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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I don't get it. Looks like a legitimate Chinese assignment.

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mpyro
Feb 9, 2003

'Cause I live and breathe this Fillydelphia freedom

quote:



Can anyone translate?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

mpyro posted:

Can anyone translate?

:thejoke:

EDIT: Content -


china bot has a new favorite as of 22:28 on Mar 4, 2015

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I tried this with the name of my hometown (in Australia). The top 2 results are "[Town] is flooded" and "[Town] is on fire". That pretty much sums up Australia.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Cracked is OK by me for the most part but their website layout, load times and ads are rough. I don't know why so many people here hate it so much.

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax

I can't speak for the rest of Canada (though Vancouver is pretty awesome); but Edmonton is indeed a dump, but Calgary is the Eagleton to our Pawnee and therefore the worst. :canada:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

BiggerBoat posted:

Cracked is OK by me for the most part but their website layout, load times and ads are rough. I don't know why so many people here hate it so much.

"Oh, that's a popular thing? Then I hate thing, and you're stupid for liking thing." --Every Goon Ever.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Part of the goon hatred of hipsters is simply an expression of self-loathing

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

BiggerBoat posted:

Cracked is OK by me for the most part but their website layout, load times and ads are rough. I don't know why so many people here hate it so much.

I know when I read any of the articles that deal with history, there's a lot of gross oversimplifications and things that modern scholarship has more or less completely discredited. It's sort of par for the course for a pop-x website, but it's still rubs me the wrong way when it comes up.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

PittTheElder posted:

I know when I read any of the articles that deal with history, there's a lot of gross oversimplifications and things that modern scholarship has more or less completely discredited. It's sort of par for the course for a pop-x website, but it's still rubs me the wrong way when it comes up.

7 healthy reasons why you should eat the worm in the tequila bottle!

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Choco1980 posted:

"Oh, that's a popular thing? Then I hate thing, and you're stupid for liking thing." --Every Goon Ever.

-- every goon ever

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



I liked Cracked better when it was just a magazine. :hipster:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Ah yes, Sylvester P. Smythe, now that was a painter's cap you could set your watch to

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Cure for Optimism
Dec 31, 2005

Outside a path to knowledge
Inside a waste of cells
Well, V is a part of a well balanced D.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Australia is the best country
Australia is expensive
Australia is part of asia

Melbourne is better than Sydney
Melbourne is design

Sydney is better than Melbourne
Sydney is getting a bacon festival

Perth is a hole
Perth is better than Melbourne
Perth is full of bogans

Brisbane is so boring
Brisbane is a ghost town
Brisbane is the ugliest city on the world

Adelaide is a hole
Adelaide is a backwater
Adelaide is taking a chance on me
Adelaide is better than Melbourne

Hobart is epic
Hobart is made by miller

Canberra is a hole
Canberra is cool
Canberra is known as the bush city

Darwin is considered the father of evolutionary biology
Darwin is wrong

PittTheElder posted:

Good lord, this. I've stopped listening to the pod casts just because of how much time he wastes on whatever hip hop song he likes that day.
Just skip the intro and get straight to the discussion then? It's not like he says anything important in that bit anyway.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Money well spent.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


Well, if Denmark is a prison then the world is one.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Tiggum posted:

Australia is the best country
Australia is expensive
Australia is part of asia

Melbourne is better than Sydney
Melbourne is design

Sydney is better than Melbourne
Sydney is getting a bacon festival

Perth is a hole
Perth is better than Melbourne
Perth is full of bogans

Brisbane is so boring
Brisbane is a ghost town
Brisbane is the ugliest city on the world

Adelaide is a hole
Adelaide is a backwater
Adelaide is taking a chance on me
Adelaide is better than Melbourne

Hobart is epic
Hobart is made by miller

Canberra is a hole
Canberra is cool
Canberra is known as the bush city

Darwin is considered the father of evolutionary biology
Darwin is wrong
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Vegemite, a little taste of Australia

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Latvia is in which country :downs:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
stockholm is located along the sea

something awful is dead

butt is itchy

penis is sore

vagina is itchy

boob is itchy

balls are sore

anus is bleeding

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

Cracked is sjw.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.




Who is Googling "google is not working"? :psyduck:

Je suis fatigue
May 5, 2009

Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

TEGGS posted:

Money well spent.


As STDH as these letters are they always get a chuckle out of me.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



My Lovely Horse posted:

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Vegemite, a little taste of Australia

:patriot: rip in peace

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Je suis fatigue posted:

As STDH as these letters are they always get a chuckle out of me.

It's a great shame of the modern age that even if you DID do something like that people like you would never believe it. I was about to say that it would be more believable if the paper had creases, but I imagine Harvard is exactly the type of place that would mail a rejection letter unfolded in a big manilla envelope.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Data Graham posted:

:patriot: rip in peace

Suck a cheetahs dick

Suck my dogs dick covered in Heinz tomato catchup

Forum accident
Jun 15, 2006

All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!
Just found this picture on my computer and started crying RIP Leonard Nimoy. :nws: http://i.imgur.com/hya0fOV.jpg :nws:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Forum accident posted:

Just found this picture on my computer and started crying RIP Leonard Nimoy. :nws: http://i.imgur.com/hya0fOV.jpg :nws:

Don't GIS "Kirk and Spock sex", I guess, you might really break down.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

PittTheElder posted:

I know when I read any of the articles that deal with history, there's a lot of gross oversimplifications and things that modern scholarship has more or less completely discredited. It's sort of par for the course for a pop-x website, but it's still rubs me the wrong way when it comes up.

Plus, you have those friends who go "If its on Cracked, it must be true. They even cite sources :downs:"

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
After Hours pretty much justifies Cracked's existence by itself. Anyway...


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Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

My Lovely Horse posted:

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Vegemite, a little taste of Australia

What if Wesley's spirit has been reincarnated as the emergent intellect of the Internet? :ohdear:

Marathanes
Jun 13, 2009

Weltlich posted:

What if Wesley's spirit has been reincarnated as the emergent intellect of the Internet? :ohdear:

Leelee
Jul 31, 2012

Syntax Error

Weltlich posted:

What if Wesley's spirit has been reincarnated as the emergent intellect of the Internet? :ohdear:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Leelee posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/jxXD1ZO.jpg[timg]

Eat a camel's rear end

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Okay, if I squint hard I can make that first word be "animal," but what else can that second word possibly be but "anus"?

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Animal And Us?

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Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Okay, if I squint hard I can make that first word be "animal," but what else can that second word possibly be but "anus"?

"Animal And Us"

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