The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

PT6A posted:

But if you quit, it'd be like an expert knot tier quitting a knot-tying contest right in the middle of tying a knot.

It's a ring-toss game. :downs:

# ? Mar 8, 2015 03:04

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# ? May 11, 2024 16:09

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

PT6A posted:

But if you quit, it'd be like an expert knot tier quitting a knot-tying contest right in the middle of tying a knot.

I don't understand... there's still food on my plate, but I don't want to eat it! I've become everything I've ever hated! :negative:

# ? Mar 8, 2015 04:24

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

After The War posted:

I don't understand... there's still food on my plate, but I don't want to eat it! I've become everything I've ever hated!

Where is PTA6 anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 04:34

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

TMMadman posted:

Where is PTA6 anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten.

TMMadman! You didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe-balls!

# ? Mar 8, 2015 04:58

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

TMMadman! You didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe-balls!

Okay, but you promised me Moe money.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 05:32

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Martytoof posted:

My coat of arms is Do over Ham couchant on a field vert.

No longer canst I conceal my love, my wimpled turtledove.

Oh, princess fair, willth thou grant thy dainty hoof in marriage?

# ? Mar 8, 2015 05:51

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

After The War posted:

I don't understand... there's still food on my plate, but I don't want to eat it! I've become everything I've ever hated!

Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?

# ? Mar 8, 2015 06:39

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Class3KillStorm posted:

TMMadman! You didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe-balls!

Quiet, you fool! They could be ours!

# ? Mar 8, 2015 06:49

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Root Bear posted:

Quiet, you fool! They could be ours!

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

# ? Mar 8, 2015 08:02

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

No longer canst I conceal my love, my wimpled turtledove.

Oh, princess fair, willth thou grant thy dainty hoof in marriage?

Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on suckling pig this noon

# ? Mar 8, 2015 08:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

No longer canst I conceal my love, my wimpled turtledove.

Oh, princess fair, willth thou grant thy dainty hoof in marriage?

That's the card, give it here.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 08:10

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on suckling pig this noon

It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!

# ? Mar 8, 2015 08:44

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Monday_ posted:

That's the card, give it here.

Curse that infernal card!

...

DON'T give me the card.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 09:34

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!

It's gone.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:37

sout: Apr 24, 2014

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!

You know Smithers, I think I'll donate $1,000,000 to charity... WHEN PIGS FLY!

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:42

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

Curse that infernal card!

...

DON'T give me the card.

Don't do what Donny Don't does.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

sout posted:

You know Smithers, I think I'll donate $1,000,000 to charity... WHEN PIGS FLY!

This bird's gonna fly!
The PTA disbands

# ? Mar 8, 2015 11:04

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Monday_ posted:

That's the card, give it here.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Mar 8, 2015 16:39

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

My name is Homer Simpson, and I'd like to order an Itchy and Scratchy cel...my credit card? Uh, do you accept a Federal Breast Inspector's card? License to Ogle? Viza?...Oh, yes, of course. That's what I meant, Visa. It's these new dentures.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 17:46

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:05

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

My name is Homer Simpson, and I'd like to order an Itchy and Scratchy cel...my credit card? Uh, do you accept a Federal Breast Inspector's card? License to Ogle? Viza?...Oh, yes, of course. That's what I meant, Visa. It's these new dentures.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:12

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

20 Itchy and Scratchy bucks? I wanted a peanut. :smith:

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:48

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

All right, settle, people. People, settle. People.

Martytoof and Jerusalem, stake out Doughnut Land. When they fry up a fresh batch, call it in.

Do over Ham and Root Bear, back them up.

sout and Seagoon, it's your turn to sleep in.

And, Skeesix seeing how this is your first day you're inexperienced and vulnerable your beat is Junkyville and Bumtown.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 20:23

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? :mad:

# ? Mar 8, 2015 21:12

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

All right, settle, people. People, settle. People.

Martytoof and Jerusalem, stake out Doughnut Land. When they fry up a fresh batch, call it in.

Do over Ham and Root Bear, back them up.

sout and Seagoon, it's your turn to sleep in.

And, Skeesix seeing how this is your first day you're inexperienced and vulnerable your beat is Junkyville and Bumtown.

Stay outta Bumtown, ya no-talent bum!

# ? Mar 8, 2015 22:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Martytoof and Jerusalem, stake out Doughnut Land. When they fry up a fresh batch, call it in.

Martytoof, dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?

# ? Mar 8, 2015 22:19

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

Martytoof, dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?

Donut? What's a donut? :confused:

# ? Mar 8, 2015 22:21

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Jerusalem posted:

Martytoof, dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?

T-take anything you want, man! Take it all!

# ? Mar 8, 2015 22:29

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

20 Itchy and Scratchy bucks? I wanted a peanut.

Please do not offer my god Itchy and Scratchy bucks.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

T-take anything you want, man! Take it all!

What? Oh, Martytoof, I would never....... or would I? I've already gone this far, I wonder what my life would be like if I took anything I want, took it all?
imagines wearing Forum Superstar sash
I'll do it! I'll take anything I wa-
Realizes I am currently browsing the Futurama thead.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:00

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

What? Oh, Martytoof, I would never....... or would I? I've already gone this far, I wonder what my life would be like if I took anything I want, took it all?
imagines wearing Forum Superstar sash
I'll do it! I'll take anything I wa-
Realizes I am currently browsing the Futurama thead.

What the hell are you talking about?

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:33

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

What? Oh, Martytoof, I would never....... or would I? I've already gone this far, I wonder what my life would be like if I took anything I want, took it all?
imagines wearing Forum Superstar sash
I'll do it! I'll take anything I wa-
Realizes I am currently browsing the Futurama thead.

This is getting very abstract, but thank you, I do enjoy quoting at the Simpsons thread.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 07:51

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

This is getting very abstract, but thank you, I do enjoy quoting at the Simpsons thread.

"Uh... What thread did we just gas?"
"Family Guy."
"Yaaaaaay!!!"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 08:00

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

What the hell are you talking about?

....the guy who doesn't quote here v :confused:

CatchrNdRy posted:

This is getting very abstract, but thank you, I do enjoy quoting at the Simpsons thread.

Oh by the way CatchrNdRy, congratulations on your quote in the Simpsons thread.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 08:14

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Jerusalem posted:

What? Oh, Martytoof, I would never....... or would I? I've already gone this far, I wonder what my life would be like if I took anything I want, took it all?
imagines wearing Forum Superstar sash
I'll do it! I'll take anything I wa-
Realizes I am currently browsing the Futurama thead.

This dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 09:02

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Mister Kingdom posted:

Donut? What's a donut?

Doooonuts!

I got Dooonuts- Hey, I know you!

# ? Mar 9, 2015 10:07

Facepalm Ranger: Jan 17, 2012; SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

TMMadman posted:

What the hell are you talking about?

It contains potassium benzocaine.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 14:12

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

What? Oh, Martytoof, I would never....... or would I? I've already gone this far, I wonder what my life would be like if I took anything I want, took it all?
imagines wearing Forum Superstar sash
I'll do it! I'll take anything I wa-
Realizes I am currently browsing the Futurama thead.

Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.

[Bender walks into frame.]

# ? Mar 9, 2015 14:13