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it's so hard to find a fat woman online
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 10:24 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:06 |
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lol april fools gotcha!
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 10:25 |
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toggle posted:lol april fools It's not April
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 10:53 |
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oh
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 10:55 |
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froward posted:"They tell the men that sex is never part of the deal. This is the golden rule of rinsing: the guys' wallet stays open, but the girls' legs remain closed." if you think a sugar daddy relationship doesn't involve sex.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 15:32 |
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Papercut posted:if you think a sugar daddy relationship doesn't involve sex. wait, i'm supposed to be sexing her? im terrible at this
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:08 |
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Eyespy posted:Oh hey a message on OKCupid, let's see who it is... Avril Lavigne? Dealbreaker right there.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:14 |
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what's tafe?
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:21 |
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tafe is australian for community college
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 16:27 |
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Papercut posted:if you think a sugar daddy relationship doesn't involve sex. Doesn't necessarily have to involve sex, I mean it is the norm but companionship is all it really boils down to.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 17:12 |
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I dunno, companionship? I'd not be able to last a minute without asking her about her weird nose, or tatted eyebrows, thus ending it.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 17:56 |
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staberind posted:I dunno, companionship? I'd not be able to last a minute without asking her about her weird nose, or tatted eyebrows, thus ending it. no sir, you have hacked the system, for through your unexpected negging you shall thereby defeat the curse of the sugardaddy and she'll pay for your dinner before taking you to her chambers
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 18:28 |
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Scald posted:Doesn't necessarily have to involve sex, I mean it is the norm but companionship is all it really boils down to. True, but the girls in that video are clearly prostitutes. The whole "rinsing" claim sounds about as accurate as other prostitutes claiming they're charging for their time only and anything that happens during that time is just between two consenting adults.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 18:46 |
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No look they just want 500 roses for a sensual massage
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 18:58 |
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i met up with a girl from ok cupid and i dont want to talk to her again but every time i log onto okcupid it says i've gotten a message from her (i didnt). i'm really paranoid that okcupid keeps sending her the same message but she's ignoring it and thinks i'm super creepy.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 19:29 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i met up with a girl from ok cupid and i dont want to talk to her again but every time i log onto okcupid it says i've gotten a message from her (i didnt). i'm really paranoid that okcupid keeps sending her the same message but she's ignoring it and thinks i'm super creepy. It is, and you are
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 19:58 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i met up with a girl from ok cupid and i dont want to talk to her again but every time i log onto okcupid it says i've gotten a message from her (i didnt). i'm really paranoid that okcupid keeps sending her the same message but she's ignoring it and thinks i'm super creepy. Either you need to block her or you already blocked her and a glitch is showing an unread message (that will always remain unread) every time you log on.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 20:28 |
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sometimes I wish I was born a very attractive girl so that I could get gifts from lonely nerds on the internet and then id take pictures of myself nude and turn back into a guy and jack off to them
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 20:42 |
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ThePriceIsRight posted:sometimes I wish I was born a very attractive girl so that I could get gifts from lonely nerds on the internet and then id take pictures of myself nude and turn back into a guy and jack off to them i think i've seen this anime
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 20:46 |
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i'm not watching 46 minutes of this, but look at those eyebrows. why is that a trend now? who thinks that is a good look?
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 21:23 |
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even your hot british girls dont compare to ours smh
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 21:53 |
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Pon de Bundy posted:even your hot british girls dont compare to ours did you even see danica? the only legit hot one in that video the rest were skanks
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 21:54 |
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whatis posted:as a dude librarian who met his current sex-crazed doctor girlfriend off of okcupid, just lol @ pages 18 through 20 Indeed, a single sample is (if you are to believed, fellow GBS poster) exactly as relevant as the odds. This is also a reminder to play the lottery. A lot. It is the epitome of fiscal responsibility according to a guy who won the lottery. Supposedly. He certainly said he did. And that sex crazed doctor girlfirend... ... her name was Monica Belucci.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 22:13 |
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ThePriceIsRight posted:did you even see danica? the only legit hot one in that video the rest were skanks this is the okcupid thread have you SEEN the women posted in this thread those girls are hot in a midwestern bachelorette party hot not "im gonna buy this bitch a car" hot
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 22:15 |
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Pon de Bundy posted:even your hot british girls dont compare to ours Brits don't understand, genetically, temperature. A cold brew and a hot girl to them is basically body temperature pisswater in the rest of the civilized world. Also its hard to date a Brit woman as they're usually two time moms by the time they finish high school. I've been to Brighton, I've seen it.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 22:18 |
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quote:About me
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 22:21 |
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hmm
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 22:27 |
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doggystyle with HEAD IN THE TOILET man that bitch is hosed up
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 22:27 |
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Horse play (everything to do with it)
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 22:28 |
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General Bullshit › okcupid.txt: it's just horse girls all the way down
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 22:31 |
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Libelous Slander posted:General Bullshit › okcupid.txt: it's just horse girls all the way down Pro tip: if you see a girl and she mentions liking horses or owning horses or there's a picture of her on a horse, run. Run as far and fast as you can. Pon de Bundy posted:
Half of her 'writings' are straight-up daddy-daughter incest stories, which gives the third sentence of her profile context.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 22:38 |
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Breetai posted:Pro tip: if you see a girl and she mentions liking horses or owning horses or there's a picture of her on a horse, run. Man, why don't people like this ever hide these things about themselves. How do you manage to grow up without developing a filter for poo poo like this.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 22:58 |
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nutranurse posted:Man, why don't people like this ever hide these things about themselves. How do you manage to grow up without developing a filter for poo poo like this. its almost like the normal attractive girls arent on okcupid and have boyfriends and happy lives but i bet daddy incest girl still gets a lotttt of messages in short kill computer
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 23:01 |
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lmao you read that whole thing with a boner
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 23:23 |
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would
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 23:36 |
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how me a frog posted:Brits don't understand, genetically, temperature. A cold brew and a hot girl to them is basically body temperature pisswater in the rest of the civilized world. We are well aware of the state of our women. Why do you think the empire was so vast.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 23:51 |
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If she's hot that post would take my half chub to a whole new level
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 23:53 |
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fet life is cheating when trying to find hosed up people
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 23:56 |
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Breetai posted:Pro tip: if you see a girl and she mentions liking horses or owning horses or there's a picture of her on a horse, run. Why? She's on a horse you can't outrun a horse
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 23:57 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:06 |
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toggle posted:i'm not watching 46 minutes of this, but look at those eyebrows. why is that a trend now? who thinks that is a good look? But you're missing out on the sexy stilts-walker. gently caress it. It's funnier to see in action. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACJ7-_G16G0&t=773s
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