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Edit/quote. Have a NAR for your trouble: FAST FOOD, RESTAURANT | BOCA RATON, FL, USA | AWESOME CUSTOMERS, BIGOTRY, FOOD & DRINK, TOP (I’m a customer standing in line behind another customer at a Mexican fast-food restaurant.) Cashier: “How can I help you today?” Customer: “Excuse me, but you gay?” Cashier: “Um…I mean…yeah, but I don’t see what that—” Customer: *menacing* “I’m gonna need you to leave this here store, so a good Christian can take my order. Got that?!” (The manager has overheard all this and walks over.) Manager: “I’m sorry, sir, but you’re going to have to leave.” Customer: “Are you discriminating on me ’cause I’m a Christian?” Manager: “No, sir, I am not. I am also a Christian.” Customer: “And you, a claimed Christian, hired this sodomite?” Manager: “I hired this man because he does his job extremely well and is a good employee.” Customer: “But he’s a sodomite!” Manager: “You need to leave, now.” Customer: “I ain’t leavin ’til I get my here IMMIGRANT food from a good Christian!” (Fed up, hungry, and in a rush, I speak up.) Me: “If you’ll excuse me, sir, I’m in too much of a rush to deal with your bulls***. Since you’re being kicked out, I’m going to give my order to the nice cashier over here. You can also go ahead and get something for yourself on my tab, because no one should have to put up with you!” (The four other customers behind me clapped, while the customer screamed, “YOU’RE ALL HEATHENS!” and ran out like he was being chased by Satan. On top of that, I got my order on the house!) fish and chips and dip has a new favorite as of 11:38 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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Welp, I learned something! e: ^^^^^ Thank you...? ^^^^^
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Customer: I hate black people, gay people, atheists, young people, and people and general. Furthermore, I despise fast food industry workers. Me: Sir, you are very wrong. All those people are, in fact, good people. Customer: Wha-a-a? *explodes into fireworks that spell [My Name]* Everyone in the world together: We are the world, we are the children Albert Einstein: Will you marry me?
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quote:Cashier: “How can I help you today?” That customer was a goddamn mentalist or a psychic.
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How did this whole Einstein thing start? Was it a fake STDH?
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http://www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp combined with the story of the marine who punches an atheist college professor, people started tacking on "and that marine was Einstein" and it spread from there.
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Paladinus posted:Customer: I hate black people, gay people, atheists, young people, and people and general. Furthermore, I despise fast food industry workers. *menacing* WaltherFeng posted:That customer was a goddamn mentalist or a psychic. I assume because in stdh-land the cashier in question looked like this: Which is funny because this stdh is written to build up our hero as a homophobe-bashing gay avenger, but using that stereotype in the first place sort of undoes it.
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Found some STDH over at Kotaku UK Like anyone who works at Argos would give a poo poo about age ratings, especially if the Parent was buying it, Gamestation, now Game would probably ask for ID but not if Mum/Dad was buying it, sales a sale and they are over 18.
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Argos is a shop for filthy poors and the employees are all miserable spotty teens, it is truly a lawless place.
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KiddieGrinder posted:
...but why male models?
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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:...but why male models?
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CannonFodder posted:*really wants to slap you, but hands are encased in protective glass* ...but why male models?
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Das Boo posted:Is it really a thing that a parent can't buy adult media for a child while accompanying that child? 'Cause I went to a poo poo-ton of horror movies with my sisters as a kid. In which Country? In the US you can take a minor to a rated R film (But not a rated NC-17 film, but none ever are really) and you can buy M rated games for your kid but in other countries its probably different.
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Zaphod42 posted:In which Country? In the US you can take a minor to a rated R film (But not a rated NC-17 film, but none ever are really) and you can buy M rated games for your kid but in other countries its probably different. Those aren't laws, they're suggestions from an organization that has no real power to enforce them.
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Stop lying to your customer about the mpaa laws or I'll retort you to the bbb!
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Farmland Park posted:Customer: “I ain’t leavin ’til I get my here IMMIGRANT food from a good Christian!” I came.
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Loopyface posted:Those aren't laws, they're suggestions from an organization that has no real power to enforce them. Those were put in place specifically to avoid laws being put in place. If the industry didn't start self-policing, government would have passed laws. So the suggestions are pretty much loving laws. If they aren't followed, more draconian systems will be put in place.
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Loopyface posted:Those aren't laws, they're suggestions from an organization that has no real power to enforce them. Avenging Mikon is *way* overreaching, but that said, the MPAA does wield indirect economic power. A movie that doesn't go through their rating process is often going to have a hard time finding mainstream distribution in US movie theatres because theatres are reluctant to show unrated movies. So they do have some control over what filmmakers create, or at least, can present to the general viewing public. But that has zip to do with what DVDs Walmart allows a teenager to buy. That comes down to store policy. And filmmakers can still flout the MPAA's rating scheme and do all right with their NR films anyway. Content: It's not racist because I said Spanish instead of Mexican! posted:Obligatory "This didn't happen today, but quite a while back". Before I continue, I just want to make clear that I LOVE MY MOM..anyways ibntumart has a new favorite as of 21:12 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:How did this whole Einstein thing start? Was it a fake STDH? "poo poo that didn't happen is the most powerful force in the universe."
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ibntumart posted:Avenging Mikon is *way* overreaching, but that said, the MPAA does wield indirect economic power. A movie that doesn't go through their rating process is often going to have a hard time finding mainstream distribution in US movie theatres because theatres are reluctant to show unrated movies. So they do have some control over what filmmakers create, or at least, can present to the general viewing public. The fake name of the brother is weird because that makes the "joke" way make more sense. Like I thought it was supposed to imply B.O. for body odor, making "What's that smell?" a funnier question to follow up. If that's just the made up name, then the actual one is less funny and therefore the whole thing is even stupiderrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Das Boo posted:I certainly understand something like cigarettes or alcohol, but the media thing seems strange to me. It never came up for me in the 90's. When my friends were 18 and I was 17, we once went to a local store that sold scratch tickets out of a vending machine, meaning even though you have to be 18 to buy them it really didn't matter. We spent a few dollars each and whaddya know, I won like $2 on a $1 card. One of my friends also won. We went up to the counter and he turned his in, showing ID. Then I went, and when the lady asked for ID I just handed the ticket to my friend, who then handed it to her. She then pointedly handed him the money, which he handed to me. No one was called out, there were no long-winded speeches or nose-pinching. She glared a bit but that may well have been because teenagers are dipshits or that lottery tickets are a total waste of money. I am pretty sure I bought Gears of War at like 16 or so with no problem too. I think it really just depends on where you live.
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sweeperbravo posted:Like I thought it was supposed to imply B.O. for body odor, making "What's that smell?" a funnier question to follow up. Yeah it kinda just sounded like a particularly bad dad joke
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sweeperbravo posted:The fake name of the brother is weird because that makes the "joke" way make more sense. Like I thought it was supposed to imply B.O. for body odor, making "What's that smell?" a funnier question to follow up. If that's just the made up name, then the actual one is less funny and therefore the whole thing is even stupiderrrrrrrrrrrrrrr The whole thing sounds like the dude was trying to write some jokes, realized they sucked, and thought maybe if he dressed it up as a totes true story, they'd get that oomph they needed.
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ibntumart posted:Avenging Mikon is *way* overreaching, but that said, the MPAA does wield indirect economic power. A movie that doesn't go through their rating process is often going to have a hard time finding mainstream distribution in US movie theatres because theatres are reluctant to show unrated movies. So they do have some control over what filmmakers create, or at least, can present to the general viewing public. ESRB, not MPAA. ESRB was formed during the furore over Mortal Kombat and similar games, and state governments were posturing over regulating those evil games that corrupt their kids. Fun fact about movie ratings though, in Canada, they actually are law. Strangest drat thing.
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Reddit TIFU posted:It was Halloween at Western University in London, Ontario, and my friends and I were hitting up an amazing burger join just outside of the bar we'd been drinking at. Of course he can't call the police because this happened "years ago". Yeah, sure dude.
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This is one of those stories where the guy is fishing for praise for not doing a rape right?
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Someone's never heard of LUGs.
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david... posted:This is one of those stories where the guy is fishing for praise for not doing a rape right? Also support against those drat lying cunts
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I love how stdh writers are spergs who dont know how stuff works in real life so they just write themselves doing stupid poo poo and expect praising. Inform the staff that there's a drugged lady in the bathroom? No. Call the emergency services because she can't even remember where she lives? Nooooooo. WaltherFeng has a new favorite as of 11:04 on Mar 12, 2015 |
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Why would it even go viral if she were the "right" color? It's just two pictures of a kid.
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That's where the "my friend is racist : (((((((" stdh comes in. Gotta get those shares, man.
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Cool meme, imo.
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Paladinus posted:Cool meme, imo. ....OH. Oh. I feel dumb now. For the record, that kid is straight-up blue.
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bringmyfishback posted:For the record, that kid is straight-up blue. Duh - she can't be white since she doesn't have any gold
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Sentient Data posted:Duh - she can't be white since she doesn't have any gold
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rejected comedy screenplay posted:Got A Tip-Off About Grandpa’s Antics
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quote:Well, you obviously want to say something so say it! I’m sorry for the way my grandpa acted. I’m working on teaching him manners. But, if you have something to say feel free to speak up. So long as it’s said respectfully I can listen. Don't even know what to say to this.
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shit_that_didn't_happen.txt : Uh oh. Mama MAD. Not me did it
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quote:So long as it’s said respectfully I can listen. You have my permission to speak.
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