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Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Greatbacon posted:

It's like Uber, but for hamburgers:

http://www.betaburger.co/our-story/

i dunno, the tone of the blog makes me think maybe he'll get it in the end

quote:

Something was still missing. I felt that the Beta symbol was not symbolic enough and at this point thought my designer still doesn’t get the point. So as any entrepreneur would do, I took it upon my own hands to see if I could solve it and used Paint (take a good look at that small triangle you will notice it is pixelated). This is my blunder.  Often times as entrepreneurs we believe ultimately we are better than others disregarding we don’t have the technical skills to really carry it out. At this point it was driving me crazy because I would spend countless hours on Paint toying around. It was a waste of my time and a waste of time (or insult for that matter) for my designer. 

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

pointers posted:

a woman orgasming

they can do that???????????

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

bobbilljim posted:

they can do that???????????

according to 'when harry met sally' they know about the concept

also lol that movie is rated r

wtf

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


syscall girl posted:

according to 'when harry met sally' they know about the concept

also lol that movie is rated r

wtf

It's because Billy Crystal is in it.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

a sous vide burger sounds lovely

you're wrong

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Subjunctive posted:

you're wrong

lol if smoke is not an integral part of your burger experience

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008

Subjunctive posted:

you're wrong

if the burg is over a half or so inches thick it might make sense, but a thin patty will see no benefit, and will probably overcook.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

FamDav posted:

if the burg is over a half or so inches thick it might make sense, but a thin patty will see no benefit, and will probably overcook.

idk how it overcooks, but yeah I was assuming a thick patty if they're doing SV.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

well thankfully there are a lot of betas in Silicon Valley

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
sous vide'ing a burger means you would still have to sear it.

it seems like a dumb idea

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
preemptive apologies to everyone who's gonna get their sperg hurt but i still defend that sous vide is stupid as gently caress if youre a home cook, and entirely unnecessary and overkill spergery about poo poo that doesnt even help

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Sniep posted:

preemptive apologies to everyone who's gonna get their sperg hurt but i still defend that sous vide is stupid as gently caress if youre a home cook, and entirely unnecessary and overkill spergery about poo poo that doesnt even help

lol, someone doesn't understand hobbies

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sniep posted:

preemptive apologies to everyone who's gonna get their sperg hurt but i still defend that sous vide is stupid as gently caress if youre a home cook, and entirely unnecessary and overkill spergery about poo poo that doesnt even help

everyone has to have a gimmick

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


lol

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Main Paineframe posted:

i dunno, the tone of the blog makes me think maybe he'll get it in the end

that quote is from his "#allthefeelings" series

elsewhere

quote:

Til this very day I think this was the closest iteration to my final one. It started when I needed a quick logo for my pitch deck and hacked one together on Powerpoint. What got the thought process going was that I wanted the B in Beta to be the Greek symbol. As you can see I ripped off the design from the default Microsoft default symbols. In order to really be iconic in my opinion it needed a major tweak. But as you can see, what more can you change since the only difference is the tail sticking out of the B (if you actually have an idea I am still open to solutions). At this point I thought one change and we can wrap this up. Was I ever so wrong.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
that logo is vile, paging qirex

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008

Subjunctive posted:

idk how it overcooks, but yeah I was assuming a thick patty if they're doing SV.

if you went directly from ~130 degree sous vizzle directly to pan, your meat is gonna get more cooked than it would have otherwise.

anyways yeah, go hogwild on your steak burger, you filthy canuck.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
plz dont make this about race

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

FamDav posted:

if you went directly from ~130 degree sous vizzle directly to pan, your meat is gonna get more cooked than it would have otherwise.

itym to your searzall :smug:

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Subjunctive posted:

itym to your searzall :smug:

nomiku + searzall = proper tech bubble kitchen

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Whatever happened to the COMMUNICATIONS in telecommunications?
Is this the result of the Computer Age, that people don't talk or
communicate with each other? Are we getting so totally in tune with
our equipment that we're excluding PEOPLE? If so, then Orwell's pre-
dictions are tame in comparison with the reality. Who took the
BULLETIN BOARD out of Bulletin Board System? The file transfer sect-
ion of my board is shiny from daily use, but the bulletin section is
obscured by cobwebs. The thought has crossed my mind more than once
just to load up a host program and let people grab whatever programs
look interesting.

"Do you have a logon code for this system (Y/N) ==> Y <=="
"What is your account number? 775"
"What is your logon code? PASSWORD"
"INVALID LOGON CODE"
"Do you have a logon code for this system (Y/N) ==> Y <=="
"What is your account number? 305"
"What is your logon code? PASSWORD"

et cetera, ad infinitum et ad nauseam.

Hackers. Or so they'd like to believe. Vandals, pests, yes. Hackers?
They should be so talented, devoted and lucky. Why do these computer-
ized delinquents find such delight in trying to break into bulletin
boards? Don't they realize that sysops are ordinary people just like
themselves trying to find a little enjoyment in their hobby? Why pick
on me? I'm spending a lot of time and money trying to provide people
a service for free, and they want to go and spoil it for everyone.
Heck, if they want onto the system, all they have to do is apply for a
logon. Why make life difficult for everyone? Leave me alone. Go pick
on CompuServe.

Caller logs on. Leaves E-Mail to a friend. Lines only fill half the
screen, so he's probably using a Commodore 64. Goes to file transfer
section, and selects UltraTerm protocol. Chooses a file that indicates
it's a TRS-80 program. BBS goes to send, he figures out that he's
somewhere he doesn't want to be and drops carrier.

Another caller logs on four times in a row, but keeps losing carrier
before he can do anything. Probably phreaking on a cheapie phone ser-
vice.

Another caller successfully downloads a file. Sit. Wait. Wait some
more. System eventually times out and drops him.

I'm not the most polite person in the world and I'm certainly not
one to stand on ceremony, but I am old enough to remember what manners
were. They also went down the tubes with "communications" and "bulle-
tin boards." Whoops! Dropped carrier! So what? If it's a halfway
decent system, it'll reboot. Well, I'll just go to bed while download-
ing this long file, the system will eventually throw me off and reboot.
Never mind that there's other people wanting to call into the board.
Who cares that the sysop climbs the walls when he sees someone drop
carrier or time-out on the system? Lately I've gotten into the habit
of dropping carrier ON MY END for the worst offenders. One good hang-
up deserves another.

Along with all the other goodies that have bitten the dust, there's
good old APPRECIATION. As I mentioned before, my BBS has fielded over
12,000 calls. Out of all of them, I have gotten maybe a dozen messages
saying "Thanks for running your BBS." That's about one "Thank You" per
THOUSAND calls! Unfortunately, it seems that people think they have all
this automatically coming to them. It's their right! Sorry to disil-
lusion anyone, but that just ain't so. The master switch for this sys-
tem is two feet away, and I'm not so decrepit that I can't hit it in a
flash. Alternatively, I can ban anyone I wish from my system. Callers
use this BBS at my forbearance only, and it's not a God-given right.
It's a sysop-given privilege! I sincerely feel that we should proclaim
a "Sysop Appreciation Day." We certainly don't get any on a day-to-day
basis!

Don't get me wrong. There ARE joys and benefits in running a BBS,
although sometimes in my nether moods I'm hard pressed to enumerate
them. But the fact is, there have been many occasions when I've rest-
ed my finger on the switch with the idea of going offline forever.

Now for the moral of the story. I'm only one sysop among many,
and I'm not trying to evoke sympathy for myself through this article.
The point is that almost every sysop around has these feelings to some
extent or another. And further, most of these sysops (especially the
best and most devoted ones) are going to reach a saturation point and
wind up depriving the general public of their services. I foresee a
day coming, and very soon at that, when the high quality BBS's will be
all gone. So all this is really a plea for everyone to shape up their
acts before it's too late. If nothing else, when you're on a bulletin
board, leave a little message to the sysop. "Thanks for the use of
your system" or "Fine BBS you have here." Let them know they're appre-
ciated. When I see a message like that, I say to myself, "THAT's why
I'm doing all this!" Sysops are real, live human beings with feelings
and emotions. Let's start treating them as such!

- + - + - + -

EPILOGUE: Twelve hours after the above was written, I find out that one
of my best friends (with higher than normal access to the system) has
allowed a third party to use her logon. That's forbidden for anyone on
my BBS to do, but it hurts even more because a valued and trusted friend
who should have known better went and did it. That's the final straw.
The Most Significant Byte BBS is no longer in existence.

Jim Anderson, Ex-Sysop
The Most Significant Byte BBS
Billings, Montana
January 13, 1985



NOTE: I agree completely with Jim in his above comments, if not his
action. I find it difficult to comprehend the mind of individuals,
who take those of us who, through our generosity and good nature, are
supplying them, free of charge, this service. Please note, this atti-
tude of SysOps is spreading and BBS's around the country are disappear-
ing or getting more difficult to access. I certainly hope this action
in tiny Billings, Montana has some effect on the community of computer-
ists. Don't abuse a good thing!

Dave Williams, still SysOp
Magic City BBS
Billings, MT
January 13, 1985



It's sad, guys, but these guys are right. My best friend has a sta-
tistic on another BBS of "Uploads = 0. Downloads = 50". I just can't
stand it. The average SysOp spends AT LEAST an hour a day sitting at
his computer, keeping the BBS alive. I have received FIVE notes saying
"good BBS" in my board's lifetime. I counted. They're THAT important.
The heartening thing is that I got this only a few months after its
original distribution in Montana. SPREAD THE WORD! SysOps, keep this
a bulletin on your systems. I, personally have gone on a crusade to
expand the bulletins and features on my BBS, and this is the 19th. BUT,
users are already complaining about the length of the menu! I DON'T
BELIEVE IT! I just wonder why sometimes. Why? WHY do SysOps go
through all this? You figure it out.

John Hodal, Sysop
Lakes Region BBS
Wildwood, IL
May 24, 1985



After running a BBS for only a short while, I can see the Sysop's side
of the coin, they put in long hours, lots of money for equipment and
phone bills, and offer it as a SERVICE to the users. Then the users
call up, go straight to the Download Section, and download, download,
and download some more. They don't upload anything, or contribute to
the message base.

Ed Wilkinson, Sysop
Hacker's Haven BBS
Orem, Utah
December 30th, 1986



Thanks for reading this far! Perhaps this bulletin has given you an-
other side of the BBS business, the Sysop's. And believe it, there's
lots more! At times a caller will make our day, help out and take the
time to see what its about... and it helps. You came this far. We
are working our tails off to make this one of the better boards to
call - now its up to you!

Andy Keeves, Sysop
The Executive Network Board
Westchester, New York
January 24th, 1987



As you can plainly see, this is not the only BBS where abuse is wide-
spread. Maybe it's a sign of our times... I sure hope not. Attitudes
must change. ME! ME! ME! ME! Let's make a concerted effort to
change it. Instead of waiting for the Sysop to request something of
you, why not ask what you can do to help him/her out to lessen the
workload? Just following system policies will help. Read the Sysops'
logon messages and bulletins. Spend some time in the message bases.
You might find a wealth of information there. You might even be able
to help someone else out! My ideal system (from a Sysops' point of
view) is one where 90% of it's maintenance is done by it's USERS. I'd
gladly settle for 50%. A BBS should be interactive and self-sustain-
ing by it's very nature. Pitch in and help me make this system, OUR
system, the best of it's kind.

Mark Rapp, Sysop
MicroSellar BBS
Verona, NJ
April 20, 1987

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

pointers posted:

a woman orgasming

but pleasantville is pg13??

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

pointers posted:

a woman orgasming

trainspotting had to be edited so that the girl's orgasm wasn't shown as much on the screen, otherwise it would have gotten nc-17

also, you can probably see ewan macgregor's wang when he takes off his condom

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

tech bubel thread: ewan macgregor's wang edition

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

say man, i just wanted to say thank you for all the doom wads

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
this one owwwwwns www_txt as gently caress



The Disktop Publishing BBS -
The Epicenter of Electronic Publishing
by Ron Albright, Sysop


The "First Wave" of publishing was restricted to manuscripts hand-
copied by transcribers and available only to the rich. The "Second
Wave" started in 1455 with Gutenberg's printing press which made
books and other material widely available to all. The "Third Wave,"
just beginning to swell in the information ocean, is the one that
will sweep us into the next century. It is the wave of "electronic
publishing." The "Disktop Publishing" bulletin board system ("BBS")
is your "surfboard" to ride this new wave of information access.

The Disktop Publishing BBS is a Wildcat! system dedicated all
interested in the dissemination of information in electronic
("computer readable") format. The system is a single-line BBS that
operates 24 hours per day at 205-854-1660. The modem online is a
U.S. Robotics Courier and supports V.32/V.42 communications at
1200/2400/9600 bps. Anyone - particularly authors, publishers, and
consumers of on-disk publishing - are sure to find something of
interest on the BBS.

Online since May, 1991, the Disktop BBS recently converted from
version 2.55 of the Wildcat! software to the highly-acclaimed
version 3.0 package. The new software offers an immense array of
cutting-edge facilities. These include:

- full screen message editing
- the ability to attach files to messages for immediate
downloading after reading a message
- file descriptions of up to 15 lines
- batch uploads and downloads (up to 99 files)
- internal support for Xmodem, Zmodem, and Kermit transfers
- Doors and Net & Echomail support

There are many more. While the BBS is being adapted to the new
software - and still is awaiting implementation of some features -
the goal of the Disktop Publishing BBS remains clear, Namely,

1. To promote, though improved public awareness, the benefits
of electronic publishing. These benefits include availability -
often on a 24 hour a day, on demand basis - of electronic
publications, faster production time, cheaper cost, easier revision
and updating, reduced consumption of natural resources, and - using
appropriate reader software - enhanced presentation and
readability.

2. To provide a forum for discussing the unique challenges of
successfully publishing and marketing disk-based publications.
Examples might include matching an author or publisher with the
appropriate medium for a proposed project.

The BBS is the home of the newly-formed "Disktop Publishing
Association." Like the BBS, the DPA is dedicated to the advancement
of "electronic publishing" in all forms. "Electronic publishing,"
in its broadest sense, means the authorship and production for
general consumer access of any materials which are primarily read
by computer and viewed on computer monitors. Electronic publishing
- also synonymous with "paperless," "digital," and "on-disk"
publishing - includes fiction and nonfiction works that are stored
and distributed on disk or available by modem access on "bulletin
board systems" ("BBSs"). Examples include newsletters, anthologies,
books, and other materials which can be read by modem or from
computer disk.

Currently, the BBS has several conferences for the discussion of
the issues of electronic publishing. Hypertext, multimedia and
other are already in place. The usual collections of game, word
processing, and utility files are supplemented with several files
areas full of excellent electronic publications.

In addition, the BBS has a dozen or so "bulletins" which can be
read online. These are the latest editions of several popular
"electronic newsletters" including "Z*NET," "PC Review Online," "PC
Review International," and "Birmingham Telecommunications News,"
among others. The bulletins are updated as soon as new issues of
the newsletters are released.

So, you are invited to drop by and learn more about the "Third
Wave" of publishing - paperless publishing. With the ability to
publish more cheaply and quickly that on paper, on-disk publishing
will be even more liberating to the free flow of information that
one Gutenberg's press. No longer will authors be shackled to the
whims and bean-counters of the New York publishing houses. Finally,
anyone with something to say can find readers for his labors. Join
the excitement. Grab onto the Disktop BBS and ride the surf into a
new age of writing and reading.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

third wave sucked

second wave was all right

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

a sous vide burger sounds lovely

seriously, ew

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

not to bacteria, they love it.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey5PMmR4es8

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

why not just make meatloaf and macaroni and cheese, and then combine them on your dinner plate?

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

prefect posted:

dinner plate?

what is this mystical device you speak of

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

prefect posted:

why not just make meatloaf and macaroni and cheese, and then combine them on your dinner plate?

like a poor person?

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

PCjr sidecar posted:

like a neurotypical?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

lyft just invented bus stops

http://blog.lyft.com/hotspots

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

duTrieux. posted:

lyft just invented bus stops

http://blog.lyft.com/hotspots

lol

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

you must have much better bus service than I'm used to

Maluco Marinero
Jan 18, 2001

Damn that's a
fine elephant.

Subjunctive posted:

you must have much better bus service than I'm used to

America lol.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Toronto has decent transit, but even there I couldn't summon a bus on demand to take me somewhere, even in a small area.

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Subjunctive posted:

Toronto has decent transit.

Clue number one that you have never lived in Toronto...

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