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DoctorWhat posted:I was actually joking about Granos with Quinn on Twitter mere hours before all the poo poo went down. Well, I was calling TotalBiscuit butthurt on reddit minutes before his bowel cancer hospitalisation, mister name dropper. (not actually true)
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I too have many famous GamerGate friends, such as *long deflating balloon sound as my immense body empties itself out through my rear end and I shrivel up and blow away on the wind*
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 23:42 |
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Trabisnikof posted:Like congress would ever declare war again. D1Sergo posted:War? What is this war you speak of? America doesn't go to war, it authorizes the use of military force against terrorists and "associated forces"
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Reverse Centaur posted:Ahh my father in law is a Kiwi "no worries mate" type so I didn't get to experience that side of it. Fart Pipe posted:Once youre married you can kiss on the lips.
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DoctorWhat posted:I was actually joking about Granos with Quinn on Twitter mere hours before all the poo poo went down. i killed youtube superstar markiplier in real life before he died in five nights at freddy's 3
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in discussing a kickstarterAs a Millennial I posted:they've filed patent applications, you guys uncurable mlady posted:i filed a patent application for loving your mother but it was rejected because there was too much prior art
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From the Helldump your Pets threadDOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:
Arriviste posted:She's just upgrading your Periodic Table with the element of surprise. I laughed way too hard at this.
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Goons and womenPops Ghostly posted:Lol no. Sex industry is one of the top three industries in the world along with oil, and drugs. If everyone else was getting it for free than it wouldn't be a billion dollar buisness. Don't hate. I get in and get out without having to pay for dates, worry about them getting trains ran on them by the neighborhood guys, deal with their family, or get period blood all over my stuff. You buy them food, shelter, clothes, and cars. I get them at their best. Having a girlfriend is purely a status symbol. If it wasnt for that hole in between their legs which is beat to poo poo and bloody half the time anyway, most real men wouldnt even want to deal with a women's bullshit. I could get a girlfriend today, but why. You spend more money and you have to constantly keep her stimulated or she will gently caress some other group of guys and cry rape when she gets caught. Have fun with your girlfriend hahahahahahahahaha!
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Man restaurants sure are crazy right Willi- Willie Tomg posted:Hey. Hey. Hey, listen, you can't just throw money into the trash everytime you get some wild fine-dining coastal elitist whimsy like "lets serve product that has definitely been refrigerated at safe temps until its fired." That kinda thinking is profoundly untexas. If it worked yesterday, it'll work today and continue to work tomorrow, and as long as its not failing in the most catastrophic of all possible ways, its working. Now stop whining. And the asparagus is in a six pan in the ice just FYI. We're not savages, here.
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Look like it's time to start reading the restaurant industry thread.
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 16:45 |
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He used way too much salt thats how you know hes in a shithole.
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Mans posted:Goons and women The good part is when he details his lifehacks about getting the cheapest crackwhores in town. Pops Ghostly posted:Yes I have, and quite a few times. I have prostituted with strippers, online escorts,and crackwhores. Thats the chain. The start by dancing and doing things in the VIP for extra cash, than it's craigslist/backpage, and finally when the addiction is too much and they can't find anywhere to stay it's the street corner. Alot of people look down on crackwhores, but those same girls who charge 20 for BBBJCIMS and 30 for full service on the street, will clean themselves up and charge hundreds of dollars per hour on backpage. Their used to be a lot of classism in the sex industry but the internet is the great equalizer. A chicken head can find some junk love sucker to post an ad with special filters, and boom she is in the big leagues. It's funny, I browse my cities Backpage escort section and I see girls who I have had sex with for 20 dollars, charging hundreds for an hour.HAHAHAH life is beautiful.
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Willie Tomg posted:That dude's just a schmo. He was even kinda good in flashes before the fickle gestsalt consciousness that comprises the kitchen's id decided to smash his soul to flinders rather than, y'know, discipline/fire. He grinds my gears, but he's not too awful really on, like, an interpersonal level or anything, I can deal with that. Everyone ITT deals with that. Everyone ITT deals with petty annoyances every day, its the nature of the beast. So while I could talk about the nonworking schlubs, or the coworkers who are really great until they do this ----> and then make me trash gallons of chocolate mousse because for the duration of my days off they store delis of it uncovered in a fridge running five degrees too hot with two plastic spoons apiece jutting out the top, or coming back after time off to see attempts at dicing tomatoes or filling out the stock of celery sticks instead of cleaning the detritus from breakfast service off the line lest we be in peril of passing our next inspection, but these are ultimately petty things. Everyone deals with this. You just drink a few extra slugs of coffee, maybe some grey market under-the-counter allergy meds if the cedar pollen is getting ya down, and come in each day swinging, gently caress it.
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For a rabid communist online he sure is a beta at his job.
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:The good part is when he details his lifehacks about getting the cheapest crackwhores in town. There are two types of people in the world, those who can relate to others as human beings and those who have convinced themselves they don't need to
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Mr Tastee posted:
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:Hispanics are like werewolves in that they transform into poc's whenever a discussion over into darkness' casting choices happens somewhere on the internet unrelated: Sham bam bamina! posted:what does the word "identity" even mean anymore Bismuth posted:follow your dreams itsgotmetoo posted:meow
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Volume but really Mr Tastee posted:I could never give up SA. It's too valuable to me. Welcome to something sensitive!
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 08:34 |
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Man, those Willie Tomg posts are fuckin QUALITY. loving hell does that capture the shittiness of working in really lovely food service.
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Indolent Bastard posted:Why don't you have PMs dammit?
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Quidam Viator posted:Man, those Willie Tomg posts are fuckin QUALITY. loving hell does that capture the shittiness of working in really lovely food service. He also made a really rad post about ISIS. He's a quality poster.
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VitalSigns posted:Goldilocks and the three Race-Neutral Economic Decisions.
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emanresu tnuocca posted:particularly considering [Ariel] Sharon was an atheist. Bear Retrieval Unit posted:
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Mans posted:He also made a really rad post about ISIS. He's a quality poster. please.
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emoji posted:Yea, for real Smythe. Get your tepid-rear end poo poo out of here before I alpha on your feeble rear end. Think you can hang with the big boys? Lol. My top-of-the-line MacBook has more value than your life you little twerp. If you try to step to my megathreads one more time I'll strip and chain your rear end up in a dog kennel, put you in a headlock, and flick your shrimpy little human being cock straight off like a ciggy ash. I'll crush your tiny, useless balls into oblivion with my premium RJ-45 crimper, all the while recording in 240 fps on my gold iPhone. You'll be begging for your pathetic so-called life and the chance to atone by getting a CS degree, while I laugh and say talk to the Siri cuz the face don't wanna hear it. Bitch.
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captainOrbital posted:After reading through a few replies in this thread, I've come to realize that "State of Decay" is actually a video game (right?), and that the URL saying "Undead Labs Finds Hundreds of Hidden Penises in State of Decay" means something far less horrifying than I had originally thought.
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Greatbacon posted:please. He's got quite a lot of quality posts in the Middle-East thread over in D&D, I'd recommend just reading them all. These would be my two favourites though: first, this effort post about the PR strategy of ISIS: Willie Tomg posted:trigger warning: i'm going to do something very dangerous for good ol' forumid=46 and talk about aesthetics and intertextuality in regards to explaining a PR campaign that is nakedly not targeted at the prototypical D&D poster, while also mentioning bad things the US did. I'm sure its a waste of breath to point out that I'm not saying nonstate actor X is justified because State Actor Y did bad stuff, but this is also a thread where a dude straight up said we should invade Turkey for Reasons and hasn't been drummed out yet so I'm not sure how serious y'all are being. And second this post from June 2014 about all the ways the US hosed up in the Middle East: Willie Tomg posted:So the US is now attempting to: Arm syrian moderates, disarm syrian immoderates, depose Bashar al Assad, shore up or at least moderate Maliki while trying not to make direct eye contact with Sadr and Sistani and the Badr Brigade which made the latest Shiite cattle call to arms in the Iraqi south, I guess pray and smile at the other countries proximal to the region who have to receive or turn away the refugees from this mess, and implicitly support the actions of the government of Israel because of legacy mandates from generational politics giving EVERYONE involved a concrete reason to despise American foreign policy if the last decade or so wasn't enough to get them off the fence, and implicitly support the actions of the House of Saud for reasons that, impressively, manage to be even dumber since their cadre funds extremists like ISIS and al-Qaeda which, by the way, is the moderate Salafi extremist faction now. System Metternich has a new favorite as of 13:06 on Mar 12, 2015 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:you say you want the overhead light to come on when the doors open stay at 100% for 5 seconds and then dim to 0% over 2 seconds Shadeoses posted:For twelve years, you have been asking: What is F-35? This is F-35 speaking.
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Meowbot posted:I dont believe it can tt make you sicki until I try it. I am blind in onee eye and have a REAL hard time being in any movement object. I once went to the "worlds of fun" in st louie missouri in missouri and when I went there I went on the ride that I told my girlfriend at the time "Hay listen here I need to tell you I get real fckin sick on this shits" and we went ont he gravitron and this negro got stuck to the wall sideays and his hoody was sflapping in the wind and a bunch of everyone was laughign at him the whole time. AfricanBootyShine posted:Please keep posting. Meowbot posted:I know you['rre loving with me but VR is something that makes me mad having only vision in one eye. It is something I have never been ble to experience is the 3D tvs or movies and everyone was like "Go see avatar in 3D" and im like ... i will never be able to see 3D and my friend actuall cried because he was like "man thats really sad you will never see a 3d thing). I dont really care because e3d is kind of poo poo anyways but VR could be real cool and I dont think it will be as good wit only one eye. That and I get real fuckin sick doing virtually anything. Mung Dynasty posted:who is this guy Meowbot posted:Hell o I had a problem in two days in a row. I went to a wal marts and both of the times they had no chickens. None of them. There were chickens alright. But there werne the ones I wanted. I asked for fried chicken and the lady said we dont have any chicken and the nxt day the same guy told me they dont have any chicken at the deli. Only wings. Various types, but not fried chicken.
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System Metternich posted:He's got quite a lot of quality posts in the Middle-East thread over in D&D, I'd recommend just reading them all. For the sane people who don't want to read a huge wall of text quote:. ISIS is there to establish a sharia government in a place and time where nobody wants them there, and chew bubblegum, and bubblegum is haraam and against Allah
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edit, not da thread
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Meanwhile in Games...SolidSnakesBandana posted:I've often wondered if one could subsist purely on cum. SolidSnakesBandana posted:I mean, what if you had a lot of it though? darthbob88 posted:Conceivably, but a) you'd need a lot of vitamin supplements, and b) if you can get hold of enough semen to live on nothing else, you're probably in a position to get enough regular food to survive on. Some studies suggest that a typical ejaculation contains between 1 and 25 calories, and I'd assume it's towards the lower end of that scale. Either way, though, you'd need to suck between 100 and 2500 dicks per day to get enough semen to live on, possibly more considering whatever calories you'd burn in the process of sucking every dick from here to San Francisco. Or you could steal it from a sperm bank, but in that case you might as well steal steaks and lobster from a grocery store.
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Quidam Viator posted:Man, those Willie Tomg posts are fuckin QUALITY. loving hell does that capture the shittiness of working in really lovely food service.
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He reminds me of Axeface.
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I once got into an argument with Willie Tomg about authorial intent as it relates to Mass Effect 2. He's/she's an okay fellow/gal.
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gandlethorpe posted:So that guy at my work ended up being straight, and his Facebook only said interested in men as a joke to his friends would who tease him for not having a girlfriend. He was pretty apologetic about it though and removed it. But now I pretty much totally hate this job. To top off my wonderful day, I ran over a kitten driving home. An Enormous Boner posted:
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gently caress, beaten. Never mind.
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MrQwerty posted:Domino's should bring back The Noid Blue Train posted:after finally successfully avoiding it? that's like saying reopen pandoras box
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StashAugustine posted:For the sane people who don't want to read a huge wall of text That was a pretty good wall of text and you did not get the gist of it.
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syscall girl posted:That was a pretty good wall of text and you did not get the gist of it. As someone who read the entire thing when it was first posted, Willie Tong's analysis of ISIS is exactly as good as, and on the same level as, SuperMechaGodzilla's analyses of contemporary cinema.
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