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CharlieWhiskey posted:Who is the guy in the lower right? Smashmouth lead singer and his non egg eating face. (right?)
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Feb 28, 2015 16:22
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beato posted:I have a tale about that. A friend of a friend was gonna get married. One evening the young couple were talking about fetishes and he mentioned scat porn and that it was something he'd never seen in reality but found the idea really kinky. Not sure why, but his wife-to-be actually agreed to squat on a glass coffee table and poo poo while he wanked underneath. Apparently this is how it went down... She got on the table did a fart and a waterfall of green diarrhoea followed it, it seeped over the edges and on to him and the carpet, he was so disgusted he vomited and called the wedding off. I would say something about this sounding like STDH, but, well...
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Feb 28, 2015 16:49
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Breetai posted:So did he cum, or what? Jesus, man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public.
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Feb 28, 2015 19:36
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Breetai posted:So did he cum, or what? Wouldn't you?
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Feb 28, 2015 20:52
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Three Douche Moon.
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Feb 28, 2015 22:06
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I would say something about this sounding like STDH, but, well... I think his friend's marriages are destined for failure another one was called off after the groom got stripped naked and tied to a lamp-post while on his stag do in Prague... He got raped by a tramp while the rest of the group were in a bar.
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Feb 28, 2015 22:42
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beato posted:I think his friend's marriages are destined for failure another one was called off after the groom got stripped naked and tied to a lamp-post while on his stag do in Prague... He got raped by a tramp while the rest of the group were in a bar. So did he cum, or what?
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Mar 1, 2015 00:44
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Enough with the scheisse porn!
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Mar 1, 2015 00:49
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Say Nothing posted:Enough with the scheisse porn! Someone needs to scrape out the "Y" in "Your" also.
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Mar 1, 2015 00:51
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Spotted in an IKEA
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Mar 1, 2015 03:30
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The MSJ posted:Spotted in an IKEA I would play the HELL out of The Pimps. Aspiration: Get a top bitch.
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Mar 1, 2015 05:00
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Honestly, Grandma's Auto would also probably be fun, at least for a few minutes.
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Mar 1, 2015 06:18
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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But you can't drive any fast than 25 mph?
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Mar 1, 2015 08:25
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InequalityGodzilla posted:But you can't drive any fast than 25 mph? It'd probably be a lot like the mission in VC where you're running moonshine with Gary Busey.
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Mar 1, 2015 08:46
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InequalityGodzilla posted:But you can't drive any fast than 25 mph? Your vision is blurry, and all your control inputs have a half second delay.
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Mar 1, 2015 10:47
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And you're bombarded with a constant stream of racism.
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Mar 1, 2015 14:01
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Every time you push your foot down to hit the brake, there's a random chance of hitting the gas instead, sending you rocketing into a crowd of people at a farmer's market.
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Mar 1, 2015 14:19
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Istari posted:And you're bombarded with a constant stream of racism. "I've got nothing against afro-americans. I just don't think a person of color has any business being president. Which way is the Dairy Queen, again?"
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Mar 1, 2015 14:23
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You'd get to see the world through a pair of those wrap around sunglasses and drive a station wagon that looks brand new. The only missions would be going to the salon for an old lady fro, sunday quilting, or the early bird at IHOP. Why is Kevin James wearing clown makeup? I heart bacon has a new favorite as of 18:16 on Mar 1, 2015 |
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Mar 1, 2015 18:13
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I heart bacon posted:You'd get to see the world through a pair of those wrap around sunglasses and drive a station wagon that looks brand new. The only missions would be going to the salon for an old lady fro, sunday quilting, or the early bird at IHOP. That's Guy Fieri
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Mar 1, 2015 18:34
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Nastyman posted:That's Guy Fieri 
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Mar 1, 2015 20:37
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Nastyman posted:That's Guy Fieri Yeah, you can identify the breed by their 'bacon sweat' defensive mechanisms.
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Mar 1, 2015 21:43
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Please don't be afraid of your new fridge.
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Mar 2, 2015 00:58
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I've heard of things costing an arm and a leg before but this is just ridiculous
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Mar 2, 2015 01:00
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I have recently discovered something called "lovely food porn" and these ganache cupcakes definitely qualify:
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I heart bacon posted:You'd get to see the world through a pair of those wrap around sunglasses and drive a station wagon that looks brand new. The only missions would be going to the salon for an old lady fro, sunday quilting, or the early bird at IHOP. DLC: Arguing with a teenage cashier at the fabric store about the expiration date of your 8 month old coupon. Writing a check at the grocery store and seeing how long you can hold up the entire line. Sending your grandson a childish birthday card with a check for $8 in it, for his 20th birthday. Mini-game: sorting your pills correctly.
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Mar 2, 2015 01:18
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Meatwave posted:I have recently discovered something called "lovely food porn" and these ganache cupcakes definitely qualify: You are welcome in the anti-food porn thread, friend.
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Mar 2, 2015 01:23
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a kitten posted:Please don't be afraid of your new fridge. Do all new fridges announce that they are storing narcotics?
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Mar 2, 2015 01:48
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The MSJ posted:Do all new fridges announce that they are storing narcotics? That just means the crack call is working. 
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Mar 2, 2015 02:33
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Guess he really is that hungry.
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Mar 2, 2015 04:34
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Are there people old enough now to have nostalgia for Teletubbies?
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Mar 2, 2015 08:28
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MagicAlex posted:Are there people old enough now to have nostalgia for Teletubbies? 
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Mar 2, 2015 08:48
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MagicAlex posted:Are there people old enough now to have nostalgia for Teletubbies? The newest batch of barely legal pornstars were born in 1996. So, yes. The answer is yes.
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Mar 2, 2015 11:06
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SatansBestBuddy posted:The newest batch of barely legal pornstars were born in 1996. 
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