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sirtommygunn posted:Watt talking about how in all his years of wilderness survival, there has only been one beast to escape him. After several panels of talking about his rival, "That creature, whom I only know as..." "The Sasquatch!" (Andrew Luck steps out of the shadows) A beast that escaped Watt? It's Romo
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No Safe Word posted:A beast that escaped Watt? It's Romo Romo throws handfuls of towels in the air. Watt shreds them to pieces with his teeth while Romo runs and hides inside a tree.
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No Safe Word posted:A beast that escaped Watt? It's Romo Watt's Texans have only beaten Luck's Colts once, in Luck's first season, in Houston, never in Indy. Ever  http://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl/houston-texans/teamvsteam?opp=14 A decade of spectacular failure.
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Chichevache posted:Watt's Texans have only beaten Luck's Colts once, in Luck's first season, in Houston, never in Indy. Which one was Rosencopter?
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Watt's role with the texans should be to not just sack opposing QBs but capture them and run off the field with one over his shoulder. Where they can assimilate him in the locker room and then on the next series he comes out playing for the texans. Actually that works even better as the entire premise for watt going into the wilderness. To hunt down a QB. Watt storms into the texans war room and tears down draft board and trade options and slams a Bowie knife into the boardroom table... 'gently caress your draft. And gently caress your trades. Give me two months out there.... I'll catch you a damned quarterback.' *puffs cigar*
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nrr posted:Watt's role with the texans should be to not just sack opposing QBs but capture them and run off the field with one over his shoulder. Where they can assimilate him in the locker room and then on the next series he comes out playing for the texans. Yeah, that'd be a pretty epic comic. Where ya at, TB!?!?
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Feb 13, 2015 01:00
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Chichevache posted:Watt's Texans have only beaten Luck's Colts once, in Luck's first season, in Houston, never in Indy. I remember in the Curtis Painter year when the Colts were garbage, seeing the Texans game in Indy late season and thinking "That's their first win" I think it ended up being their second.
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Texans got screwed being in the same division as the Manning Colts for a decade. It would take years for them to even sniff .500 at this rate. I think only the Buccaneers are near that range when it comes to lopsided divisional loses.
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Febreeze posted:I remember in the Curtis Painter year when the Colts were garbage, seeing the Texans game in Indy late season and thinking "That's their first win" They beat the Titans (by two touchdowns!) the week prior.
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Bort Bortles posted:Which one was Rosencopter? Rosencopter was in Houston, not Indy. 2008 I believe. It also remains one of the funniest games ever.
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Imagine if Clowney could play. IMAGINE.
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Gatts posted:Imagine if Clowney could play. IMAGINE. This is the sports forum, you want creative convention
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Febreeze posted:Was thinking he'd get more and more feral as the comics go on then before training camp his teammates go hunting for him and he's gone completely nuts Watt by the campfire, eating ribs, talking to unseen "Wilson" on the other side of the fire a la Castaway but without getting a response talking about best way to sack a qb when to contain, when to rush did he ever go to State St. Brats last frame pans over to Russell Wilson's ripped off head on a stick
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Febreeze posted:This is the sports forum, you want creative convention JJ Watt Super Scientist Adventurer and his "Bodyguard" J. Clowney as they go exploring the world classic serialized comics style akin to Indy Jones.
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frightened girl in a tent at night talking into camera about how they haven't seen Aaron in two days faint call for help from outside girl grabs camera and runs out, past small hanging QB dolls towards busted out cabin cabin full of bloody smears of #99 on the wall goes into basement, sees Aaron Rodgers has been sacked completely into a wall last frame is of camera dropping while Watt sacks her sideways
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Abugadu posted:frightened girl in a tent at night talking into camera about how they haven't seen Aaron in two days lmao someone do this please
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Abugadu posted:frightened girl in a tent at night talking into camera about how they haven't seen Aaron in two days "WERE YOU TAKING A SELFIE?! YOU WERE TAKING A SELFIE, WEREN'T YOU?! WRAAAGHAAAGHAAAGHAAAGH!"
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Probably Magic posted:"WERE YOU TAKING A SELFIE?! YOU WERE TAKING A SELFIE, WEREN'T YOU?! WRAAAGHAAAGHAAAGHAAAGH!"
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Febreeze posted:I remember in the Curtis Painter year when the Colts were garbage, seeing the Texans game in Indy late season and thinking "That's their first win" I was there. Dangerous Dan Orlovsky's finest moment.
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JaysonAych posted:I was there. Dangerous Dan Orlovsky's finest moment. His acting was superb considering he was able to convince the refs to let them march down the field on a carpet of yellow flags.
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Febreeze posted:In this comic Swickles looks at a vagina 
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You won a super bowl last year
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Feb 13, 2015 15:15
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NFL Valentines are back! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2015/02/nfl-valentines-for-that-special-someone.html
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Febreeze posted:NFL Valentines are back!  yessssssss
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ZenVulgarity posted:
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Because lord knows he's tried.
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Chichevache posted:Watt's Texans have only beaten Luck's Colts once, in Luck's first season, in Houston, never in Indy. Trigger warning for god's sake
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Chichevache posted:Watt's Texans have only beaten Luck's Colts once, in Luck's first season, in Houston, never in Indy. Oh I'm fully aware, I just thought the image of Romo individually beating Watt was more relevant. One of the few Texans games I've attended in person was the first time we actually beat the Colts ever (the 10th time's the charm!). Ron Dayne will forever hold a place in my heart for that day.
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Febreeze posted:NFL Valentines are back! God, I love these. 
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Silly Burrito posted:God, I love these. I just printed out the Ray Rice one and glued it to some pink card stock to give to my wife tomorrow.
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JaysonAych posted:I was there. Dangerous Dan Orlovsky's finest moment. *ahem* 
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SBNation dropping truths
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Happy Valentines Day TFF http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/happy-valentines-day-2/
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Spoeank posted:SBNation dropping truths oh my god
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starting to change my opinion about valentines day
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Azhais posted:The NFL's official twitter sent this out: I am in love with this
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Cease and desist letter hitting NFL headquarter from Katy Perry Inc. in 3.2.1....... Does the NFL get a blanket release from infringement from the halftime show agreement?
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Chichevache posted:The Bear av works for Chicago fans. Speaking of, if someone would be willing to get that bear's face in avatar size, I'd totally buy it. Not sure of the text though.
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He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
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