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FogHelmut posted:What was the episode where Homer parks so far away in the work parking lot it backs up to the fence in his back yard? They gave me these rollerblades so I can glide to the front door.
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Mira posted:It's a secret. Shut uuuup...
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It means no Hom-erss. We're allowed to have one.
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I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-e-mart...
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Facepalm Ranger posted:I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-e-mart... Let's throw a brick-e-mart!
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TMMadman posted:Is this a religious thing? Except this.
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Facepalm Ranger posted:I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-e-mart... Nobody is going to rob the Kwik-E-Mart!  ....it's so illegal......
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Jerusalem posted:Nobody is going to rob the Kwik-E-Mart! I guess we could go to that new Monstro-Mart
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The Nastier Nate posted:I guess we could go to that new Monstro-Mart But where's the love?
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Jerusalem posted:But where's the love? Attention, Simpsons Quote Thread quoters. Just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.
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Jerusalem posted:But where's the love? That was yesterday, moron!
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TMMadman posted:Attention, Simpsons Quote Thread quoters. Just a reminder that we love each and every one of you. It's about drat time!
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Jerusalem posted:But where's the love? It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! Break its legs!
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IMJack posted:It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! Gosh IMJack, I use these all the time. Couldn't you just bash my head in?
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TMMadman posted:Gosh IMJack, I use these all the time. Couldn't you just bash my head in? I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
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CatchrNdRy posted:That was yesterday, moron! Mmmm...the land of chocolate.
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Do over Ham posted:Mmmm...the land of chocolate. 
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PT6A posted:Shut uuuup... You better run, Egg! 
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Mister Kingdom posted:I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs? Please refrain from tasting the knob.
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Do over Ham posted:Please refrain from tasting the knob. I thought it was made of chocolate! ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil!?
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TMMadman posted:Gosh IMJack, I use these all the time. Couldn't you just bash my head in? Were you going to give my noggin a floggin'?
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IMJack posted:I thought it was made of chocolate! ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil!? Would you folks like to know the terrifying truth.... or watch me quote some zingers?
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Jerusalem posted:Would you folks like to know the terrifying truth.... or watch me quote some zingers? I never miss Pardon My Zinger!
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Everything Counts posted:I never miss Pardon My Zinger! I'll make a point of noting this post, as it strikes me as quite unusual.
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IMJack posted:I thought it was made of chocolate! ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil!? It was never wrapped in foil!
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Do over Ham posted:Mmmm...the land of chocolate. Something said...not good
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Do over Ham posted:The zoning disk is warped. The hippo's missing 
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Martytoof posted:The hippo's missing Aren't there any healthy animals in this thread?
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Jerusalem posted:I'll make a point of noting this post, as it strikes me as quite unusual. ....what an odd thing to say.
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Everything Counts posted:....what an odd thing to say. They say England's small but you couldn't fit it all in this room, not by a long shot! Don'tcomplainbegoodbehavebehavebenicesmilebepolitedon'twink
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After The War posted:Were you going to give my noggin a floggin'?  Oh my God... this dude does the best Flanders!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Aren't there any healthy animals in this thread? Well I think the veal might have died of loneliness.
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Martytoof posted:The hippo's missing Hurry! We're missing the fantastapotamus, and she only sings twice a day!
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Behold the mighty esquilax: the horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body of... a rabbit!
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Monday_ posted:Well I think the veal might have died of loneliness. Lady, you disgust me!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Aren't there any healthy animals in this thread?
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Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
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Gin_Rummy posted:Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon. Hey, we know how to play baseball 
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Jerusalem posted:Hey, we know how to play baseball Excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but i worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years and I think I know how a proton accelerator works.
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Everything Counts posted:Excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but i worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years and I think I know how a proton accelerator works. I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was.
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