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No.44
Dec 14, 2012

Car thief goes to great lengths to bust his own face up:

http://gawker.com/car-thief-throws-brick-at-car-brick-bounces-off-car-k-1688676265

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Heroes all of them.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

:eyepop: What? How?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





I can only assume it involved a katana.

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

David Gray sighed...

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
"Looks like it's time.... to get Siri-ous."

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Luckily it was a flashbang

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



From the incompetence and the green wig I like to think this is the clown army.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Centripetal Horse posted:

"A" and "B" are the same color.


Not on my laptop.

Stupid angle-induced gamma gradients. The real freude is missing a page of thread, though. Carry on.

Tunicate has a new favorite as of 06:33 on Mar 1, 2015

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Adding to that image Jihadi John's identity has been all over the bloody newspapers.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

bobjr posted:



Luckily it was a flashbang

Do flashbangs emit smoke?

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Wandle Cax posted:

Do flashbangs emit smoke?

Yes.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
http://www.inquisitr.com/1881557/richard-mack-obamacare/

Richard Mack, Sheriff Who Refused Obamacare, Now Begs Strangers For Cash To Pay Medical Bills.

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

rydiafan posted:

From the incompetence and the green wig I like to think this is the clown army.

In terms of of doing a live grenade excercise in middle of woods, I'd agree. This is exactly why there are no obstructions in training grounds. But to be fair to the recruit, throwing a grenade for the first time is a terrifying experience for a lot of people. I threw a live grenade that didn't even fly halfway to the target because I was half paralyzed with fear.

Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010
It's just hilariously perfect the way he just stares at it, and goes stiff as a board when it goes off.

QuiteEasilyDone
Jul 2, 2010

Won't you play with me?

Hulebr00670065006e posted:

It's just hilariously perfect the way he just stares at it, and goes stiff as a board when it goes off.

Observe the lesser brother to the fencing response, the planking response.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kLFgsMLxFE

Alexey Shved after his basketball powers were stolen by the Monstars

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Jippa posted:

http://www.inquisitr.com/1881557/richard-mack-obamacare/

Richard Mack, Sheriff Who Refused Obamacare, Now Begs Strangers For Cash To Pay Medical Bills.

I suspect this is the work of a goon.

quote:

Dear taker, Please accept this handout from a gay, progressive, gun-hating, ACLU-loving, climate change-believing atheist who doesn’t view healthcare as a luxury. Though I’ve never taken a dime in welfare, nor have I ever started a GoFundMe campaign, I understand that everyone needs help at times… even those who spend their lives trying to prevent people from getting the help they need. So, beg on! We all want you healthy and back doing what you do best: lecturing others on personal responsibility without a hint of shame or irony.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Jippa posted:

http://www.inquisitr.com/1881557/richard-mack-obamacare/

Richard Mack, Sheriff Who Refused Obamacare, Now Begs Strangers For Cash To Pay Medical Bills.

Waiting for his inevitable statement:
"See? No one needs Obamacare. We just got by fine! Bootstraps ho!"

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

mcbexx posted:

Waiting for his inevitable statement:
"See? No one needs Obamacare. We just got by fine! Bootstraps ho!"


Given the people who are donating and the messages they're leaving, he's all set up for his next heart attack.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

The most beautiful schadenfreude I've seen all week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdQw9dGrAEU

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Jippa posted:

http://www.inquisitr.com/1881557/richard-mack-obamacare/

Richard Mack, Sheriff Who Refused Obamacare, Now Begs Strangers For Cash To Pay Medical Bills.

What a terrible person. Goodness.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHfi5YaylVg

Guy goes in for a hug with goalkeeper Tim Howard in an airport, and gets stopped by the Great Wall of Howard

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
It must be truly awful to know that the only reason you're getting life saving healthcare is because of the very people you despise.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Nah, you need self awareness and introspection for that.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Part of me wants to believe he will realize what a dick he's been but you just know he will spin this to be "See? I didn't have obamacare and I made it just fine when I had to go to the hospital!"

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Foxhound posted:

Part of me wants to believe he will realize what a dick he's been but you just know he will spin this to be "See? I didn't have obamacare and I made it just fine when I had to go to the hospital!"
Charity as a replacement for social security works!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

He's invented GoFundMeCare.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



He invented Juche.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Foxhound posted:

Part of me wants to believe he will realize what a dick he's been but you just know he will spin this to be "See? I didn't have obamacare and I made it just fine when I had to go to the hospital!"

Some of the comments of the donors are saying the family is screening donor comments, so Richard Mack ain't gonna learn a drat thing.

Krackleburt
Aug 24, 2008
I feel like the schadenfreude was ruined for me when I saw that his GoFundMe thing has raised over $24k. :negative:

hiddenriverninja posted:

Richard Mack ain't gonna learn a drat thing.

Indeed.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
He seems pretty smart to be tapping into the hipster irony fund so Im torn.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Trivia
Feb 8, 2006

I'm an obtuse man,
so I'll try to be oblique.

Krackleburt posted:

I feel like the schadenfreude was ruined for me when I saw that his GoFundMe thing has raised over $24k. :negative:

24k in med bills is peanuts.

In the end he probably really will learn something.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ieqhk_botchamania-268_sport



New Botchamania. There's a couple of minutes of clearly being able to hear John Cena during his match at the recent PPV as well as more tables that never break.

Testekill has a new favorite as of 00:41 on Mar 2, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Wrestling. Great fun.

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009
Jessica Ainscough, Australia's 'wellness warrior', dies of cancer aged 30

Ainscough, who attracted thousands of followers on social media, shunned conventional medical treatment for her rare cancer and tried to cure it with Gerson therapy

:australia: :ghost:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Jombo posted:

Jessica Ainscough, Australia's 'wellness warrior', dies of cancer aged 30

Ainscough, who attracted thousands of followers on social media, shunned conventional medical treatment for her rare cancer and tried to cure it with Gerson therapy

:australia: :ghost:

Is there a crying enema bag smiley? Because that's what's needed here.

Also: Her mother, Sharyn, followed her daughter in advocating Gerson therapy after being diagnosed with breast cancer, and died in 2013.

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
And so another imbecile is prevented from voting for Tony Abbott.

Pity, though. She was definitely a Would.

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