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Now if you choose to disregard legal advice from LSD CURES JUNKIES then you probably deserve all the misfortune that will undoubtedly befall you.
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Mods change my name to meat theft crime spree.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 18:28 |
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Mousepractice posted:Meat crime spree Here's the footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ykb0xRic8
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 19:18 |
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CPColin posted:Roverhaus
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:17 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I love that this is how the world sees the police in our country right now:
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 05:21 |
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Does anyone have the string of quotes ripping on the goon who anally raped his paraplegic girlfriend every night until she became incontinent, at which point he dumped her? One of the posts said something like "the entire Burger King Kids Club in one person."quote:I had a really weird dream that me and some chick, I think she was a cousin or some sort of relative, had these owls.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 08:05 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:Does anyone have the string of quotes ripping on the goon who anally raped his paraplegic girlfriend every night until she became incontinent, at which point he dumped her? One of the posts said something like "the entire Burger King Kids Club in one person." It sounds like she did most of the dumping.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 08:23 |
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I was just scrolling around absentmindedly but this just felt like poetry.invision posted:e:Also, and I mean this in a completely serious way, the level of smug in portland is goddamn insane. For being the liberal paradise that portland claims, if you aren't riding the right kind of fixed gear bike and eating at the right farm-to-table vegan restaurant, you're going to be constantly judged and sneered at by dumb trust fund hipsters with one pants leg rolled up and a jar of gluten free moustache wax on the saddlebag of their pennyfarthing.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 08:40 |
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InterFaced posted:Could god out goatse Kirk Johnson? A Wizard of Goatse posted:how do u think the universe was created
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 11:15 |
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Some first reply magic
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The second quote is by SuperMechagodzilla, and it is from this 2008 inauguration thread, which is a pro-click: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3059951 A few choice quotes: football fuckerman posted:"this stew...its delicious. seafood stew is one of my favorites." "oh is it mr persidarnt? what about cyanide stew. yeah. by bitch. white power" - hillary clinton practicing her killing of obama football fuckerman posted:look! as obama ascended the stairs that hooded figure flipped a switch! now the stairs are a ramp and obama has slid into that pit. what calamity Captain Captain posted:obama: oh no assassins! i must hit the panic button! football fuckerman posted:obama is waving and waving to the crowd and his arm flops off!! it thunks on the stage. "whats this! an antenna!" just then secret service dudes notice dick ccheney hunched in his wheelchair 5000 with a remote control. he is brutally nude. football fuckerman posted:hmm what is this? the white house bed has been replaced by a cage w/ a sign that says monkey house. that is very racist george bush. wait...it looks like its been lived in for...eight years??? *gaggle of political cartoonists hiding outside exchange many high fives*
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 13:16 |
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PCOS Bill posted:Wow, Sarah Jessica Parker's standards really dropped as she got older
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 14:40 |
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That is not a pretty horse.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 14:45 |
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Freudian posted:That is not a pretty horse. I mean the dude is blind, so
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Stargate posted:Some first reply magic I love when this stuff happens
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What do you mean "happens"? e: vvvvvv oyea, that. e2: and thank gently caress it was from there, guy 2 posts down, thought it might have been forreal there for a while. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 18:50 on Feb 21, 2015 |
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Good posts
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Sex Hobbit posted:Does anyone have the string of quotes ripping on the goon who anally raped his paraplegic girlfriend every night until she became incontinent, at which point he dumped her? One of the posts said something like "the entire Burger King Kids Club in one person." It was the Goonrofls thread making fun of the Anonymous confessions thread. Anonymous Confessor posted:Once many years ago I posted on GBS about this girl in a wheelchair that I met in college. She was asian and cute and being in a wheelchair brought out these protective instincts in me. My thread about her blew up and was really popular and it made me super uncomfortable having goons always asking about her in that thread and completely un-related threads. So I lied and said we weren't together anymore. Triticum Guzzler posted:PRIEST: Do you take this amalgam of every single one of the Burger King Kids Club Mascots at once to be your lawful wedded wife?
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 18:45 |
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:As offensive as some people find profiling, it's actually a really useful thing that has served the human race well and ensured our survival against many threats. Being on the receiving end of it should make one consider: "Why do I register as a threat, and how do I stop being considerd as one?" Sinding Johansson posted:lol guy with like 500 posts about transformers comic books, sorry but its not so easy for everyone else to be so nonthreatening keeps on coming Lottery of Babylon posted:"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in ancient times it was considered admirable to sack a nearby city, kill their men and rape their women" Ride The Gravitron has a new favorite as of 20:58 on Feb 21, 2015 |
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Kimmalah posted:It was the Goonrofls thread making fun of the Anonymous confessions thread. Holy poo poo, I was going to make joke about how this was EvilAgita's endgame, but this is equal part hilarious and horrifying.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 06:43 |
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Kimmalah posted:It was the Goonrofls thread making fun of the Anonymous confessions thread. ahaaa, thank you. Triticum Guzzler posted:I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but I kind of want it a bit less than I want to get away with committing one of the most heinous crimes possible towards someone who trusted me on a basis so regular that turds began to immediately drop from their throat directly onto their wheelchair. It's a real PS4 vs Xbox One situation. Judge Clayjar posted:wheelchair bound bae: ok honey im going to sleep Triticum Guzzler posted:VEGETA IN A WHEELCHAIR: Perhaps if you were raping me in the anus 100 times nightly, I might become fecally incontinent. But 10? I don't even feel it. Triticum Guzzler posted:GBS GOON: [viewing disabled anus through a high tech pair of binoculars] THis is Snake. I'm in front of the disposal facility... Triticum Guzzler posted:This is devastating... I really thought she was the one *sigh*
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 06:54 |
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Unfinish3d posted:You must be in some state to be posting old bright eyes lyrics in the kratom thread on a saturday
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KoldPT posted:you posted two thousand words and several award-winning documentaries on how a dude's wife is a real doll or whatever
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 16:24 |
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Discussing why people about to be burned alive by ISIS don't try to fight their captors/executioners:Peztopiary posted:Also because those videos don't get released. You can be as heroic as you want in your final moments, but unless you escape no one will ever know about it. ReidRansom posted:At least you'd die knowing you hosed up their video. I feel terrible for laughing. pitch-black comedy
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Kimmalah posted:It was the Goonrofls thread making fun of the Anonymous confessions thread. Jesus. Who the gently caress does something like that?! Content, from a FYAD thread making fun of an MRA forum:
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Mister Bates posted:Jesus. Who the gently caress does something like that?! No one. No one did this. There was no paraplegic, no rape, and no girlfriend. It did not happen. It's a gross story posted for the bedevilment of GBS. Hope that clears it up. Protip: last time someone around here posted a truthful account of anything was in -92, if ever. You people. e: vvvvvv and another one, Jeeze! Protip2: If you take anything seriously slash literally on SA, you will not have a good time. This brings me to Protip3, which is that this skill also translates to other areas in life. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 19:48 on Feb 22, 2015 |
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Karate Bastard posted:No one. No one did this. There was no paraplegic, no rape, and no girlfriend. It did not happen. It's a gross story posted for the bedevilment of GBS. Hope that clears it up. Did you mean '02?
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Karate Bastard posted:No one. No one did this. There was no paraplegic, no rape, and no girlfriend. It did not happen. It's a gross story posted for the bedevilment of GBS. Hope that clears it up. Taking things seriously in moderation is healthy, allowing yourself to regard everything through detached ironic appreciation can cause or exacerbate sadbrains. What's next, reiki and spirit crystals will enhance my posting power? Take your quackery elsewhere.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 19:54 |
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Kimmalah posted:Did you mean '02? He meant 92 BC
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 20:20 |
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Oh that makes sense, I'll consider it carefully, he lied, ironically stroking his ayurveda posting crystals.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 20:54 |
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Come on, son, everyone knows the best posting crystal comes from College Steve, who stays at least 300ft off campus at all times.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 21:07 |
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Does anyone have, or even remember, a series of posts from a PYF Sex Stories thread or something, about a goon who had a three-way with a girl and her mother? OVer the course of the story he goes from "hell yeah " to "what have I done? ", and ends up having a meltdown?
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Super Waffle posted:Does anyone have, or even remember, a series of posts from a PYF Sex Stories thread or something, about a goon who had a three-way with a girl and her mother? OVer the course of the story he goes from "hell yeah " to "what have I done? ", and ends up having a meltdown? I'm pretty sure it was in a previous quote thread, but I don't have archives. I absolutely remember reading about it though.
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I remember it being dubbed "the Matryoshka Doll three-way" afterwards, but naught of the quote itself.
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Super Waffle posted:Does anyone have, or even remember, a series of posts from a PYF Sex Stories thread or something, about a goon who had a three-way with a girl and her mother? OVer the course of the story he goes from "hell yeah " to "what have I done? ", and ends up having a meltdown? I want to say it was rxcowboy. Whoever it was, he has an avatar of the T-rex and banner from Jurassic Park. I remember rxcowboy because it was only after he started posting about his drug habits in PYF that I realized what his username meant.
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22 Eargesplitten posted:I want to say it was rxcowboy. Whoever it was, he has an avatar of the T-rex and banner from Jurassic Park. I remember rxcowboy because it was only after he started posting about his drug habits in PYF that I realized what his username meant. It was. The whole thing kind of played out in the thread because I remember a lot of super-creepy posters were really strongly encouraging him to do it even though he had misgivings. And he seemed pretty weirded out by the whole thing once it was over. Then it got overshadowed by the poster who was hosed by their dog so
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Kimmalah posted:It was. The whole thing kind of played out in the thread because I remember a lot of super-creepy posters were really strongly encouraging him to do it even though he had misgivings. And he seemed pretty weirded out by the whole thing once it was over. has truly made me one of the elite.
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On the subject of Game of Thrones:MariusLecter posted:Wonder if Reek will have a happy ending this season. Frostwerks posted:Something tells me Reek will never again have a happy ending.
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Kimmalah posted:Then it got overshadowed by the poster who was hosed by their dog so Was that Morally Inept or the one who was crawling around on all fours naked and ended up mounted by her dog? There are too many goddamn dog fuckers around here.
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By the dog is the crawling around one. Morally Inept was the top with his dog.
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