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AlbieQuirky posted:Lifehack: kill abusive husband with frozen meat, then cook evidence and serve to police Lifehack: Old man's milky vulture-eye skeeving you out? Kill him and bury him under the floor boards. Ignore the thunderous beating of his terrible heart while chatting calmly with the police.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Lifehack: kill abusive husband with frozen meat, then cook evidence and serve to police Cook husband as well and bring new meaning to the word maneater!
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AlbieQuirky posted:Lifehack: kill abusive husband with frozen meat, then cook evidence and serve to police Lifehack: Chocolate river pipes clogged up? Send a fat kid up there! (No one will miss him.)
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Cat Hatter posted:Does the Pringles can thing even do anything? Doesn't spaghetti already come in a box that's usually smaller than the Pringles can? In my experience it usually comes in plastic packets like this  and you can just use a bread tie to close them up.
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PYF Stupid Life Hacks: Getting Real Angry About Spaghetti Storage
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Karma Monkey posted:The only prison hack you really need: time, pressure, and a poster of Raquel Welch. Can't say I approve of this prisonhack...
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EZipperelli posted:Prisonhacks!
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WebDog posted:New? Turn a trouser pocket inside out to make new friends. What does this actually mean? And prison hacks are really interesting.
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Wedemeyer posted:Cook husband as well and bring new meaning to the word maneater! I can't help but notice that you did not pick the correct song.
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:What does this actually mean?
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKoKHoCzRg Wow I've never seen this episode of Trailer Park Boys before.
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKoKHoCzRg This man's videos are funny in a sad kind of way. But definitely still funny. Especially when he complains about youtube taking down his videos because they're picking up some of the songs he has on the radio in the background.
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Want more exciting prisonhacks? Stab someone in the neck with a sharpened spoon and call the police, and soon you'll learn all of them!
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Get away with murder with this one simple trick: Burn all the evidence and murder all the witnesses to the killings of all the witnesses! #Lifehack Get away with arson with this one simple trick: Burn all the evidence! (Don't stand around to look at the fire like some weirdo!) #Lifehack Protip: These lifehacks can be combined! ninja e: is "protip" and "lifehack" really the same thing?
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Protip is usually (but not always) at least somewhat sarcastic or something that's obvious to most people. Protip: buy gas before your car stalls in the middle of the road.
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WebDog posted:Need hairgel? Get a lubricated condom and apply thoroughly. New? Turn a trouser pocket inside out to make new friends. I never had any jail issued clothing that had pockets. Philadelphia/ New Jersey. Would have been helpful if they did, now that I think about it.
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WebDog posted:New? Turn a trouser pocket inside out to make new friends. Is this the jail version of "leave your dorm door open"?
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Karate Bastard posted:ninja e: is "protip" and "lifehack" really the same thing? It comes from an old (Prima?) strategy guide for Doom. It had a caption on one of the images that said something like: Protip: to defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies. So it's basically obvious information, while lifehacks are putting a lot of effort into something in order to solve a problem that didn't need to be solved.
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I am watching "Hacking the System" on Hulu. S1E1.
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Or Ooooooor You could just light the
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RaspberryCommie posted:It comes from an old (Prima?) strategy guide for Doom. It had a caption on one of the images that said something like: Protip: to defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies. Or the Castlevania one. Press A to jump, press B to whip. Protip: Press A and B to jump and whip.
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Meowjesty posted:Or Fire doesn't actually work that well, if you've got a big pile of documents. The stuff in the middle doesn't get exposed to air, so it remains legible. The NSA had some pretty serious trouble with that back in the 60s.
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Life hack: since the advent of the Internet there is no longer any need to keep big piles of documents around. Remember to look over your shoulder, use the "incognito" mode, and plenty of lube. #Lifehack
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Lifehack: you don't need lube if you have a foreskin. Lifehack: derail threads by mentioning circumcision!
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Edit: Nothing to see here. Move along
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Lifehack: grab a tube of lube and look around you. There are many household objects that be used in a variety of exciting ways!
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Lifehack: you don't need lube if you have a foreskin. Lifehack: date white girls by being circumcised
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theironjef posted:Or the Castlevania one. Press A to jump, press B to whip. Protip: Press A and B to jump and whip. Hell, I have a GRE study book where the "test-taking tips" amount to basically "read the question and choose the correct answer."
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I grade math homework and many students fail at the step "read the question".
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Sex Hobbit posted:Hell, I have a GRE study book where the "test-taking tips" amount to basically "read the question and choose the correct answer." I teach GMAT prep and my biggest gripe with the official guide put out by the testmakers is that a lot of their explanations are more or less "choice A is correct because it strengthens the argument".
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this might actually work, since when broken bones repair themselves they're actually stronger
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appropriatemetaphor posted:this might actually work, since when broken bones repair themselves they're actually stronger I'm like 80% sure that punctured organs and torn blood vessels work the same way I mean they must, right?
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Triarii posted:I'm like 80% sure that punctured organs and torn blood vessels work the same way Yes, that is why retired professional boxers are some of the healthiest people you'll ever meet.
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Angela Christine posted:Yes, that is why retired professional boxers are some of the healthiest people you'll ever meet. a lot of them have brain damage, that's one organ that doesn't repair itself unfortunately 
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C.P.A.N. posted:Lifehack: date white girls by being circumcised - "white girls" asking "oh btw r u snipped?" on the crucial date before sex time - "white girls" looking at an erect dongle after you dropped trou, identifying treacherous meatflaps and going "oh. u should have told me", then crawling away on all fours pretending to be a cat?
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dont get mad at cpan for having body issues, this is a place of support. support cpan and his gross mutilated peen
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Simply Simon posted:Do these two things happen in your version of the world: I remember some goon posting how he always pretended to be circumsized by pulling up his foreskin as to appear normal to the womyn. Your country is weird.
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:C.P.A.N. 
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Perl is dead, get over it.
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