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Simply Simon posted:c.-peen Name change plz
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Mar 2, 2015 12:46
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Lifejack: post while mods are asleep and you'll get probated way later than the post, giving you more time to shitpost .
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Mar 2, 2015 12:49
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:dont get mad at cpan for having body issues, this is a place of support. support cpan and his gross mutilated peen oh hey you arent dead, you just wisely left auspol e: gently caress, this isn't a chat thread at all life hack: look like an idiot by not paying attention to the thread you're posting in 
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Mar 2, 2015 13:00
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:dont get mad at cpan for having body issues, this is a place of support. support cpan and his gross mutilated peen
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Mar 2, 2015 13:05
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willus posted:oh hey you arent dead, you just wisely left auspol essentially the same as dying imo
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Mar 2, 2015 13:52
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Sorry ma'am, we cannot serve that item today. Some life hacker got into the supply room and ate all the mayo. #Lifehackers Sorry I'm late, someone life hacked the exit gates so noone was able to leave the parking garage for 45min while they were trying to fix them. #Lifehackers #PreopCasualties
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Mar 2, 2015 14:19
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What's that an acronym for, anyway? C.asually P.ulverize A.ny N.orwegians? C.ircumcize P.enises A.ll N.ight? Help me out here.
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Mar 2, 2015 16:43
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Who What Now posted:C.ircumcize P.enises A.ll N.ight?
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Mar 2, 2015 17:24
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Circumcised Penis Angst Nightly
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Mar 2, 2015 18:44
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:dont get mad at cpan for having body issues, this is a place of support. support cpan and his gross mutilated peen Deepest sympathies, CPAN 
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Mar 2, 2015 19:25
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I like you guys. 
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Mar 2, 2015 19:36
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Wasn't there some guy that had a bumper sticker that essentially said "I'm sorry about my mutilated dong, you guys"? I need to tell the driving world about my penis issues!
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Mar 2, 2015 19:38
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Few people know the word "sabotage" comes from the French "sabot", which is the name of a guy who first posted an opinion on circumcision in an internet thread.
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Mar 2, 2015 20:05
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Get back on topic please
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Mar 3, 2015 19:01
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 Make your coworkers think you are a bloody loon!
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Mar 4, 2015 00:50
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I've been emailing yoplait to make a tape flavored yogurt for years, FINALLY a lifehack for me!
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Mar 4, 2015 02:00
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3Ms spells MMM and that just means yummy
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Mar 4, 2015 02:27
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bunnyofdoom posted:
Or just make a spoon out of the lid.
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Mar 4, 2015 03:18
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Kakairo posted:Or just make a spoon out of the lid. poo poo you could even wedge it between the tines if you really wanted to use a fork to eat yogurt.
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Mar 4, 2015 03:28
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Pour it on the ground and eat it like an animal you piece of poo poo.
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Mar 4, 2015 03:39
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Kakairo posted:Or just make a spoon out of the lid. Or just drink it because yoplait yogurt is just sugar and water so its thin as poo poo.
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Mar 4, 2015 03:45
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This stupid poo poo is making the rounds. It because "blue light affects sleep." I can understand using f.lux, but this is retarded, especially because research is about light-emitting portable devices versus paper books, not regular cell phones versus ones with crappy orange cellophane taped on them.
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Mar 4, 2015 03:55
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Also, blue-blocking glasses exist, which obviate the need to measure, cut, and tape orange sheets to your phone like a dork. Okay, wearing the glasses is also dorky, but at least you're not getting tape residue on your phone!
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Mar 4, 2015 08:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GzWuFK9rkw Sweet lifehack for when you're tied up by bad guys, but loosely enough to obtain your wallet and assemble a tool kit
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Mar 4, 2015 08:37
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Alasdair Crawfish posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GzWuFK9rkw How loving conceited are these people to think they're important enough to be kidnapped?
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Mar 4, 2015 08:49
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Smelly posted:How loving conceited are these people to think they're important enough to be kidnapped?
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Mar 4, 2015 08:56
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appropriatemetaphor posted:this might actually work, since when broken bones repair themselves they're actually stronger I wish.
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Mar 4, 2015 09:14
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"Yah, tie him up, but pretty loosely, don't want the poor guy to be uncomfortable. Don't search him either. Oh and make sure you just leave him alone and unguarded for long periods of time."
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Mar 4, 2015 14:48
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Picnic Princess posted:I wish. I think they are confusing microfractures caused from jarring being filled in stronger over time with actual full bone breaks.
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Mar 4, 2015 14:54
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:"Yah, tie him up, but pretty loosely, don't want the poor guy to be uncomfortable. Don't search him either. Oh and make sure you just leave him alone and unguarded for long periods of time." So all these people are going to be in movies?
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Mar 4, 2015 17:08
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Meatwave posted:This stupid poo poo is making the rounds. When my phone, laptop, or modem light interrupts my sleep, I just put those things away or power them down. Am I the only person who's figured this out? Lifehack: for better sleep, turn off your drat electronics, walla!
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Mar 4, 2015 18:01
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Maggie Fletcher posted:When my phone, laptop, or modem light interrupts my sleep, I just put those things away or power them down. Am I the only person who's figured this out? It's not about devices lighting up and waking you, it's about using them right before going to bed. When you have the full light spectrum coming out of the device, the blue light affects your ability to go to sleep. Slap on a filter (like f.lux on a computer or Android) and your late-night reading will be less likely to prevent you from sleeping.
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Mar 4, 2015 18:13
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booshi posted:It's not about devices lighting up and waking you, it's about using them right before going to bed. When you have the full light spectrum coming out of the device, the blue light affects your ability to go to sleep. Slap on a filter (like f.lux on a computer or Android) and your late-night reading will be less likely to prevent you from sleeping. I've heard that too, and solved the problem with...a regular book! Walla? Only semi-serious, I thought it was people complaining about lights from their electronics. I'll admit I do sometimes wake up when the modem starts going apeshit in the middle of the night. I turn it off and call it a night.
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Mar 4, 2015 18:15
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Croccers posted:And you know, all those daily dozens of ISIS kidnappings in the US too. You need to be prepared! Their other video for it appears to be aimed precisely at potential ISIS abductees. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi4_MjILCk8
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Mar 4, 2015 19:11
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Taste the Rainbugh posted:Get married on 9/11 so you never forget your anniversary
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Mar 4, 2015 23:32
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booshi posted:It's not about devices lighting up and waking you, it's about using them right before going to bed. When you have the full light spectrum coming out of the device, the blue light affects your ability to go to sleep. Slap on a filter (like f.lux on a computer or Android) and your late-night reading will be less likely to prevent you from sleeping. F.lux is the best thing. Not a lifehack, just a drat good idea. :seriouspost:
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Mar 5, 2015 05:17
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Maggie Fletcher posted:I've heard that too, and solved the problem with...a regular book! Walla? What, in the dark? It applies to room lights as much as screens.
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Mar 5, 2015 05:29
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Dylan16807 posted:What, in the dark? It applies to room lights as much as screens. Well poo poo, I'm out of life hacks, then.  I have noticed that it's harder to sleep since we put the TV in the bedroom. As tired as I am, there's always some bullshit rerun I can't seem to turn off, no matter how many times I've seen it before.
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Dylan16807 posted:What, in the dark? It applies to room lights as much as screens. It's not light in general that is the problem, but blue spectrum light specifically. You ever go by someone's house at night and their rooms look blue because the only light source is a screen? That's the "bad" light. Even though the rooms are fairly dimly lit, the fact that it is very blue light can still interfere with sleep. Of course florescent lights are often pretty blue too, and most artificial light sources have some blue spectrum, so electronics aren't the whole problem. Someone who is having trouble sleeping but doesn't want to switch to candle light might find relief wearing those yellow or orange tinted glasses for a few hours before bed. That's not really a hack though, just a product working as intended.
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