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SaltLick posted:traveling is one of those things affluent people are able to do so by saddling that on i appear to be better than i am My cousin is one of those types of girls. Like, her dad's the richest person in the family and she constantly does things with that money and throws it in faces. Like no lie, this was a conversation at thanksgiving:  So, I'm so excited, I'm going to australia to see my new boyfriend! We met climbing Mt Kilamanjaro last summer! I uh, went to McDonald's the other day.... So anyways, I recently got to go party in Ibiza, it was so epic...
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Male Tears posted:"No need to be shy, ladies; just line up right here. I can try to make room for you in my busy loving schedule ~~" that guy could be pretty decent looking if he gave a poo poo and got a decent haircut and lost weight edit: lol it looks sorta like he photoshopped his balding away or something wtf is w/ the lighting on the top of his hair and the contrast also i cannot unsee Tim Curry (STEM Curry) anime was right fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Feb 21, 2015 |
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Choco1980 posted:My cousin is one of those types of girls. Like, her dad's the richest person in the family and she constantly does things with that money and throws it in faces. Like no lie, this was a conversation at thanksgiving: No joke, most tedious date I've had in my entire life was with a travel agent. Not because she went on and on about her own travel (which her position certainly afforded her given the discounts she could wrangle), but because she went on and on and on about the travel that she had arranged for other people. It was the Coffee Date of Pure Vicarious Bragging that was always at least one degree separated from anything interesting about her as a person, and every single effort to deflect the conversation elsewhere was masterfully deflected into another spiel about her work and how good she was at arranging a good time for others. 
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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:(STEM Curry)
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I think people who have stories are pretty neat and interesting.
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Breetai posted:No joke, most tedious date I've had in my entire life was with a travel agent. Not because she went on and on about her own travel (which her position certainly afforded her given the discounts she could wrangle), but because she went on and on and on about the travel that she had arranged for other people. It was the Coffee Date of Pure Vicarious Bragging that was always at least one degree separated from anything interesting about her as a person, and every single effort to deflect the conversation elsewhere was masterfully deflected into another spiel about her work and how good she was at arranging a good time for others. Yeah but how were her titz
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toggle posted:--> crippling low self esteem oooh....maybe I should start an okcupid profile?
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opus111 posted:Yeah but how were her titz Not worth the time, effort, and boredom. Also she mentioned being sarcastic and had a photo of her hugging a tiger in her profile so welcome to the stopped clock being correct twice a day of goon dating advice.
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Everyday Lurker posted:oooh....maybe I should start an okcupid profile? join the most popular message ignoring site on the web
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lK8lgBCLX8 wet it up
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Wet It Up
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very giood tips thank you for positng this tut
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Chomp8645 posted:Ok goons, got some brainstorming to do on this one. I found a girl who is attractive and has a reasonably well written profile that shows off her interests and isn't generic or a dumb rant (evidence below). She mentions she's in grad school so she's probably doing something right, and she's the right kind of nerdy that is fun instead grognardy. Then halfway through the profile she drops this bomb. i dont know but it doesnt matter because you're already just as creepy and hosed up as she is because you obviously want to date this chick and posted her profile on a forum
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"This chick looks cool but THERE' S obv something wrong with her" Yeah. That's what first dates are for: to find out if her something wrong jibes with your something wrong
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gently caress, now I want to register on OKCupid and date that woman just to spite the guy who posted about her.
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i dont know but it doesnt matter because you're already just as creepy and hosed up as she is because you obviously want to date this chick and posted her profile on a forum 
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:gently caress, now I want to register on OKCupid and date that woman just to spite the guy who posted about her. Dude he totally ONLY posted it as a joke, haha, her profile and a picture of her, haha, what a great joke right guys
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Breetai posted:Not worth the time, effort, and boredom. if there's one thing goons know it's the ins and outs of okcupid psychoanalysis
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i dont know but it doesnt matter because you're already just as creepy and hosed up as she is because you obviously want to date this chick and posted her profile on a forum probably a good opener "so i posted your profile on an online forum asking for advice..."
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"no but it's a GOOD thing it shows i was taking it seriously!" like a doctor with a second opinion
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it doesn't matter that she's a virgin, all that pent up sexual frustration will probably go pretty far
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she's gonna end up a lesbian on a kibbutz
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Paineopticon posted:Dude he totally ONLY posted it as a joke, haha, her profile and a picture of her, haha, what a great joke right guys I'm confused about why people keep saying I "posted her profile" like I've done something past the pale when as far I can tell I've only done what happens in this thread constantly. It's not like there was any personal info or way of identifying her. I just screencapped part of the text instead of putting it in a quote bubble. I don't get it.
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Chomp8645 posted:I'm confused about why people keep saying I "posted her profile" like I've done something past the pale when as far I can tell I've only done what happens in this thread constantly. It's not like there was any personal info or way of identifying her. I just screencapped part of the text instead of putting it in a quote bubble. the problem is that you cared and also all the othe profiles are crazy people while this one seems normal
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Chomp8645 posted:I'm confused about why people keep saying I "posted her profile" like I've done something past the pale when as far I can tell I've only done what happens in this thread constantly. It's not like there was any personal info or way of identifying her. I just screencapped part of the text instead of putting it in a quote bubble. the goon protective instinct has been roused by this particular profile out of all the others. their waddles are swelling.
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well friend... what happened here is some crossed wires everybody else is posting poo poo in this thread to mock it you are posting asking what could be wrong with this woman with the obvious intent of asking her out i won't wait to ask and will just tell you: there is a difference
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nomadologique posted:well friend... Lot of assumptions being made about me and my motives itt.
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oh sorry, i guess i made an rear end ??
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Chomp8645 posted:Lot of assumptions being made about me and my motives itt. i would try to date that girl for sure
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Chomp8645 posted:Lot of assumptions being made about me and my motives itt. considering all your posts in the E/N online dating thread, I don't think they're really assumptions
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i would try to date that girl for sure It wouldn't even be close to the crazies prospect I've had on OKC. That honor would have to go to someone who was a Combat Robot Pilot turned Pro Gaming girl (or someone pretending to be her for laughs). Never found because either she has no charisma/wasn't interested or it was a fake profile run by the least ambitious troll of all time because while she kept responding to my messages it was always just responses to whatever I said and never anything to drive a conversation forward or initiate anything. After four or five back and forths I just decided to leave well enough alone and move on. Still curious if it was a fake or not. e: decided to remove her gaming handle given the circumstances! ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:considering all your posts in the E/N online dating thread, I don't think they're really assumptions I don't know what specific point your trying to prove other than yes I post in another thread that has a related topic. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Feb 21, 2015 |
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Chomp8645 posted:It wouldn't even be close to the crazies prospect I've had on OKC. dude
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Chomp8645 posted:What? Please post your okcupid profile. Because. poo poo will be fun for all
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Paineopticon posted:Please post your okcupid profile. Because. poo poo will be fun for all I don't need help with it but thanks for offering.
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already prnited out her photo and jacked on it. i claimed her lol owned
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toggle posted:already prnited out her photo and jacked on it. i claimed her lol owned Cucked again!
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Chomp8645 posted:Cucked again! 
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I feel like you're the only one who gets me toggle. Stay with me.
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toggle posted:already prnited out her photo and jacked on it. i claimed her lol owned king of the hill tribute i blew a bigger load shes mine
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