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Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy
No gently caress Muir. I don't care if this his outlet for his loneliness or whatever, the stuff that comes out of his outlet is hateful bigoted garbage where he wants to abuse people and be lauded for it, and enforce and strengthen systems that abuse entire categories of people he doesn't like. He's not like just wishing he had a wife to love or something, he genuinely wants bad things to happen to people based on race and gender.

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Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Duckbag posted:

I'm perpetually grateful that everything I know about Muir suggests that he would never do any of this crazy poo poo in the real world and this cartoon is just an outlet for his various fantasies and seething resentments.

I wish I could share your confidence. Muir is the cartoonist I worry most about going on a shooting spree, with Kirschen a close second when Jonathan Pollard's parole gets denied in November.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Taciturn Tactician posted:

No gently caress Muir. I don't care if this his outlet for his loneliness or whatever, the stuff that comes out of his outlet is hateful bigoted garbage where he wants to abuse people and be lauded for it, and enforce and strengthen systems that abuse entire categories of people he doesn't like. He's not like just wishing he had a wife to love or something, he genuinely wants bad things to happen to people based on race and gender.

Yes, that would be the point of "he may not deserve it." :v:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jay Rust posted:

Muir was once married? Is this confirmed?

He's mentioned an ex wife or an ex of some type a few times. I think he once said Sam was based on her but I personally think that's probably just wishful thinking on his part.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I am almost positive Sam is based a neighbor, coworker or some amalgamation of the two.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

He's mentioned an ex wife or an ex of some type a few times. I think he once said Sam was based on her but I personally think that's probably just wishful thinking on his part.

I think it was just an "ex", leading the thread to speculate there's a woman somewhere who vaguely remembers a horrible first date with some cartoonist.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Psychoanalyzing Muir too much might make you lose your sanity. You don't want to mine that brain in a situation where you can't help him change his cognition. It's like people who obsess a little too much about serial killers.

Just keep your fingers crossed that he doesn't go on a shooting spree some day, because I am not at all confident he's healthy enough not to do so.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo


HE ACTUALLY THINKS PEOPLE STILL PAY?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Ok I know this is about the DoJ report on Ferguson, but seriously what the gently caress :stare:

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

DarklyDreaming posted:

Ok I know this is about the DoJ report on Ferguson, but seriously what the gently caress :stare:
Enos usually does alkyd on tile with gloss applied, but this looks more like oil on canvass. As to the metaphor, its Enos man. Maybe something about Holder jumping into the fray in Ferguson? The blue clouds around the town letters are kinda like the gas smoke clouds or the way cartoons used to indicate a fight - a cloud of dust with exclamation points and limbs sticking out. I dunno, the metaphor is usually far secondary to the art with him.

Fried Chicken fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Mar 5, 2015

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

I remember reading the funny pages as a little kid. I wonder how my parents would've reacted if I'd asked them what "porn" was after seeing the funny duck talk about it for the week that he's undoubtedly going to be continuing on this theme.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Venom Snake posted:



HE ACTUALLY THINKS PEOPLE STILL PAY?

It's amazing, isn't it?

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Abyssal Squid posted:

It was Margaret Thatcher, right?

In all seriousness, Neville Chamberlain's policy platform would delight modern Republicans, what with his love of budget surpluses and rearmament, and going to war after rearming. Then again with the military doctrine of "you go to war with the army you've got, not with the army you'd like to have" I can see why they'd hate him so much for that one thing. There's an interesting three-part series about Neville Chamberlain here, goes into detail about how he was quite nearly exactly the man that everybody says they wish he'd been, iirc even more hawkish against Germany than Churchill was.
It's really sad that Israel of all places is the one place I've seen Chamberlain blasted correctly (well, also Czechoslovakia, but that's kinda a given)

In other news, Russia is the one place I've that usually puts radio shows / podcasts online accompanied by a transcript - which is a habit I'd kill to see the rest of the world adapt.

As they say - a silver cloud for every lining.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Portals posted:

I remember reading the funny pages as a little kid. I wonder how my parents would've reacted if I'd asked them what "porn" was after seeing the funny duck talk about it for the week that he's undoubtedly going to be continuing on this theme.
"I thought I told you to stay off your father's laptop in the family room, kiddo. Or your brother's. Or mine."

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

What are the odds Bibi gets reelected?

Hasn't he had non-consecutive terms? That seems to bode ill for the world in general.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Taciturn Tactician posted:

No gently caress Muir. I don't care if this his outlet for his loneliness or whatever, the stuff that comes out of his outlet is hateful bigoted garbage where he wants to abuse people and be lauded for it, and enforce and strengthen systems that abuse entire categories of people he doesn't like. He's not like just wishing he had a wife to love or something, he genuinely wants bad things to happen to people based on race and gender.

Agreed. He's a hateful, self-centered bigot who spews his venom in every direction and denies his "enemies" even the most basic sort of empathy and compassion. Unfortunately, the long-term mentally ill are often like that. One of the worst aspects of mental illness is that it can lead people act like the sort of reprehensible sack of bile that no one really wants to spend time around. This can lead people to cut ties with the afflicted, deepening their social isolation and fueling feelings of bitterness, resentment, and self-loathing, and often reinforces or "justifies" the existing anti-social behavior. It's possible that, if he ever gets the help he needs, we could see a completely different Muir, one who's ashamed of much of what he's said and done. Or he could still be an rear end in a top hat, but a more coherent one.

I could be wrong. Muir could happy and healthy and just the regular sort of rear end in a top hat right now, but just by looking at his older strips it's pretty clear that something has happened to him, and it ain't good.

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

I think it was just an "ex", leading the thread to speculate there's a woman somewhere who vaguely remembers a horrible first date with some cartoonist.

He definitely said she was based on an ex, I may have added the "wife" part in by mistake.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
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The idiocy of this cartoon is that it assumes ISPs actually give a gently caress about the "worthiness" of the information it carries.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Baron Bifford posted:

The idiocy of this cartoon is that it assumes ISPs actually give a gently caress about the "worthiness" of the information it carries.
I don't know how you got that out of it...but I didn't get basically anything out of it that made any sense so I guess you win.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?


If Iran nuked Israel wouldn't a lot of the fallout blow over back to Iran?

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Samurai Sanders posted:

I don't know how you got that out of it...but I didn't get basically anything out of it that made any sense so I guess you win.

I got the sense that someone just lost a game and is responding by throwing their arms up in the air and declaring it a stupid game for babies that doesn't really matter anyway.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Samurai Sanders posted:

I don't know how you got that out of it...but I didn't get basically anything out of it that made any sense so I guess you win.
Some senator who opposed the net neutrality ruling said that cat videos shouldn't be regarded as equal to, say, a surgical teleconference. What that guy didn't understand is that those surgeons would have had to pay extra to get the bandwidth they needed, because ISPs don't give a gently caress about how "worthy" something is.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011


Mossad told Bibi the truth about what Obama is doing, but Bibi is lying about it for political gain?

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

The issue here is way too many people believe this unironically.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

frankenfreak posted:

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Mac on... The report into child sex abuse cases in Oxfordshire

Nice to see Mac return to form after a couple of fairly harmless toons.

If you read some of the details of the report before jerking the knee because it's Mac, you'll know that the criticism in this cartoon is if anything underplayed. Oxfordshire child care services and police not only completely failed,they directly ignored reports of child rape - up to and including a police officer reporting that a 13-year old girl having sex with an adult was in an age-appropriate relationship. One girl visited the police station with blood all over her crotch and was told off for "being naughty". There are currently 373 reported victims.

So yeah, I think I'll stand with Mac on this one.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Rorus Raz posted:

What are the odds Bibi gets reelected?

Hasn't he had non-consecutive terms? That seems to bode ill for the world in general.

Right now it looks like he's gonna squeak by with a couple points ahead.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Samurai Sanders posted:

I don't know how you got that out of it...but I didn't get basically anything out of it that made any sense so I guess you win.

I read it more as "I ensured the freedom of these people to share information freely and I forgot the fact they're idiots", sort of like the way I would envision a more intelligent God to be looking at us all, all the time. Or, a message board moderator.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

achillesforever6 posted:



If Iran nuked Israel wouldn't a lot of the fallout blow over back to Iran?

Just tried it on Nukemap and apparently it's not even close. The prevailing winds are almost right, but there's still several countries in the way. Lebanon, Jordan, and Syria would be in trouble though.

Also, they don't have any nukes, which makes it even harder.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
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Melman v2

Eschatos posted:

I saw this recently and couldn't help but laugh.



It's always weird when the internet intrudes into "real life."
You made The Verge, A Good Cartoon

http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/3/8144605/political-cartoonists-net-neutrality-bad-satire

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Saint Sputnik posted:



Oh Nate Beeler you are just precious. Noted imbecile Chip Bok also chimes in for bonus points.

"Net neutrality = government rations bandwidth." Not only is it the classic move of stealing your opponent's argument and saying they're the bad guys, we're back to good ol' Ted Stevens and the series of tubes. Other than being the usual cash grab, I wonder if this has anything to do with how companies like AT&T were given billions of dollars by that evil gubament to implement a national fiber optic network that never happened. "Well, poo poo, we don't have the throughput that our projections said we would. Maybe those executives that took huge retirement bonuses and ran gave us false projections..."

:rip:

"We want to ration bandwidth so that poor people get less of it and corporations get more." -The Man
"That doesn't seem fair." -Da Gubament
"TONIGHT: the government wants to ration YOUR INTERNET." :foxnews:


This cartoon explicitly says that Obama works for Iran, I think that is enough to put the 2015 Obama Is Muslim Cartoon count at: 8

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

(a) Of course it's Kwame Opam, and (b) of course he gave credit to Tumblr

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Ok is there any particular reason why this guy is going on this rant or is it just another "government is inefficient" series of jokes?

Also, pay for porn? What century is this guy from?

Rorus Raz posted:

What are the odds Bibi gets reelected?

Hasn't he had non-consecutive terms? That seems to bode ill for the world in general.

It blows my mind he hasd been PM for nearly 20 years.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎


things happened

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Jedit posted:

If you read some of the details of the report before jerking the knee because it's Mac, you'll know that the criticism in this cartoon is if anything underplayed. Oxfordshire child care services and police not only completely failed,they directly ignored reports of child rape - up to and including a police officer reporting that a 13-year old girl having sex with an adult was in an age-appropriate relationship. One girl visited the police station with blood all over her crotch and was told off for "being naughty". There are currently 373 reported victims.

So yeah, I think I'll stand with Mac on this one.

I'm still undecided as to whether the condom sign is meant to be an attack on the institutions or on young girls. But he's absolutely right to attack the former as he does here. The rapists were overwhelmingly Pakistani and/or Muslim men, so he could certainly have made a worse cartoon if he'd really wanted to.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Gravel Gravy posted:

Ok is there any particular reason why this guy is going on this rant or is it just another "government is inefficient" series of jokes?

Also, pay for porn? What century is this guy from?

The Washington Post* said all government employees are do-nothing layabouts who watch porn all day on the clock, jeez didn't you follow his extremely specific citations?

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Venom Snake posted:



HE ACTUALLY THINKS PEOPLE STILL PAY?

I am genuinely curious what he thinks a day in the life of a typical corporate worker looks like.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Gravel Gravy posted:

It blows my mind he hasd been PM for nearly 20 years.

Well, sort of. He was PM from 1996-99 and then wasn't PM for ten years and has now been PM again since 2009. So there's a good ten year gap in that twenty year period.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Venom Snake posted:



HE ACTUALLY THINKS PEOPLE STILL PAY?

For specialized fetish stuff, sure, lots do.

Cape Cod Crab Chip
Feb 20, 2011

Now you don't have to suck meat from an exoskeleton!

alnilam posted:

The Washington Post*

Times, not Post.

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

vyelkin posted:

Well, sort of. He was PM from 1996-99 and then wasn't PM for ten years and has now been PM again since 2009. So there's a good ten year gap in that twenty year period.

Oh I'm an idiot then.

What happened in 96 that got him elected? Fear mongering coupled with Arafat?

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