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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Haruharuharuko posted:

Is it 1994 what the hell? Also the singer there looks to be about 2-3 years away from going full Babushka.

Wait, is this the first reported case of a Russian woman not turning from model to babushka in an instant? Is this the missing link between those forms?

This is unique. Please have her delivered to my lab directly. I need to do research.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Are the saw blades like Russian mafia medals of honor?

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Carbon dioxide posted:

This is unique. Please have her delivered to my lab directly. I need to do research.

Just keep them away from starches and dont feed them after midnight and you might get close in your experiments

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




now this is story all about how

my life is flip, turn upside down

and I would like to take a minute, just let me talk

I tell you how I bekome intern of plake kall Gulag

in northeastern Latvia born and raise

doing labor was how I spend most of my day

Farming, not relaxing, plowing in my slaks, hallukinate of malnourish outside kommunal shak

when a kouple of guys who are fight over food

start attrakt attenshun in my neighborhood

I witness one little fight, dauttir rape, son is flogged

They say "you're moving with extended family to Gulag"

they order for a kab and when it kome near

likense plate say Stalin and have scythe in the mirror

they beat me real hard, to the face 20 slogs

Politburo finish, say "take off to Gulag!"

I pull up to kamp, say "wasn't me, it was neighbor!"

And kabby yell back "ten years of hard labor!"

Look at my prison, I kant brethe bekause smog

As I markh down to prokessing room in Gulag

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



kalstrams posted:

now this is story all about how

my life is flip, turn upside down

and I would like to take a minute, just let me talk

I tell you how I bekome intern of plake kall Gulag

in northeastern Latvia born and raise

doing labor was how I spend most of my day

Farming, not relaxing, plowing in my slaks, hallukinate of malnourish outside kommunal shak

when a kouple of guys who are fight over food

start attrakt attenshun in my neighborhood

I witness one little fight, dauttir rape, son is flogged

They say "you're moving with extended family to Gulag"

they order for a kab and when it kome near

likense plate say Stalin and have scythe in the mirror

they beat me real hard, to the face 20 slogs

Politburo finish, say "take off to Gulag!"

I pull up to kamp, say "wasn't me, it was neighbor!"

And kabby yell back "ten years of hard labor!"

Look at my prison, I kant brethe bekause smog

As I markh down to prokessing room in Gulag

5

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Epoxy Bulletin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aQ-lcDi9r4 all is good, sing to celebrate our good leisure

lol imagine listening to this in like a dreary commie block. what a contrast

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs + Red Riding Hood and Wolf.

Rambling Robot fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Mar 2, 2015

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


kalstrams posted:

now this is story all about how

my life is flip, turn upside down

and I would like to take a minute, just let me talk

I tell you how I bekome intern of plake kall Gulag

in northeastern Latvia born and raise

doing labor was how I spend most of my day

Farming, not relaxing, plowing in my slaks, hallukinate of malnourish outside kommunal shak

when a kouple of guys who are fight over food

start attrakt attenshun in my neighborhood

I witness one little fight, dauttir rape, son is flogged

They say "you're moving with extended family to Gulag"

they order for a kab and when it kome near

likense plate say Stalin and have scythe in the mirror

they beat me real hard, to the face 20 slogs

Politburo finish, say "take off to Gulag!"

I pull up to kamp, say "wasn't me, it was neighbor!"

And kabby yell back "ten years of hard labor!"

Look at my prison, I kant brethe bekause smog

As I markh down to prokessing room in Gulag

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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kalstrams posted:

now this is story all about how

my life is flip, turn upside down

and I would like to take a minute, just let me talk

I tell you how I bekome intern of plake kall Gulag

in northeastern Latvia born and raise

doing labor was how I spend most of my day

Farming, not relaxing, plowing in my slaks, hallukinate of malnourish outside kommunal shak

when a kouple of guys who are fight over food

start attrakt attenshun in my neighborhood

I witness one little fight, dauttir rape, son is flogged

They say "you're moving with extended family to Gulag"

they order for a kab and when it kome near

likense plate say Stalin and have scythe in the mirror

they beat me real hard, to the face 20 slogs

Politburo finish, say "take off to Gulag!"

I pull up to kamp, say "wasn't me, it was neighbor!"

And kabby yell back "ten years of hard labor!"

Look at my prison, I kant brethe bekause smog

As I markh down to prokessing room in Gulag

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

kalstrams posted:

now this is story all about how

my life is flip, turn upside down

and I would like to take a minute, just let me talk

I tell you how I bekome intern of plake kall Gulag

in northeastern Latvia born and raise

doing labor was how I spend most of my day

Farming, not relaxing, plowing in my slaks, hallukinate of malnourish outside kommunal shak

when a kouple of guys who are fight over food

start attrakt attenshun in my neighborhood

I witness one little fight, dauttir rape, son is flogged

They say "you're moving with extended family to Gulag"

they order for a kab and when it kome near

likense plate say Stalin and have scythe in the mirror

they beat me real hard, to the face 20 slogs

Politburo finish, say "take off to Gulag!"

I pull up to kamp, say "wasn't me, it was neighbor!"

And kabby yell back "ten years of hard labor!"

Look at my prison, I kant brethe bekause smog

As I markh down to prokessing room in Gulag

what about potato?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

what about potato?
is no such thing, only kold, dark

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

kalstrams posted:

is no such thing, only kold, dark

in gulag potato is bone of a dead friend. such is life.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Frog Act posted:

lol imagine listening to this in like a dreary commie block. what a contrast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kODPP4kRzy4

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

i'm p sure putins fear of the gays is the whole reason for cold war 2

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Rambling Robot posted:

in gulag potato is bone of a dead friend. such is life.

but bone has worm :(

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




beato posted:

but bone has worm :(
worm is no malnourish, worm is protein

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



kalstrams posted:

worm is no malnourish, worm is protein

yes but man with worm is target

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

beato posted:

but bone has worm :(

but worm was human flesh. his family not yet eaten all. such is gulag.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

Lone Tuna posted:

http://youtu.be/T65SwzHAbes Russian world view summed up in one quick video

Wow this is practically the opinion of every Russian I've ever met. I mean I think I've met maybe 8 in my life, but they all talked like that.


Yet moved here and became citizens....

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Funkysauce posted:

Wow this is practically the opinion of every Russian I've ever met. I mean I think I've met maybe 8 in my life, but they all talked like that.


Yet moved here and became citizens....

I know a Russian and his mother who are very different. I wonder why... Ah, yes. They are jews and had to emigrate to Germany.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Hogge Wild posted:

sounds like gbs

lol

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Lucy Heartfilia posted:

I know a Russian and his mother who are very different. I wonder why... Ah, yes. They are jews and had to emigrate to Germany.

i know a russian jew who moved here when he was fifteen and he's always talking poo poo about russia too

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

slavs brains evolved to be attracted to special types of berries, which coincidentally look exactly like authoritarianism. that's why they always have all these lovely opinions :biotruths:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
"Yes, let's deport all the smartest people who are good at making money"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

ElGroucho posted:

"Yes, let's deport all the smartest people who are good at making money"

"Ve dont need moneys, ve happy without moneys, like big family - no need money, just love."
- poo poo Russians believe

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 204 days!)

you misspelled vodka several times fwiw

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gender illusionist posted:

i'm p sure putins fear of the gays is the whole reason for cold war 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



the beauty of Putins PR approach is that you believe exactly what he wants you to believe because he wants people believing all sorts of contradictory poo poo about him

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



West SAAB Story posted:

you misspelled vodka several times fwiw

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

god he's one awkward motherfucker

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

kalstrams posted:

now this is story all about how

my life is flip, turn upside down

and I would like to take a minute, just let me talk

I tell you how I bekome intern of plake kall Gulag

in northeastern Latvia born and raise

doing labor was how I spend most of my day

Farming, not relaxing, plowing in my slaks, hallukinate of malnourish outside kommunal shak

when a kouple of guys who are fight over food

start attrakt attenshun in my neighborhood

I witness one little fight, dauttir rape, son is flogged

They say "you're moving with extended family to Gulag"

they order for a kab and when it kome near

likense plate say Stalin and have scythe in the mirror

they beat me real hard, to the face 20 slogs

Politburo finish, say "take off to Gulag!"

I pull up to kamp, say "wasn't me, it was neighbor!"

And kabby yell back "ten years of hard labor!"

Look at my prison, I kant brethe bekause smog

As I markh down to prokessing room in Gulag

Burns
May 10, 2008

Novorossiya: Basically Call of Duty is actually right.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Burns posted:

Novorossiya: Basically Call of Duty is actually right.

And BF3/BF4 are totally wrong

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gender illusionist posted:

god he's one awkward motherfucker

it's no wonder why he spends millions of dollars on creating a macho he-man image.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Cthulu Carl posted:

Are the saw blades like Russian mafia medals of honor?

Hahaha

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


im still amused this was published by his own news service

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



kalstrams posted:

now this is story all about how

my life is flip, turn upside down

and I would like to take a minute, just let me talk

I tell you how I bekome intern of plake kall Gulag

in northeastern Latvia born and raise

doing labor was how I spend most of my day

Farming, not relaxing, plowing in my slaks, hallukinate of malnourish outside kommunal shak

when a kouple of guys who are fight over food

start attrakt attenshun in my neighborhood

I witness one little fight, dauttir rape, son is flogged

They say "you're moving with extended family to Gulag"

they order for a kab and when it kome near

likense plate say Stalin and have scythe in the mirror

they beat me real hard, to the face 20 slogs

Politburo finish, say "take off to Gulag!"

I pull up to kamp, say "wasn't me, it was neighbor!"

And kabby yell back "ten years of hard labor!"

Look at my prison, I kant brethe bekause smog

As I markh down to prokessing room in Gulag

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

01011001 posted:

im still amused this was published by his own news service

russians loves their saturday entertainment shows.

of course putin was guest and sing. he did very well, da?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Rambling Robot posted:

russians loves their saturday entertainment shows.

of course putin was guest and sing. he did very well, da?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LjKfs7MjYE

I like how RT can't seem to get when Dear Leader got disappointed.

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Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



01011001 posted:

im still amused this was published by his own news service

I'm more amused at Gerard Depardieu

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