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slam that whale
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 22:32 |
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I think my absolute favorite is when someone is like Favorite TV shows: "I don't have a/watch TV..." Typical Friday Night "Probably marathoning Orange is the New Black, Girls, Always Sunny, House, (insert 9 other TV shows) on Netflix!" edit forgot "while drinking wine" Do these fake hipsters not understand even if you watch TV shows on an iPad screen, you are still watching TV? I cannot believe how much I see this.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 22:48 |
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toggle posted:
SIGN ME UP
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 22:50 |
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 22:52 |
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is semen vegan?
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 23:52 |
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Ribsauce posted:I think my absolute favorite is when someone is like NO COMMERCIALS
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 23:54 |
quote:My self-summary
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 00:00 |
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SaltLick posted:slam that whale Wet it up
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 00:39 |
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stealing this for the tumblr thread
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 00:58 |
Hadaka Apron posted:Our interests overlap and we should hang out sometime! Pals are great. How can your interests possibly overlap with this mess
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:09 |
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Dating in washington always meant having to pretend you like nick cave at some point
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:11 |
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What the gently caress is bible fan fiction? Like instead of Judas backstabbing Jesus, he fucks him in the rear end?
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 01:44 |
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Divine Comedy and Paradise Lost are both good examples of bible fan fiction id say
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:06 |
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Cless Alvein posted:What the gently caress is bible fan fiction? Like instead of Judas backstabbing Jesus, he fucks him in the rear end? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6151781/1/God-x-Jesus
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:10 |
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Cless Alvein posted:What the gently caress is bible fan fiction? The Book of Mormon.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:23 |
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The new testament is Jewish bible fanfic
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:56 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:signing up now ADAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 03:19 |
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when i first signed up for okcupid one of the first women i saw was a homestuck character. her photo was a cosplay and the profile was written in bizarre text speak. she looked like a literal clown and was asexual "S0 G00D LUCK B0YS" (i did not know it was homestuck til someone on these forums told me, hello friend.)
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 03:25 |
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A crazy person on the internet posted:
This is fake right? No one is actually THIS crazy, right? quote:
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 03:33 |
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really need pictures to match the crazy. in fact make it like one of those matching games you'd do as a kid
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 03:43 |
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quote:I am still trying to obtain a bf and for some reason men would stop contacting me for no reason. hmmmmmmm
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 03:56 |
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Lord Lilf posted:
Francostein's sister?
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 04:07 |
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SaltLick posted:really need pictures to match the crazy. in fact make it like one of those matching games you'd do as a kid Ask and you shall receive.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 05:57 |
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OKC should have a hot/crazy scale you can rate profiles on instead of "stars". Would save people a lot of time..
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 06:23 |
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Lord Lilf posted:Ask and you shall receive. did she just eat a lot of shellfish
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 06:25 |
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she looks like a slightly deflated mrs potato head
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 06:32 |
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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:did she just eat a lot of shellfish pcos
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 06:36 |
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Lord Lilf posted:Ask and you shall receive. Looks like Rocky Dennis
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 06:41 |
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looks like the type of girl who would poison grandmas in a retirement home
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 07:32 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:That's not a date that's a hookup, you're really dumb hey guess what most people just get laid off the internet now. and guess what, sometimes girls just wanna get laid but like don't want to bother going out to a meat market. "wanna come over and watch a movie?" has been codeword for "wanna bang?" since I was like 15 what are you like 30 or something?
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 07:36 |
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The Doo Do Chasers posted:hey guess what most people just get laid off the internet now. and guess what, sometimes girls just wanna get laid but like don't want to bother going out to a meat market. "wanna come over and watch a movie?" has been codeword for "wanna bang?" since I was like 15 I am a loving idiot cause one time I got invited over "for a movie" and we watched the whole movie I had just gone through a breakup too. God drat I suck.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 09:30 |
i'm nearly "mid 30s" and "watch a movie" still means drinking and loving, assuming neither party is creepy/lied a lot about their appearance, hygiene etc. kind of like the way almost nobody over 30 has an old timey job that pays well for good work and offers a pension etc. any more. pretty sure it has more to do with the time we're in than exactly how old you are! edit: definitely feel bad for the next generation or two though. they're all going to be hooking up and working food service in their 70s while global warming kills everything
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 09:57 |
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Jomo posted:OKC should have a hot/crazy scale you can rate profiles on instead of "stars". Would save people a lot of time.. She clearly scores highly on the crazy scale. Hot? Not so much.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 10:36 |
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 10:40 |
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What on earth is pcos? It sounds like a loving trigonometric function.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 13:17 |
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Police Community Officer Support, so like traffic wardens and those guys in hi-viz jackets who yell at naughty children but can't actually arrest anyone.
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 13:22 |
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The Doo Do Chasers posted:hey guess what most people just get laid off the internet now. and guess what, sometimes girls just wanna get laid but like don't want to bother going out to a meat market. "wanna come over and watch a movie?" has been codeword for "wanna bang?" since I was like 15 Actually just losers get laid off the internet since regular people have friends or ex lovers they can gently caress. I hope it didn't really take you this long to think up this awesome post because you still just seem like a giant idiot. The dude didn't get responded too because it was the lamest attempt at a hookup ever - which he called a date. And you had to also waste a lot of effort talking about dates even thou you still haven't proven you know what a date is. Idk if you can read too well m8 but this is the OkCuties thread where people post funny stuff about the dates/bf they want. You should probably go hang out in the tinder thread since you don't know what a date is or what women want old fat bird fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Actually just losers get laid off the internet since regular people have friends or ex lovers they can gently caress. I hope it didn't really take you this long to think up this awesome post because you still just seem like a giant idiot. The dude didn't get responded too because it was the lamest attempt at a hookup ever - which he called a date. And you had to also waste a lot of effort talking about dates even thou you still haven't proven you know what a date is. Idk if you can read too well m8 but this is the OkCuties thread where people post funny stuff about the dates/bf they want. You should probably go hang out in the tinder thread since you don't know what a date is or what women want Lol
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 13:36 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Actually just losers get laid off the internet since regular people have friends or ex lovers they can gently caress. what do they do if they just want an awkward shag and never to see them again
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# ? Feb 17, 2015 13:43 |
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Stottie Kyek posted:what do they do if they just want an awkward shag and never to see them again text her sister
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