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Tiggum posted:Are you saying that the shops near you only stock one brand of chocolate? No, but all American milk chocolate tends to be the same and is all made with rotten milk.
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ChaosArgate posted:No, but all American milk chocolate tends to be the same and is all made with rotten milk. if u dont enjoy rancid chocolate you are a huge fussy baby. child
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ChaosArgate posted:No, but all American milk chocolate tends to be the same and is all made with rotten milk. This is true. It's way cheaper to manufacture. 
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Rambling Robot posted:This is true. nah, some of it is made with fresh milk they then add the rotten vomit flavour in DELIBERATELY. Because that's what you like. Puke chocolate.
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Mar 11, 2015 11:51
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I like hershey's but japanese chocolate really is way better.
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Mar 11, 2015 12:24
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LifeHack: Feel the urge to eat chocolate and post your opinion about it on the internet? Hold your breath for 30 minutes first!
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Mar 11, 2015 12:37
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I'm sorry you all live in horrible garbage backwaters because I can buy decent dark chocolate at a loving gas station and I live in White Bread, Massachusetts.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I'm sorry you all live in horrible garbage backwaters because I can buy decent dark chocolate at a loving gas station and I live in White Bread, Massachusetts. mmmm love that bitterness. want to taste that homeless man's anus flavour.
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Mar 11, 2015 12:59
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Baracula posted:mmmm love that bitterness. want to taste that homeless man's anus flavour. Wait I can get that flavour without paying $50 to squirrely joe?
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Mar 11, 2015 13:27
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kazil posted:LifeHack: Feel the urge to eat chocolate and post your opinion about it on the internet? Hold your breath for 30 minutes first!
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ChaosArgate posted:No, but all American milk chocolate tends to be the same and is all made with rotten milk. So buy real chocolate then.
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Tiggum posted:So buy real chocolate then. No. Sweets go in your mouth, bitters just go in drinks
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Mar 11, 2015 14:32
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Shut up about chocolate already, go use your microwaves for their intended purpose. http://www.diyncrafts.com/10670/lifehacks/10-genius-microwave-hacks-you-probably-didnt-know-about
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Mar 11, 2015 14:47
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bunnyofdoom posted:Wait I can get that flavour without paying $50 to squirrely joe? A bottle of Black Douglas 'scotch' left in the sun tastes remarkably like licking the sweat from a homeless man's belly crease. Don't ask how I know this.
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A friend of mine spent 5 years in prison. I love it when he tells stories of his time there cause it's always filled with bizarre quotes and actions. He told me once how he would cook ramen in prison. You could get ramen packages from the commissary and you could even get immersion boilers (which seems a bit dangerous to allow) but no vessels in which to cook it. The first thing you need to do is scrub your stainless steel toilet really well. Then throw the immersion boiler in there, and when the water is hot make your ramen. Then use your makeshift utensils to eat it right out of the toilet. It's amazing what humans can get acclimated to when they don't have other options.
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Mar 11, 2015 18:50
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:at Christmas do you go go to your parents house and sit in the corner and glare at old aunt Glenda for eating a chocolate because that makes her a giant child Wait - you mean you don't sit in corners and glare at anyone you witness eating anything that exceeds the bare minimum requirement to sustain biological functions? 
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BuddyChrist posted:A friend of mine spent 5 years in prison. I love it when he tells stories of his time there cause it's always filled with bizarre quotes and actions. He told me once how he would cook ramen in prison. You could get ramen packages from the commissary and you could even get immersion boilers (which seems a bit dangerous to allow) but no vessels in which to cook it. I like your friend's sense of humor. Real jail hack: have diabetes so you get an extra orange at lunch, a primo bottom bunk, and two trips a day out of your tank for insulin. It's almost like freedom! edit: 
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WTF? The only way I can think of that even making the slightest sense will turn the thread into a conversation of which way you should wipe your butter
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Mar 11, 2015 21:30
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I can tolerate Hershey's chocolate 
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Nettle Soup posted:Shut up about chocolate already, go use your microwaves for their intended purpose. quote:4. Sterilize Your Cutting Board If you don't have time to wash your chopping board, just wash your chopping board and then microwave it  I don't think the person who wrote this list realises that microwaves aren't autoclaves. And even though a microwave can theoretically inactive bacterial cultures and spores the CDC advises it can take up to 5 minutes in a domestic microwave and requires the item to be wet and even then there's not a 100% guarantee of sterilisation due to the uneven distribution of heat in the microwave. So, lifehack: spend five minutes microwaving a thing to maybe sterilise it rather than just washing it with soap and water. e - Also, I hope the person who wrote this list microwaved their bacon after they did all their sterilising 
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Mar 11, 2015 22:21
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I wash my chopping board by wetting it, then scrubbing it with liquid soap. That's how you wash anything. How is putting it in the microwave simpler?
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Creature posted:I wash my chopping board by wetting it, then scrubbing it with liquid soap. That's how you wash anything. How is putting it in the microwave simpler? Microwaves make everything simpler! Walla!
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Mar 12, 2015 03:49
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Everyone knows that cleaning (and non-bbq cooking) is girl stuff, but if I can say that I'll NUKE the cutting board...Yeah, that's the stuff, my gender identity is safe once more
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Mar 12, 2015 03:56
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FRY MOTHERFUCKER, FRY!
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cyberia posted:If you don't have time to wash your chopping board, just wash your chopping board and then microwave it I have a relatively small chopping board and a relatively large microwave, and the board would fit in the microwave, but it wouldn't be able to rotate. Who has a small enough board or big enough microwave for this to even be possible?
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Nettle Soup posted:Shut up about chocolate already, go use your microwaves for their intended purpose. That chips one doesn't actually work... does it?
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Mar 12, 2015 06:01
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I made the mistake of putting my wooden chopping board in the dishwasher once. The heat caused it to warp and crack. 
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Throatwarbler posted:I made the mistake of putting my wooden chopping board in the dishwasher once. The heat caused it to warp and crack. My neighbour did this with a bamboo chopping board then begged me to fix it. It was basically blocked solid with a sludgy mess of bamboo fibres.
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Mar 12, 2015 08:22
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Duct tape. Walla.
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Mar 12, 2015 08:25
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fizzymercy posted:edit: UGH LIKE SOOOOOO MANY TIMES  What a wonderful dad.
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bringmyfishback posted:UGH LIKE SOOOOOO MANY TIMES Paint that up, throw some LED lights on it, and slap a Razer sticker or something on it Could easily sell those for $500 a pop to gamers
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I mean, it's happened in bachelor days, but because all the butter knives were dirty. And even then I went into it fully aware like "the smart thing would be to just wash one, but eh,  ."e: "the butter knife", like you own just one, and it's in the drawer all mixed in with your wrenches and bread tags
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bringmyfishback posted:
I'm in geriatrics, and we use similar devices for when the patients can't use a normal toilet.
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Mar 12, 2015 13:06
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What's gross about the lifehack isn't that it's a commode. I hope your facility doesn't use non-sanitizable commodes covered in porous material.
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Mar 12, 2015 13:15
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Sappo569 posted:Paint that up, throw some LED lights on it, and slap a Razer sticker or something on it "Full HD air-cooled speedrunner 8000 typhoon GameSeat. For MVPs only."
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Dogfish posted:What's gross about the lifehack isn't that it's a commode. I hope your facility doesn't use non-sanitizable commodes covered in porous material. THANK you.
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Mar 12, 2015 14:33
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The material is an issue, I agree.
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Mar 12, 2015 14:58
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Zombie Samurai posted:That chips one doesn't actually work... does it? It sort of works, my brother got a kit for it once, a potato mandolin and a little rack to stand the slices in, they weren't fantastic.
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LoonShia posted:The material is an issue, I agree.
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Never empty the bucket.
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