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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Mentalizer posted:

Was that Morally Inept or the one who was crawling around on all fours naked and ended up mounted by her dog?

explain this one to me

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RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Orkin Mang posted:

explain this one to me

It was a different goon.
They overshared and said when she was crawling under the couch the dog jumped on her, "trapped" her there and hosed her for several minutes.


it was problematic in a highly institutional way to the mods to make fun of her for it.

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Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
She was also the one that wouldn't shut up about how poop kept coming out of her rear end at inopportune moments throughout her adult life. (Again, unrelated to the paralyzed girl being raped into incontinence)and somehow this made her ~quirky.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

It was a different goon.
They overshared and said when she was crawling under the couch the dog jumped on her, "trapped" her there and hosed her for several minutes.


it was problematic in a highly institutional way to the mods to make fun of her for it.

The mods were in the right.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

It was a different goon.
They overshared and said when she was crawling under the couch the dog jumped on her, "trapped" her there and hosed her for several minutes.


it was problematic in a highly institutional way to the mods to make fun of her for it.

that must have been a big dog

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Orkin Mang posted:

that must have been a big dog

Only the biggest dog.

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

it was problematic in a highly institutional way to the mods to make fun of her for it.
"sloop"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Only the biggest dog.


Huh I thought bigdog shirts were supposed to be #badassboomer but tbh it's not very badass that your wife doesn't want to gently caress.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Huh I thought bigdog shirts were supposed to be #badassboomer but tbh it's not very badass that your wife doesn't want to gently caress.

I think the implication is meant to be "... but I gently caress her anyway, because I am a Real Man". You don't wear that kind of T-shirt as a marker of your belief in a woman's right to deny you sex.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Huh I thought bigdog shirts were supposed to be #badassboomer but tbh it's not very badass that your wife doesn't want to gently caress.
You wear that shirt when having Craigslist hookups with other married men in Big Dog shirts.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Frostwerks posted:

The mods were in the right.

I don't really remember the mods making fun of her at first, just that the thread derailed between serious debates about whether it could be considered rape because a dog did it and posters who were infuriated because she hit the dog immediately afterwards. Good times, good times.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
She also kept flipping out and calling attention to it whenever someone vaguely mentioned dog sex in other threads, which struck me as a bit self-defeating. Morally Inept at least embraced his reputation. :v:

Broshevik
Mar 25, 2011

No Pain
Apparently people will talk about the time you got hosed up the rear end by a dog if you post about it in an open forum, who knew?

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Oct 30, 2009

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That's a cool dog on that shirt. Cooler than you.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I'm pretty sure it was in a previous quote thread, but I don't have archives. I absolutely remember reading about it though.

It's pretty hard to find given how EPW started nuking the quotes threads left and right during her meltdown and some were gassed, some were goldmined, some sunk into the archives.

I found the 2013 quote thread (380+ pages so its probably in there) and it's hilarious because the thread turned into a full blown EPW freakout where everyone was getting probated left and right for not adhering to her constantly shifting rules. I can't remember when EPW "retired" but it was due to SomethingSensitive doxxing her or something and then it came out she was writing tonnes of "pseudo-incest" erotica novels, had dozens of cats, etc.

BroJo's freakout seemed tied to the Aatrek outing and led to him mass probating people and closing tons of threads, but gave us the famous "nig nog tryin to get a hand beezy"

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Orkin Mang posted:

explain this one to me

Morally Inept btw

quote:

I honestly try to block out my childhood because of a particular portion of my life where I was hornier than anything. I remember my first experience with any kind of porn material was when I happened across an LAXpress newspaper that was thrown on the street and had all sorts of advertisements and pictures of people who you could pay for sex. I remember hiding it outside in the "playhouse" we had in the back yard. I would hide it behind some planks and every so often go outside and masturbate to the pictures. After that I became hyped up on masterbation. Almost daily I would find an excuse to whack off. Even to the point that I would take my sisters stuffed bears and rip an ear off and in the bathroom hump the teddy bear in the ear and ejaculate in the head. After a while this made a pretty disgusting teddy bear that would crinkle with dried semen as my sister would try to play with it.

Believe it or not it gets much worse but I think this is enough for now.

quote:

It gets worse than this....lets just say that Buffy was a female dog and my depravity knew no limits. I try to avoid that memory at all costs.

He also thought he was being clever by editing his SAClopedia page
http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2470

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

pentyne posted:

It's pretty hard to find given how EPW started nuking the quotes threads left and right during her meltdown and some were gassed, some were goldmined, some sunk into the archives.

I found the 2013 quote thread (380+ pages so its probably in there) and it's hilarious because the thread turned into a full blown EPW freakout where everyone was getting probated left and right for not adhering to her constantly shifting rules. I can't remember when EPW "retired" but it was due to SomethingSensitive doxxing her or something and then it came out she was writing tonnes of "pseudo-incest" erotica novels, had dozens of cats, etc.

BroJo's freakout seemed tied to the Aatrek outing and led to him mass probating people and closing tons of threads, but gave us the famous "nig nog tryin to get a hand beezy"

This is why I write all my incest erotica under a pen name.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Aphrodite posted:

This is why I write all my incest erotica under a pen name.
Are you Staedtler or Bic?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
He said incest erotica, those are my pen names for my insect erotica.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


pentyne posted:

BroJo's freakout seemed tied to the Aatrek outing and led to him mass probating people and closing tons of threads, but gave us the famous "nig nog tryin to get a hand beezy"

SS doxxed him too, apparently he's over 40 and lives with his mom or something? I do remember that it culminated in QCS when Ozma or someone snapped and said "You want to know why I demodded you? I demodded you because of you. Jesus Christ, shut up."

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Acne Rain posted:

He said incest erotica, those are my pen names for my insect erotica.

It's best to keep things compartmentalized.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Kavak posted:

SS doxxed him too, apparently he's over 40 and lives with his mom or something? I do remember that it culminated in QCS when Ozma or someone snapped and said "You want to know why I demodded you? I demodded you because of you. Jesus Christ, shut up."

I had to google this to be sure but hahahahha SS/SASS are still a thing and have like 2,000 members, what the gently caress

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I had to google this to be sure but hahahahha SS/SASS are still a thing and have like 2,000 members, what the gently caress

They are most vindictive petty group of assholes I've ever seen. They literally live and breath to hate SA forums and treat "exiles" like HondaRider like favored sons who rose up against cruelty and tyranny.

I can barely imagine getting mad enough to Helldump someone in a SA thread much less joining another group that exists solely for the purpose of doxxing people and trying to gently caress up their real lives.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Now imagine getting so riled up about not getting to post in PYF that you join a hate site. No? Me neither I got nothing.

I mean it's sad beyond sad. They're literally livid about not getting to hang out with you people, of all people. All the idiots of GBS they miss, envy and covet.

We should send someone on a humanitarian mission of mercy, but I'm afraid we'd just end up with a genocide on our hands, and the envoy would be like "they uh, they were like that when we got here" gesturing dejectedly toward a pile of corpses, blood dripping from their makeshift knuckle dusters. I mean everyone would understand and the world would be a better place, but still.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Karate Bastard posted:

Now imagine getting so riled up about not getting to post in PYF that you join a hate site. No? Me neither I got nothing.

I mean it's sad beyond sad. They're literally livid about not getting to hang out with you people, of all people. All the idiots of GBS they miss, envy and covet.

We should send someone on a humanitarian mission of mercy, but I'm afraid we'd just end up with a genocide on our hands, and the envoy would be like "they uh, they were like that when we got here" gesturing dejectedly toward a pile of corpses, blood dripping from their makeshift knuckle dusters. I mean everyone would understand and the world would be a better place, but still.

Watch out, man--lots of them still read SA and even post here. Keep talking like that and you'll get a call from your neighbor: "Hey, sorry to bother you, but this fat unshaven guy just stopped outside your house and took a bunch of photos."

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
poo poo you're right, im gay, mods are pedos and I'm sad I paid ten dollars to join all these people who suck, just have them stolen off me by the pedos for posting like an upstanding citizen with class. Excuse me while I make a bunch of threads in gbs repeating this o poo poo someone beat me to it.

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Something Sensitive is this bizarro version of Something Awful with all sorts of weird, messed up stuff, like, free registration, users being able to change the pixels on their avatars and custom titles without paying real life money for it, a search forum function that can find things

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Grandmother of Five posted:

a search forum function that can find things

at least we know radium didn't flee there after he was let go

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Grandmother of Five posted:

Something Sensitive is this bizarro version of Something Awful with all sorts of weird, messed up stuff, like, free registration, users being able to change the pixels on their avatars and custom titles without paying real life money for it, a search forum function that can find things

So do proboards but I'm not spending all my time on one of those.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I had to google this to be sure but hahahahha SS/SASS are still a thing and have like 2,000 members, what the gently caress

Yep, they recently doxxed Franco too which is at least part of the reason he's no longer a mod (other than him seemingly hating the job anyway).

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Aphrodite posted:

This is why I write all my incest erotica under a pen name.

She did too.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax

pentyne posted:

They are most vindictive petty group of assholes I've ever seen. They literally live and breath to hate SA forums and treat "exiles" like HondaRider like favored sons who rose up against cruelty and tyranny.

I can barely imagine getting mad enough to Helldump someone in a SA thread much less joining another group that exists solely for the purpose of doxxing people and trying to gently caress up their real lives.

Isn't this website built on the premise of making fun of other websites? In that context the 2 are no different, especially when you consider that talking about certain things here can lead to the loss of a ten dollar purchase.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

Isn't this website built on the premise of making fun of other websites? In that context the 2 are no different, especially when you consider that talking about certain things here can lead to the loss of a ten dollar purchase.

There's a difference between making fun of another website from an objective standpoint and posting endlessly about being butthurt that you can't post on one specific site. I mean I see the comparison but there's a not so subtle difference between the two.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I only joined this site because Ebaum's World made fun of me.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

Isn't this website built on the premise of making fun of other websites? In that context the 2 are no different, especially when you consider that talking about certain things here can lead to the loss of a ten dollar purchase.

it doesn't take a thorough look around here or really much thought at all to see this place is not like something sensitive, we are not the real monsters

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
The only difference is opinions about politics. Virtually identical apart from that.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
There's entire forums here not about making fun of people and in fact many will probate you for trash talking creators who have accounts.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Acne Rain posted:

There's entire forums here not about making fun of people and in fact many will probate you for trash talking creators who have accounts.
Name one.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Here is a goon quote by me, Something Awful Forums user mr.capps:

Something Awful is a comedy forum.
Something Sensitive is a punchline.
:c00lbert:

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


mr.capps posted:

Here is a goon quote by me, Something Awful Forums user mr.capps:

Something Awful is a comedy forum.
Something Sensitive is a punchline.
:c00lbert:

This is nice

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