their butt cheeks or whatever that was.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 18:46 |
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Ruddha posted:porn for men is cool, because overall it's wanting to see a woman's naked boobs and her butt, but women like things like twilight and fifteen shades of gray, because they like to imagine having sex with monsters
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 19:34 |
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Does anyone have the "just loving gently caress me" quote? I'm pretty sure it was from here.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 00:43 |
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Craigslist, actually. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 01:11 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:One of my favorites from the forums. People always get mad when these funny RPG stories get posted in the quotes threads but gently caress those people. That story is hilarious
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ravenkult posted:Can someone post that GiP quote about them destroying donated books with their butt cheeks or whatever that was. some closeted jarhead posted:I have a good story: the day me and my platoon destroyed an entire shipment of books for no good reason. This all happened back on my float. (Marine terminology for MEU deployment)
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Anyone got the one about the aircraft carrier going through a bad North Atlantic storm and everyone puking their guts out for like a day straight. Puke on the ceiling and poo poo.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 02:56 |
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Met posted:
JiimyPopAli posted:It has nothing to do with women drivers....it was a bad tranny.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 03:40 |
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Was this something to do with a bad transmission?
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 05:12 |
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WarpedNaba posted:Was this something to do with a bad transmission? Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 05:26 |
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Does anyone remember the post where a goon goes over advice for how best to please a woman, and it gradually turns into a deadpan soul-stealing ritual with chanting? Super old but it had me in stitches.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 06:27 |
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sky shark posted:Mushroom cloud in Ukraine safetyStanddown posted:time for another humanitarian convoy ded posted:i never knew that medicine and food could make such a large explosion
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The Warszawa posted:the thing I love about modern country music is remember when rap's focus on objectifying women and conspicuous consumption was indicative of social pathologies in the black community?
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Stephen King Drinking Game
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 01:40 |
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 04:54 |
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Sounds like a man who's quickly about to run out of kids.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:22 |
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TFR is all about Harm Reduction
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:25 |
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WarpedNaba posted:Sounds like a man who's quickly about to run out of kids. TFR and GiP are hugely insular communities who by and large are responsible members of society and occasionally a completely wingnut will pop in and frequent the forum for a few months before getting banned or run out. See - Caro (probably dead somewhere in Syria) - Grover (turned out he was a civilian employee and tried to say his a-13 rank was 1:1 equivalent to the military rank) - that TCC poster trying to buy a gun (who was in the midst of a insane drug binge, talked about needing to protect himself, then said "lol i got one from a friend n/m") - That kid who asked for shotgun ammo advice then killed his friend - tons of GiP posters who got hilariously outed as liars, including one who was banging a tranny camgirl also, you can watch some long time GiP posters slowly lose their minds as the life of a soldier burns out their brain.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:30 |
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I've never been involved in the military outside of my estranged uncle who claims he'd have made it into NZSAS if he hadn't busted his knee (pfffft right), so I don't really frequent GIP much. Kinda would like to though.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:36 |
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pentyne posted:- That kid who asked for shotgun ammo advice then killed his friend It wasn't a friend, it was some random people walking by who may or may not have been messing with his pumpkins.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 05:41 |
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How did it come out he murdered them?
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 06:14 |
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Das Boo posted:How did it come out he murdered them? quote:In 2005, William Freund sought advice in the Something Awful gun subforum about purchasing Hevi-Shot brand ammunition[22] several days before embarking on a "shooting rampage", in which he killed two people before committing suicide. Freund had stated in the thread, which was closed before the killing spree, along with his ability to post comments being revoked, that he intended to use the ammunition to defend his Halloween pumpkins from vandals.[23][24]
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 06:23 |
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Defending his pumpkins with a shotgun loving hell
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 06:31 |
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Das Boo posted:How did it come out he murdered them? fosborb has a new favorite as of 06:35 on Feb 10, 2015 |
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Acne Rain posted:Defending his pumpkins with a shotgun
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