It Hurts!!: Sometimes Love Don't Feel Like It Should

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

There ought to be a book 1,5 with all these alternate universe happenings

# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:38

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:06

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

I think we need Gob to make a tabletop RPG.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:31

Chronojam: Feb 20, 2006; This is me on vacation in Amsterdam
Never be afraid of being yourself!

What's cool about the printed book is that it's an easy way to share it with a friend while keeping them relatively free of spoilers.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:38

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

Everyone is so happy to see Pasqualo back, specially Trisssh :kimchi:

# ? Feb 12, 2015 18:17

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Discendo Vox posted:

I think we need Gob to make a tabletop RPG.

Roll for brain eggs. We're not sure if failure or success is what you want here.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 21:33

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Aurora is at it again!

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:01

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

I don't think that's aurora, I think that's just a ghost dog.

Not to be confused with a ghost dad.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:02

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Captain Bravo posted:

I don't think that's aurora, I think that's just a ghost dog.

Not to be confused with a ghost dad.

Ahhh I was making a weak attempt to reference her first 'reappearance' when she said the same thing.

I suck.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:03

MECHARL WINSLOW: Mar 20, 2009; Grimey Drawer

From zombie dog companion to ghost dog companion? I can deal with that.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:05

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

poop

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:07

Two Inch Bee: Apr 17, 2003; Damn you, Lyle, and damn your style.

So... when the hellbeast dies, the souls inside it are freed? Aaaaalll of them?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:07

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

Oooooh, Poop's ghost is in the form of a regular wolf puppy, not a chewed up zombie! That's neat.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:09

Too Shy Guy: Jun 14, 2003; I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.

Interesting that Poop ghost has the same exact aura as powered-up Aurora.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:12

Ballz: Dec 16, 2003; it's mario time

Literally Kermit posted:

On the fence, are we? How about you take a seat right there and we Meet the Main Cast!
Now, maybe you missed the hint up there about something happening at a certain part of the proceedings. Maybe Allison gets a new hairstyle, I don't know. So, for this post, anything that happens after strip #100 will be spoiler-tagged, in case you're the kind of rear end in a top hat who didn't gosh darn drop everything and read the archives this second, SHEESH.

Aurora is a kind and pretty girl who shows up from nowhere and starts attending Pasqualo's school. She and Pasqualo fall in love immediately, although he neglected to learn anything about her after their first meeting, including her name. She has an almost supernatural level of patience and understanding, and is just gosh-darn the best. Together, she and Pasqualo are totally going to kick-rear end at the annual talent show!

She's actually an angelic being, possibly God Herself. When she begins singing at the talent show it triggers an apocolypse that unleashes monsters upon the world. The name of the comic is from when she saw the look on his face [from witnessing the apocolypse] and instead of thinking "Go comfort him" thought "It hurts" and ran away. And then came back and is keeping his heart for safekeeping. Literally.

OP please go back to this post on the first page and clarify she kept the heart for safekeeping inside a man's dick, thanks in advance.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:49

Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

Two Inch Bee posted:

So... when the hellbeast dies, the souls inside it are freed? Aaaaalll of them?

Force ghost Tubsy incoming? :pray:

# ? Feb 13, 2015 08:37

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Wicker Man posted:

Aurora is at it again!

I have forgotten about Gay Greaser Satan but Goddamn I will not do so again. :allears:

# ? Feb 13, 2015 09:01

GloriousDemon: May 1, 2009

What would ya call a reanimated Tubsy skeleton? Skinny? Tiny? Slim?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 11:42

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

GloriousDemon posted:

What would ya call a reanimated Tubsy skeleton? Skinny? Tiny? Slim?

Bonesy.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 12:34

Buzkashi: Feb 4, 2003; College Slice

If Poop does not become a samurai like Forrest Whitaker I will be disappointed

# ? Feb 13, 2015 13:10

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Oh Poop

# ? Feb 16, 2015 06:01

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

All Dogs/Wolves Go To Hell

# ? Feb 16, 2015 06:03

A big flaming stink: Apr 26, 2010

well i guess we're moving into the "invade hell" part of the comic

# ? Feb 16, 2015 06:37

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Poop noooo.

Also I guess they get to punch Satan and take Poop back.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 06:43

tlarn: Mar 1, 2013; You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

SynthOrange posted:

Poop noooo.

Also I guess they get to punch Satan and take Poop back.

Poop and Tubsy team up to overpower Satan and escape Hell.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 08:26

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

tlarn posted:

Poop and Tubsy team up to overpower Satan and escape Hell.

Poop and Tubsy merge into Poopsy the awesome ghost werewolf to overpower Satan and escape Hell.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 08:35

Oxygen Deficiency: May 19, 2008

Aw jeez...I guess i'm going to hell too.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 14:39

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Oxygen Deficiency posted:

Aw jeez...I guess i'm going to hell too.

Nobody is gonna blame you for licking poop's weiner bro, nobody.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:42

Asgerd: May 6, 2012; I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.; Grimey Drawer

Poop can't go to Hell, he's a good boy. He's a good boy :qq:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:24

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

How come God is so racist against zombies? His son is one. :haw:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 22:40

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

Accordion Man posted:

How come God is so racist against zombies? His son is one.

Copyright infringements.

Now I'm REALLY glad Ally didn't murder a perfectly healthy wolf pup only to raise it from the dead and condemn it to hell.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 23:02

Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

I love how he doesn't distinguish between his real mother and Ally.

...now I need a picture of Poop [somehow] wearing a "my two moms" shirt.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 23:10

Robviously: Aug 21, 2010; Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Renaissance Robot posted:

I love how he doesn't distinguish between his real mother and Ally.

Look at you saying she's not.

# ? Feb 17, 2015 02:08

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Dear Gob please send the crew into hell to punch out DevilFonz to rescue Poop the Weiner-Licking Ghost Wolf.

# ? Feb 17, 2015 21:24

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Literally The Worst posted:

Dear Gob please send the crew into hell to punch out DevilFonz to rescue Poop the Weiner-Licking Ghost Wolf.

Don't stop there, the whole corrupt system needs to be torn down from the top!

...hey, wasn't the alpha version of It Hurts! about going to kill God cause of the tragedy of a dead goldfish?

# ? Feb 17, 2015 21:42

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Bifauxnen posted:

Don't stop there, the whole corrupt system needs to be torn down from the top!

...hey, wasn't the alpha version of It Hurts! about going to kill God cause of the tragedy of a dead goldfish?

Something like that. Gob admitted to writing himself into a corner with it.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 01:00

scarycave: Oct 9, 2012; Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Bifauxnen posted:

Don't stop there, the whole corrupt system needs to be torn down from the top!

...hey, wasn't the alpha version of It Hurts! about going to kill God cause of the tragedy of a dead goldfish?

http://www.gobolatula.com/gd/

# ? Feb 18, 2015 01:13

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

Bifauxnen posted:

Don't stop there, the whole corrupt system needs to be torn down from the top!

...hey, wasn't the alpha version of It Hurts! about going to kill God cause of the tragedy of a dead goldfish?

What's more, it seems to be a loose prequel rather than completely scrapped canon: Satan-Fonz seems pretty drat familiar with Pasqualo. He bonded with GD's version of Pasqualo while training him to better take down God, their mutual enemy.

GD ends with God giving Pasqualo another chance at life, just before Pasq manages to punch God in the face, which is a fun way to explain just why things go to so much poo poo in It Hurts.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 01:52