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It's aged like a fine wine. Or an abattoir. Mods?
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Sham bam bamina! posted:It's a child of the Clinton administration, though. or better: the Planet Quake administration
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The Real Foogla posted:or better: the Planet Quake administration Well thanks for making me feel old shithead.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:As someone who works in the print industry, I can honestly say that doing serious page and text layouts in Photoshop kills puppies and makes baby Jesus cry. Yeah you really want to go with Microsoft Word for everything ever. All of the computer. Forever.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 19:16 |
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I've been looking for a thread that had some of my favorite quotes, it was a posting battle on what I think was BYOB from years ago. One of them had an avatar that looked like a clay jester and I vaguely remember some unfunny guy trying to interrupt the battle only to get burned. Any ideas?
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Raserys posted:I've been looking for a thread that had some of my favorite quotes, it was a posting battle on what I think was BYOB from years ago. One of them had an avatar that looked like a clay jester and I vaguely remember some unfunny guy trying to interrupt the battle only to get burned. Any ideas? Can't be anything other than the incredible infrateal vs heebie-gbs thread from LF
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 22:09 |
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From the GBS Russia threadkalstrams posted:now this is story all about how
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 22:22 |
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Augster posted:Can't be anything other than the incredible infrateal vs heebie-gbs thread from LF This is it, thank you. Infrateal posted:heebie-gbs factsheet: Infrateal posted:GOD im so SICK OF THIS BULL SHIZZLE i hate my BITCH DAD i hate my gAY LIFE i hate.. .i hate the HOLE loving WORLD. Alllll i want to do right now is listen to some HARD loving METAL quote:Infrateal: my verse, much like my ballsack, dangles free as the wind Raserys has a new favorite as of 22:37 on Mar 2, 2015 |
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best of infratealquote:speaking of advertisements for casual encounters, remember that time you wore a GLOMP ME shirt to an anime convention and walked around all day inside an impregnable bubble of personal space quote:in world war I primitive tanks carried bundles of sticks on the front of their hulls which they dropped into trenches so they could cross them and the term for these objects is "fascines" but they could also be termed "enormous faggots" and basically if a wwI tank ever goes to mars and needs to cross the Valles Marineris it should strap heebie-gbs to the front of its hull quote:when curtis lemay ordered his b-29s to switch tactics from precision daylight bombing with concussion bombs to nightime carpetbombing with leaflets bearing heebie-gbs posts the crews mutinied, claiming the order represented "soulless, vacuous depravity." only after he changed the munitions loadout to white phosphorous and napalm did they obey orders
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Windows 98 posted:Gnarly, I was semi serious though about what I said earlier. I mean I roll with the punches and all, this is a comedy forum so I am not butthurt that I am on there. I guess I was just curious what exactly about my posting is so lovely. As I said before, I will 100% give you that my life decisions are unbelievably mockable and I am a giant goon of a human being. But aside from one thread that turned into a poo poo storm of over sharing about my life, I don't really think my posts are all that bad. I suppose you could say I am permanently branded by that thread. But honestly other than some poo poo posting I don't really see my posts as that obnoxious. If you disagree, let me know exactly what I am doing that seems to be sitting sideways with the rest of the forum. And I mean that sincerely. I like posting on SA, and if real constructive criticism about my posting can be given then I will try to make changes to be more of a tolerable person. And I mean constructive. Even though I already know people will be quoting this just to call me gay and poo poo post. I roll with the punches and take the mocking like a man. But I kind of assumed that was a lot of people just poo poo posting for the sake of an easy joke or an easy insult. I didn't realize people were truly annoyed by my posts.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:37 |
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Was this a guy who raped a dog
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 03:46 |
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No that's a different guy.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 03:54 |
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That's the guy who beat someone with a shovel and killed a woman with his car, actually.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:That's the guy who beat someone with a shovel and killed a woman with his car, actually. What. I thought car killer was in jail?
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lord funk posted:Yeah you really want to go with Microsoft Word for everything ever. All of the computer. Forever. Actually, I find that PowerPoint has a much better graphics interface.
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2015 sucks too I guess E: vvvvv it's Cacafuego has a new favorite as of 05:16 on Mar 3, 2015 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:What. I thought car killer was in jail? Apparently he's going to court for 3 counts of vehicular assault and battery, so I guess that's the guy who beat someone with a shovel and hosed up a few people with his car, actually.
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Has that already been quoted here? Even if so, it's worth a revisit:Windows 98 posted:I said I would explain why I got it, so. To put it very shortly. As mentioned before 2014 was my rock bottom. Had my best friend from elementary school loving my (now ex) girlfriend behind my back. Had to move home because he was my loving roommate. A different roommate knew and didnt tell me, and that friendship ended which also ended my music career (which if I am being honest was going very very well. Like, thousands of copies sold well). I couldn't go back to school due to a restraining order that SHE got on me because she went to the same school, but I had already enrolled so now I'm in debt thousands of dollars. I have had 2 court cases in one year. one involving me beating a kid with a shovel which was assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Then recently I was charged with 3 more counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and felony reckless driving. I won't discuss the cases in detail but let's just say it sucks. I am in debt to my family nearly $8,000 in lawyers fees as well as thousands in restitution fees and probation fees. I lost my license indefinitely and totaled my car. I lost my job, because I needed my car to do my job (I have since thankfully gotten a much better job). And to be sincere, that is the tip of my iceberg of problems that happened in 2014 alone. Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 05:37 on Mar 3, 2015 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Has it already been quoted? ing anyway. Wait is he the dude that paid to lose his virginity to a prostitute and asked for advice for a virgin special (to somehow make paying for sex seem less desperate)?
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Haruharuharuko posted:Wait is he the dude that paid to lose his virginity to a prostitute and asked for advice for a virgin special (to somehow make paying for sex seem less desperate)? Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 05:43 on Mar 3, 2015 |
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drat confused the two oh well. kalstrams posted:now this is story all about how Haruharuharuko has a new favorite as of 05:45 on Mar 3, 2015 |
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Yeah, there was a different dude who went to prison for vehicular manslaughter. He was an LPer, mentioned he'd been in a drunken car accident at one point, got some sympathy for all the time he spent in the hospital, started up a Pokemon LP or something then disappeared, finally logging back in to post "Yeah, when I crashed my car drunk driving, I crashed it headlong into another car and killed the woman driving it."
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Kavak posted:Yeah, there was a different dude who went to prison for vehicular manslaughter. I love this forum. We have the guy that killed someone in a vehicle, the guy that killed someone with a vehicle, the guy who hosed a dog, the guy who got hosed by a dog, the guy who went on a shooting rampage, the guy who went on a shooting rampage in Libya, the guy who (etc)
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 06:36 |
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Don't forget the guy who died in his parked vehicle.
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Agean90 posted:I love this forum. We have the guy that killed someone in a vehicle, the guy that killed someone with a vehicle, the guy who hosed a dog, the guy who got hosed by a dog, the guy who went on a shooting rampage, the guy who went on a shooting rampage in Libya, the guy who (etc) To be fair they weren't all guys, just most of em
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 06:47 |
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we have a guy who was tortured to death in a concentration camp. pretty metal
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Aphrodite posted:Don't forget the guy who died in his parked vehicle. Or the guy who OD'd on cough medicine. That was last year. His husband made an e/n thread about it. That was actually pretty sad. Oh, and people like Wren who died out of cancer. And the countless legions of diabetes sufferers who don't post in games anymore. It's not all funny phenzaphem stories and spree killings here.
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And Vilerat What was that about a concentration camp again? e: Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:42 on Mar 3, 2015 |
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That's Caro. We already counted him. He was one of the shooting rampages.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 07:23 |
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does anyone have a link to the FYAD thread about Tim Allen destroying his career?
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Karate Bastard posted:And Vilerat From the SAclopedia; quote:[Caro was] Last reported in branch 215. A prison of the Syrian Military Intelligence Directorate. Last seen half fed and asking people to kill him. quote:Is now confirmed, as per the mods who followed him during his batshit crazy trek, as having died in a Syrian torture prison.
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Don't forget. We are all cia operatives.
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syscall girl posted:Or the guy who OD'd on cough medicine. That was last year. His husband made an e/n thread about it. Who was the cough syrup guy?
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jaegerx posted:Don't forget. We are all cia operatives. Not all. Teddybear posted:Who was the cough syrup guy? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3682018&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 I dunno if that's archived or what. The deceased was the spouse of a goon, not a goon himself so my bad. And I'm not linking that to diss on either of them.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:From the SAclopedia; The Caro story is still the most bizarre loving thing to have come out of this place.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:43 |
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cock hero flux posted:The Caro story is still the most bizarre loving thing to have come out of this place. He should be headline news in all honesty. Not only is he an American tortured to death by a foreign government, but he was a dude with severe schizophrenia who went to the middle east with intentions on getting involved in a civil war not once, not twice, THREE TIMES, and never found his way onto a no fly list.
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Volkerball posted:He should be headline news in all honesty. Not only is he an American tortured to death by a foreign government, but he was a dude with severe schizophrenia who went to the middle east with intentions on getting involved in a civil war not once, not twice, THREE TIMES, and never found his way onto a no fly list. He made it on NPR/Salon http://www.salon.com/2011/10/26/npr_celebrates_crazy_forum_trolls_decision_to_practice_unlicensed_medicine_in_libya/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be-QXSTOLx4
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Volkerball posted:He should be headline news in all honesty. Not only is he an American tortured to death by a foreign government, but he was a dude with severe schizophrenia who went to the middle east with intentions on getting involved in a civil war not once, not twice, THREE TIMES, and never found his way onto a no fly list. The fact that he survived the first two is newsworthy in and of itself. I read his story and just go "wait what the hell? This can happen? Ever?"
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:54 |
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Wasn't Caro also the guy who challenged a cop goon to a boxing match?
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ChogsEnhour posted:The thing to understand with the Cabin In The Woods(CitW) is that the true horror behind it comes from us, the viewer. In a true Marxist fashion the world is brought to an end by a golliath super-power which is a movie stand in for us, the viewers. It's US we're the elder gods and we demand the same trite ritualistiuc murder of horror protagonists. Just like in this film, which then performs the act almost verbaitim which placates us... The viewer. But it's not enough, no, the elder god (red, as in communism) something something feminism.
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