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After The War posted:And she's on DRUGS! I'll just balance the pep pulls out with some of these sleeping pills!
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Facepalm Ranger posted:I'll just balance the pep pulls out with some of these sleeping pills! Extended warranty? How can I lose? 
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Mira posted:Extended warranty? How can I lose? 
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Rich Uncle Chet, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Rich Uncle Chet, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement. Boardroom Jimmy with 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like... love!
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Boardroom Jimmy with 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like... love! We can have all the things we always dreamed of: a snooty butler, carpeted carports, those blue cupcakes they sell sometimes...
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:blue cupcakes Oh. It's raining again. 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:We can have all the things we always dreamed of: a snooty butler, carpeted carports, those blue cupcakes they sell sometimes... Or double ply windows!  They look just like regular windows, but ..they'll save 4% on our heating bill 
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Feb 12, 2015 21:03
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CatchrNdRy posted:Or double ply windows! Lousy cheap weatherstripping! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Lousy cheap weatherstripping! If you really want to protect your family, I recommend sealing every door and window with bulletproof Lucite.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:If you really want to protect your family, I recommend sealing every door and window with bulletproof Lucite. Wouldn't we suffocate?
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Applewhite posted:Wouldn't we suffocate? Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. Don't worry, Jerusalem, it just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University. 
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TMMadman posted:Don't worry, Jerusalem, it just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University. I really like my vest.
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TMMadman posted:Don't worry, Jerusalem, it just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University. In the case of TMMadman's test scores, we would need an international airport. ...TVIV could use an international airport.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:If you really want to protect your family, I recommend sealing every door and window with bulletproof Lucite. I was born a snake-handler, and I'll die a snake-handler. 
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Facepalm Ranger posted:And the ice scraper and road maps?! Look, question lady, this job is not what I really do, okay? I play keyboards.
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Martytoof posted:Look, question lady, this job is not what I really do, okay? I play keyboards. Or if you ever want to just jam, I used to play bass for The Pretenders. 
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. And the
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IMJack posted:Or if you ever want to just jam, I used to play bass for The Pretenders. Hello, IMJack? You are a stupidhead
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Writer Cath posted:Soon I will kill you. Why should I kill my family?
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Mister Kingdom posted:Why should I kill my family? It'd make you happy like me and all the other goons.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I was born a snake-handler, and I'll die a snake-handler. Now where's my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn?
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Get my conversation hat, and my bucket of war rocks!
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You have selected REGICIDE! If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1 now!
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Spectacle Rock posted:Get my conversation hat, and my bucket of war rocks! Spectacle Rock. Get me your address book, four beers, and my conversation hat.
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TMMadman posted:Spectacle Rock. Get me your address book, four beers, and my conversation hat. TMMadman, that hat's been with the forums twenty years - it had one day left to retirement!
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Feb 13, 2015 05:34
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I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic. I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt!
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Enough! We have reached the scientific limit of what anal probing can teach us about your species.
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Murphy; you are a smurf... uncontrollably, I think...
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TMMadman, you old honey dripper!
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Jerusalem posted:Enough! We have reached the scientific limit of what anal probing can teach us about your species. Oh, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
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Jerusalem posted:It'd make you happy like me and all the other goons. I'm sooo happy, darling.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Oh, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again. I wish I could believe that this time. 
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CatchrNdRy posted:I'm sooo happy, darling. Although my facade is unchanged, I assure you that underneath, my heart is breaking.
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