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Have dick pics ever worked for any guy ever? "Ooo my goodness that IS a lovely penis and I must admit I am intrigued where I wasn't before. I WAS scheduled to speak before the American heart association this Friday after the children's hospital charity fundraiser, where I am a pediatric neurologist but PERHAPS you can fit me in? Between your other sex women? You can? Splendid!!"
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naem posted:Have dick pics ever worked for any guy ever? I sent one once to a girl, but it was after a few days and she make a bunch of "jokes" about wanting to see a dick pic. It ended up not working out but IDK I don't think it was the thing that caused the problem.
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Feb 14, 2015 00:54
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naem posted:Have dick pics ever worked for any guy ever? the more nuts a woman is, the better chance of wetting it up as a result of your dick pic thats my dick pic story, thank you
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Feb 14, 2015 01:10
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if you haven't hosed around with perspective when taking a dilz pic and sent it to your target of choice then idkwts
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Feb 14, 2015 01:17
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opus111 posted:if you haven't hosed around with perspective when taking a dilz pic and sent it to your target of choice then idkwts i like to take extreme close ups of my dick head and say its new photos from the mars surface
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subhuman filth posted:yeah loving lame generation setting up dates where you end up sitting on a bed together drinking. That's not a date that's a hookup, you're really dumb Chomp8645 posted:I can't believe this lame gay generation just goes straight to what they enjoy instead of first going through a pointless song and dance that nobody wants! Actually girls want to be romanced and made to feel important, actually everyone does. Inviting someone over so you can watch a lovely show or have sex isn't a date or interesting at all to most women since they can do that anytime. Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:There are like 20 posters on all of SA that aren't Gen Y so I guess l-o-l at any burn someone makes trying to pretend they're not completely interchangeable with their target. Try leaving GBS sometime retard, lol edit: or your house, lmao
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Feb 14, 2015 01:57
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epic ownage
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Feb 14, 2015 01:58
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I never leave GBS. whether I'm queuing up at the bank, buying a pastry, framing a dick pick, it's always there on my iphone.
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opus111 posted:I never leave GBS. whether I'm queuing up at the bank, buying a pastry, framing a dick pick, it's always there on my iphone. its a lot like purgatory tbh
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Feb 14, 2015 02:05
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Has anyone tried plentyoffish?
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ThePriceIsRight posted:Has anyone tried plentyoffish? as a matter of fact yes and within 30 seconds I found this quote:I'm a Juggalo so I'm very open minded. I'm kind, caring, loving, and knows how to treat a good man. I'm very outspoken and I cuss like a sailor. I smoke marijuana and if you have something against it maybe you should do some research. I have always been independent so I'm not looking for a man to take care of me. To be honest I just need someone that will love me as much as I do and that can be my best friend and partner. I'm skilled in several different trades. I'm very intelligent. I'm the kind of person that tries to see the good in people until they prove otherwise. I'm a Scorpio born in a Dragon Year. If you wanna know anything else just ask. I'm extremely honest. So much so that at times I am so blunt that you could smoke my truth. I am definitely not looking to rush into anything. I am looking to meet someone I share common interests with that i can get to know and hang out with. Maybe drink some beer blow a little smoke together. "I was raised to hustle like a man because I was told never to depend on one." it came with an inverse myspace angle of her wearing a bandana and face paint while aiming an ar-15 at her phone Manawski fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Feb 14, 2015 |
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Feb 14, 2015 02:39
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Manawski posted:I'm extremely honest. So much so that at times I am so blunt that you could smoke my truth.  I've never seen any juggalos in Ontario but if I ever do I'm finding out what juggalo pussy tastes like
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Feb 14, 2015 02:52
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http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com/
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Feb 14, 2015 04:42
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:That's not a date that's a hookup, you're really dumb its very rare to see someone get owned this hard; take note, all.
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Feb 14, 2015 04:55
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opus111 posted:if you haven't hosed around with perspective when taking a dilz pic and sent it to your target of choice then idkwts Mydickspace
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subhuman filth posted:its very rare to see someone get owned this hard; take note, all. Actually 3 of us were owned, hard, in one mere post.
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Feb 14, 2015 06:07
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ThePriceIsRight posted:
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Feb 14, 2015 06:13
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ArbitraryC posted:"A 19 year-old showing his abs meets just under 1.4 women for every women he reaches out to, meaning that not only are females responding to his messages, but many are actually contacting him first." I saw that, and I believed it for a while, but in hindsight, I don't think they researched it right. They compared shirtless guys to all guys.... not just guys who were comparably attractive but without shirtless pics.
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Feb 14, 2015 06:29
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naem posted:Have dick pics ever worked for any guy ever? only if you're young and trying to bag some milfs. otherwise forget it.
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i can imagine a woman with low self esteem having her day brightened by a respectful dick pic. it's a vulnerable act, which displays confidence and also makes a claim of commitment (to gently caress)
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Feb 14, 2015 06:54
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Today I learned you can't send pictures through tinder messages. Which I guess is some sort of dic-pic defense.
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Feb 14, 2015 06:57
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That's what snapchat is for 
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naem posted:Have dick pics ever worked for any guy ever? I did get "That looks so good I want to rub it all over my face" one time, close enough?
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Feb 14, 2015 18:05
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staberind posted:She's ethic as gently caress. and "never does drugs": uptight hippy. That's a man. No, really. He's looking for a woman "to protect".
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Feb 14, 2015 18:51
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After about, IDK maybe 25, people should be required to put something in their profiles about their hangups or fears or something. Nothing seems more weird to me than a girl in her 30s (or anyone, really) who basically describes their life as one fantastic journey for that long after college. I almost prefer the people who telegraph their issues with "I NEED A MAN NOT A BOY" because at least I know I can relate to people who have issues.
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:After about, IDK maybe 25, people should be required to put something in their profiles about their hangups or fears or something. Nothing seems more weird to me than a girl in her 30s (or anyone, really) who basically describes their life as one fantastic journey for that long after college. I almost prefer the people who telegraph their issues with "I NEED A MAN NOT A BOY" because at least I know I can relate to people who have issues. If she seems happy, clean, blank and she's like 30 it means she has rich parents and she's been playing at being a real girl for years like a reverse Pinocchio
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naem posted:If she seems happy, clean, blank and she's like 30 it means she has rich parents and she's been playing at being a real girl for years like a reverse Pinocchio Sadly that stuff also seems to be a big indicator of having a decent body, which is something else I like. If only girls could be hot and normal-brained at the same time 
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My self-summary Alright cunts let’s do this. 1. Don’t message me first 2. Don’t message me first 3. For any reason 4. I will never reply to anyone who ignores what I’m saying and I will block them immediately without reading said message. 5. I WILL NEVER REPLY IF YOU MESSAGE ME FIRST 6. There is literally nothing you can do about this. 7. Messaging me will only serve to mildly annoy. 8. MOVE IT ALONG. 9. PLEASE AND THANK YOU. If I have messaged you though, this might be of interest. It’s my profile! Wow! What? Unheard of! These are some things I’ve done with life lately: An arts degree majoring in history and French, and I lived in France for almost a year. I spent last year studying media and now I work part time for a student production house. I take improv classes and Beyoncé dance classes. I like to read and I’m in some book clubs. I’m still figuring out what I like sexually. I’m not great at being dominant, but I want to be. Workin on it. I guess it should go without saying but I try to be constantly mindful of consent always due to its massive loving importance. I like feminism, comedy, Amy Poehler and all of the food. I’m polyamorous, although admittedly I haven’t really read into it. I’m pretty sure it’s the right term for me. Basically what I want to say is that I don’t like being monogamous, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings for people. KAY. I’m not sure what else is helpful information. I think I’m nice and quite approachable (in life, obviously not on okcupid). I will probably offer you a cup of tea and share my tim tams with you. I super don't care about sports. I am not remotely cool. You should message me if Only if I've messaged you. If I messaged you and you don’t like my profile, please don’t respond explaining why I’m wrong about things. Just don’t reply. I don’t want to argue. I’m really only interested in talking to people who like me. In the context of a DATING site I think that makes plenty of sense.
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Feb 15, 2015 02:35
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quote:KAY.
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Feb 15, 2015 02:58
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toggle posted:thats going to be one sad lonely lady No she'll have most of a decade of guys showing up pretending to date her regularly for the sex and will live in a magic mental ego bubble until she ages and transitions then into a cackling cat lady, replacing sex with food
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Feb 15, 2015 03:21
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toggle posted:thats going to be one sad lonely lady Without a picture you don't know that.
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Feb 15, 2015 03:47
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Sheep-Goats posted:Without a picture you don't know that. I'm 95% sure I can guess what she looks like just from that profile text.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Without a picture you don't know that. Homely nerdish chick #573723 with pimples on her chin, thick-rimmed glasses, and enough of a chin/manhands in her main picture to make you wonder.
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Feb 15, 2015 03:58
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ThePriceIsRight posted:
Faygo, crystal meth and Hep C
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Feb 15, 2015 07:02
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The Mentalizer posted:Faygo, crystal meth and Hep C And cum. Lots and lots of cum.
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Feb 15, 2015 07:11
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Waltzing Along posted:And cum. Lots and lots of cum. Like the secret sauce on a poo poo sandwich.
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So, there's a bi dude that's been checking me out a couple times. His profile is just screen after screen worth of text just going on and on in a stream of consciousness. Like, I start getting glassy eyed by the second paragraph. And he dates everything. Like he's been revising it constantly, but always leaving in what was there before and just putting in a new section.
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Choco1980 posted:So, there's a bi dude that's been checking me out a couple times. His profile is just screen after screen worth of text just going on and on in a stream of consciousness. Like, I start getting glassy eyed by the second paragraph. And he dates everything. Like he's been revising it constantly, but always leaving in what was there before and just putting in a new section. post it
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