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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

waitaminute...

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

That's a photoshop, sadly.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone







You are a East German/ Soviet leader in the 1950's. There's a old Kaiser-era palace damaged from the War. It's possible to repair it but what do you do? First, you fire live artillery at it for a movie about the Battle of Berlin (have to make it realistic) then you have the remains bulldozed and then you decide to build your new parliament building on top of the remains.








Ok.. it's ugly but there's worse. Lets look inside.











In a somewhat poetic twist it was demolished in the 2000's after ti was discovered that East Germany built it full of asbestos.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

we have a live architectural failure going on atm.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-31562099

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Lawman 0 posted:

we have a live architectural failure going on atm.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-31562099

excellent. slaughter the rich

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Hey lets take a look at the Cliff House of San Francisco!

Pretty as gently caress. I bet princesses live in there or some poo poo. It's a seven story victorian chateau, so obviously yes.


And it overlooks the sea! Mermaid princesses!


Uh oh. Aw geez. It burned down.


Well clearly they'll replace it with something just as nice, right?



No. Nope. Just a loving block of a building. Completely uninteresting. Princesses can't live in that poo poo.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Lawman 0 posted:

we have a live architectural failure going on atm.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-31562099

The Torch is on fire? Who saw that coming?

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
South East London's Heygate Estate. An urban utopia, designed to have modern condensed homes circling luscious greenery, with no roads to help keep the area safe and quiet from traffic. A streets in the sky housing project, the way of the future!

What really happened was a train wreck of a mostly social housing estate with little access for police vehicles and rising crime away from the sights of normal civilisation.







The last remaining resistant recently moved away and theyre planning to rip the place down.

Incase anyone is wondering, the yellow graffiti at the top of the last picture reads "They buy your happiness. Steal it." someone blacked some of it out, though.

a dmc delorean fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Feb 21, 2015

Captain Cool
Oct 23, 2004

This is a song about messin' with people who've been messin' with you

Wedemeyer posted:



No. Nope. Just a loving block of a building. Completely uninteresting. Princesses can't live in that poo poo.
Oh come on, Tony Stark does more for San Francisco than that mermaid princess ever did

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Nckdictator posted:

The South China Mall


:bravo:

Also, it's hideous













It's just the McDonalds in there, isn't it? That's the only tenant, right? How soul crushing would it be to work at a McDonalds in a completely empty mall?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Have any of you ever lived in a place like this? I always wondered how the hell you give people directions to your house, or find it when you're walking home from the bar after one too many.

Places like that honestly fill me with dread. There's a place near Nashville that has row, after row, after row, after row of absolutely identical poo poo looking houses that I'm sure it would take months for me to figure out which one was mine without staring at the house numbers that were in a really lovely location that I would hate to rely on for an ambulance to find were there an emergency. I'm going to try and find it and get back to you.

King of the Hill was a documentary I guess

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

I'd love to see some pictures of that American city with no zoning laws. Was that Houston or Dallas?

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Frosted Flake posted:

I'd love to see some pictures of that American city with no zoning laws. Was that Houston or Dallas?

Houston. Their building boom is going crazy right now.

International Log
Apr 3, 2007

Fluent in five foreign tongues!
Grimey Drawer

Hah! I work in the building right next to that, and saw the entire construction of the new central station during lunchbreaks. It really turned out awesome.

And this is the building I work in :v:




Built right after WW2 to fill in the bits of Rotterdam that Adolf and his gang turned into a parking lot. It has a road going through it to make deliveries, but is not really used anymore. Inside it's all concrete, orange bricks and steel. I learned to kind of love it though, in an ugly way.

Here you can see the road entry on the lower left side of the building:


And an interior shot:

No, there is nothing wrong with the white balance of this photo.

Anyway, there's some other hideous buildings in the area, I'll look them up later.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Frosted Flake posted:

One of Canada's best museums was thoroughly ruined.

Before





After



It's hard to find photos that truly convey how awful the ROM is now. Especially the interior, which is huge and ugly and doesn't actually have any exhibits in it.



Someone turned on noclip

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012


Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

International Log posted:

And an interior shot:

No, there is nothing wrong with the white balance of this photo.

What's up with post-war Euro buildings and hideous white interiors?



juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Flagrant Abuse posted:

Filed under "beautiful but moronic" we have Sagrada Familia.



What makes it moronic? It broke ground in the 1880s and is estimated to still be at least ten years from completion, despite having been worked on for almost all the entire intervening time except during the Spanish Civil War.

ive seen this thing up close. its really beautiful from a distance then you get up close and realise theyve put SANCTUS all over it in bright red loving plastic beer logo font letters and its so inhumanly tacky.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Fojar38 posted:

Speaking of the University of Toronto campus has anyone posted Robarts Library aka Brutalist Peacock?



still cumming over this

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fojar38 posted:

Speaking of the University of Toronto campus has anyone posted Robarts Library aka Brutalist Peacock?



What function does the "head" serve? Is it an elevator shaft or something?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


FirstPersonShitter posted:

ive seen this thing up close. its really beautiful from a distance then you get up close and realise theyve put SANCTUS all over it in bright red loving plastic beer logo font letters and its so inhumanly tacky.

I've been several times, each a couple of years in between and it's really interesting to see the progress or lack thereof going on. The old sections of it are glorious with a few questionable bits but most of the new stuff is tacky as gently caress.

The interior is pretty fantastic though, it looks like a videogame render.



Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Angela Christine posted:

What function does the "head" serve? Is it an elevator shaft or something?

That is the university's rare book library, and all of that section is in the base below the head. I've been in there a few times and don't remember anything up there so I suspect it's literally just decoration. You can't see it from that angle but the building is two structures linked by a two story mezzanine. The head and shoulders is the rare book library and the main stacks are in the 15 story structure behind it. Here it is from another angle:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



FirstPersonShitter posted:

ive seen this thing up close. its really beautiful from a distance then you get up close and realise theyve put SANCTUS all over it in bright red loving plastic beer logo font letters and its so inhumanly tacky.
the thing is rad as gently caress and the inside feels like an organic space ship

if i lived in barcelona id starting going to chruch again

The Doctor
Jul 8, 2007

:toot: :toot: :toot:
Fallen Rib
How charming!



Wait a minute, I know what this city needs...



:gonk:

AutoArgus
Jun 24, 2009
Is it acceptable to like most brutalism just for it being the only sort of retro-futurism that actually became a real thing?

"Yeah I didn't get my flying car but I'm ok with this megatower that has ramps all over it plus this Sid Mead looking lobby." Kinda sums it up for me.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
If brutalism is your thing, might as well go for broke and post the German Flak towers from WWII




The concrete was so thick that soviet artillery was completely ineffective, and American bombers gave them a wide berth when doing daylight raids due to the number of guns mounted on them. Apparently they could depress the 128mm guns enough to engage soviet tanks miles out. After the war they realized that trying to demolish these things would have been an undertaking almost as expensive as the invasion of Europe and left them.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Flak towers unironically own.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Blistex posted:

If brutalism is your thing, might as well go for broke and post the German Flak towers from WWII




The concrete was so thick that soviet artillery was completely ineffective, and American bombers gave them a wide berth when doing daylight raids due to the number of guns mounted on them. Apparently they could depress the 128mm guns enough to engage soviet tanks miles out. After the war they realized that trying to demolish these things would have been an undertaking almost as expensive as the invasion of Europe and left them.

Those look like they are in good condition. What do they use them for now? Office space?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Angela Christine posted:

Those look like they are in good condition. What do they use them for now? Office space?

Wiki says they use at least one as a nightclub. :catdrugs:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fojar38 posted:

That is the university's rare book library, and all of that section is in the base below the head. I've been in there a few times and don't remember anything up there so I suspect it's literally just decoration. You can't see it from that angle but the building is two structures linked by a two story mezzanine. The head and shoulders is the rare book library and the main stacks are in the 15 story structure behind it. Here it is from another angle:



This actually looks kinda neat but it's probably because I'm only seeing it in isolation.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

i love it. the interior is horrible though. part of my high school had that same kind of yellowing poo poo, from the 60s or 70s, hadn't yet been re-renovated.


this seems like the way this building is meant to look.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀


Let's take a peek inside.



museums! :argh:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dr. Stab posted:

Let's take a peek inside.



museums! :argh:

That is a shitload of wasted space.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




nomadologique posted:


this seems like the way this building is meant to look.

This one will look great in the post-apocalyptic nuclear winter.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

That is a shitload of wasted space.

this is canada.txt

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I noticed Canada seems overrepresented in this thread.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Knowlton Hall, home of Ohio State's school of architecture:




I mean, i guess it's an upgrade because when it was built, the school of architecture was in the shittiest, most run-down building on campus (I think it was Brown Hall and have a distinct memory of multiple windows always being boarded up), but drat.

I was there once for a Spanish final after it was completed, and it's like a loving aircraft hangar in there, all bare concrete and steel.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Delivery McGee posted:

Surprised the Ryugyong Hotel hasn't been mentioned. Glorious monument to the glory of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, tallest hotel in the world, shining beacon of Dear Leader's badassery ... well, that was the plan anyway. Construction stopped in 1992, three years past the planned opening day, on the building, with little more than a crumbling skeleton to show for it (big surprise, the concrete was subpar and it started falling apart before they could finish it.) And so it sat, a more accurate monument of NK than they'd like, for 16 years:



Ahh haaaa. When I went to North Korea in 2007 the Ryugyong was one of the things we were told by the tour company not to ask our North Korean guides about. Like the hot topic list was "Don't talk about Kim Jong Il or Kim Il Sung", "Don't bring up who actually started the Korean War", "Don't talk about South Korea", and a few other political/historical issues and then "Don't ask about the Ryugyong Hotel"

We were kept well away from it.

Cat Hassler fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Feb 21, 2015

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Richard Meier designed the High Museum of Art in Atlanta. He won the Pritzker in 1984 for it.

I dunno, I don't really think it has aged well.



It's also remarkable for never having an exhibit worth a poo poo, but if you're a BoA member you can go for free so there's that.

Also they film Red Band Society there now.

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Dr. Stab posted:

Let's take a peek inside.



museums! :argh:

Well we got the giant gently caress-off front building space, what do we do with it?
I dunno, stairs and beams I guess

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